The most racist thing you’ve done,

Cody montana

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

frag420

I only eat white chocolate...

Objecting to Travellers being accorded ethnic minority status.

Gwynplaine

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

It's Chips Curry

alchemist33

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Ninthlife

Watched Menace II Society and laughed at the use of the N word

Ninthlife

Gwynplaine wrote: »

It's Chips Curry

It is in its hole.

Curry chips as per the Oxford Dictionary (maybe)

Cody montana

Gwynplaine wrote: »

It's Chips Curry

Racist

Pauliedragon

I watched blazing saddles a few weeks ago and laughed at it. I'm going to hell.

The Talking Bread

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

Gonad

My uncle married a black lady and she had a few black kids.

I once called one of them by the wrong name and stupidly said “which one are you again. “

harry Bailey esq

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air.
And you?

You horrible, horrible man. But yer no racist.

Twenty Grand

I had a piss and didn't pay the man.

Ninthlife

Twenty Grand wrote: »

I had a piss and didn't pay the man.

Jesus H Christ...

Ive read some horrible things on Boards one being man gets hit by a train but this....this is just too much

Eamonn8448

i ate all the black ones out of the jellybaby bag .

The Talking Bread

I refused to just tackle the elephant in the room and ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.

Marengo

Cameroon lady next door was trying to set me up with her sister.

She asked me did I fancy 'brown girls from Cameroon's?

I said I didn't mind. I lied.I don't fancy girls from Cameroon

6541

In an Irish bar in Sydney, Salvation Army came in looking for money. I was drunk, I called them English protestants etc. Didn't give them any money, they left the bar. I am not very proud of my stupid racist actions. I am now older and more mature....

Cody montana

The Talking Bread wrote: »

I refused to ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.

Is that racist? Oh ****!

lbc2019

I told all the straight white men that I was sick of their shít

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

The Talking Bread

Cody montana wrote: »

Is that racist? Oh ****!

I did jump straight to the assumption that he loved soccer and supported Arsenal though so I wasn't all that bad.

lbc2019

Deleted User wrote: »

Even worse if you were sprayed by a Lynx.

he brought his cat?

Ninthlife

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are

lbc2019

Ninthlife wrote: »

Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are

babies with no limbs?

Ninthlife

lbc2019 wrote: »

babies with no limbs?

Spider babies..body of a spider and the head of a baby..if Princeess Consuela Hayla Whola gave money theyd be normal babies or possibly spiders

Father Hernandez

Working in a bar in Dublin a number of years ago.

Quiet enough around lunchtime, there was 3/4 tables of people, 1 of them with 3 Asians eating lunch.

I was chatting to a colleague who was on his break eating lunch at the bar when an Asian man walked in & caught my eye about to ask me a question.

Without hesitation, I said “They’re over there” pointing to the table of Asians.

Yer man looks at me as if I’ve two heads and proceeds to ask if we have a menu he can look at as his family want to come in for food. Said colleague nearly spat out his soup laughing.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

lbc2019 wrote: »

babies with no limbs?

This may have been in a previous incarnation now I come to think of it...

greencap

On a job which required teams to work together.

There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

Turned out he wasn't.

lbc2019

greencap wrote: »

On a job which required teams to work together.

There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

Turned out he wasn't.

How was the HR meeting?

greencap

lbc2019 wrote: »

How was the HR meeting?

Nah, he didn't.

But I did get labelled as the local nazi for a while.

Cody montana

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Working in a bar in Dublin a number of years ago.

Quiet enough around lunchtime, there was 3/4 tables of people, 1 of them with 3 Asians eating lunch.

I was chatting to a colleague who was on his break eating lunch at the bar when an Asian man walked in & caught my eye about to ask me a question.

Without hesitation, I said “They’re over there” pointing to the table of Asians.

Yer man looks at me as if I’ve two heads and proceeds to ask if we have a menu he can look at as his family want to come in for food. Said colleague nearly spat out his soup laughing.

Haha, that’s funny.

I was in Japan and was served raw horse meat after a few Japanese drinks.
I went in a rant about killing whales, while eating the horse.

Undividual

alchemist33 wrote: »

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Bloody Poles

dhaughton99

Laughed when Jeremy Clarkson said ‘slope’.

Undividual

I once had sex with an Asian girl and didn't degrade her the way I normally would. The bigotry of high expectations I guess.

Ninthlife

I once said get the $%£¥ outta here to a claim by a non national that they did something extraordinary.

Its only now thanks to this thread that i feel i may have done wrong and thaf person must think im a raging racist of the highest order

The Enbalmer

I've had words with a few so-called toilet attendants in pubs.

Once I was in a cubical taking a dump and this head pops over the top of the door(presumably to see if I was doing coke or something).
Anyway I shouted at him to mind his own business and when I came out of the cubicle he starts shouting his head off saying some nonsense about wanting to check in case I'd fallen asleep and when I told him to fcuck off he immediately started calling me a racist and all the rest of it.

I remember ranting back at him to the effect that I was a senior immigration officer and demanding to see his work permit..he roared at me and I roared at him,threating to come back with a warrent for his deportation 😂
A bouncer finally showed up to end the fun just as it looked like I was going to get brained with a can of air freshner.

Cartroubles

Apparently it was when I had dreadlocks.

TAFKAlawhec

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

Apparently not stick up for my race when I helped a lady up after she was pushed and I broke the nose of the person who did it.
Didn't know she was foreign, wouldn't have made a difference either way.

dhaughton99

Undividual wrote: »

I once had sex with an Asian girl and didn't degrade her the way I normally would. The bigotry of high expectations I guess.

That Marie Kondo one is so hot.

Ninthlife

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

Feisar

In convo with a person of colour said “call a spade a spade”

bazza1

I ate jam with a gollywog on the jar

Ninthlife

bazza1 wrote: »

I ate jam with a gollywog on the jar

You bastard

Cody montana

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

Is that the airport where you walk around in a circle?
Like a mart.

Undividual

Ninthlife wrote: »

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

He was sweating cos he had a pack of Clonakilty in his case.

TAFKAlawhec

Ninthlife wrote: »

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

Don't even start! Several times on both the forward and return trips I was pulled over by airport security for being a bit sweaty (this was back in June & July when the heat was on in Europe).

Cody montana wrote: »

Is that the airport where you walk around in a circle?
Like a mart.

It's massive. On the first leg transiting it was around a 35-40 minute walk from going through security (after having gone through the arrival gate) to reach the departing gate. On the return leg, the airport laid on a shuttle bus that was a 15 minute journey from one airport terminal of the airport to another for the connecting flight.

Ninthlife

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Don't even start! Several times on both the forward and return trips I was pulled over by airport security for being a bit sweaty (this was back in June & July when the heat was on in Europe).

So you have the drug courier look

Undividual

Ninthlife wrote: »

So you have the drug courier look

The clenched butthole look.

Sam Hain

alchemist33 wrote: »

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Exactly why I have an African lad at home to polish my shoes.