Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

BPKS

I was watching the 6 o clock news yesterday and it showed Leo saying bye to a few of the lads heading off in the Aer Lingus plane. One fella was walking up the steps and his little red hat blew off onto the runway. It was gas.

Odyssey 2005

Ah...just in time. Can't beat multiple deaths,even if they were 40 years ago

Hector Bellend

I used to work with a guy from Warrenpoint.

Or the sunny south east as he used to call it.

Ally Dick

It was disgusting to see so many clergy at the Papal mass wearing crowns. Who do they think they are???

2smiggy

whoy were the gardas wasting time escorting the lord on his fishing trip ?

somesoldiers

Thank you for your service

Hector Bellend

2smiggy wrote: »

whoy were the gardas wasting time escorting the lord on his fishing trip ?

You'd think it was to stop the IRA trying to blow him up.

goose2005

Hector Bellend wrote: »

INLA = Irish National Lobster Army

with an armalite in one claw and a ballot box in the other

anthonyjmaher

D'Arcy came back especially early from his six month holiday cos he couldn't miss the opportunity to bash the church no doubt.

Wait til you hear him now he will ever so subtly bash the church with "objective observations"

2smiggy

Hector Bellend wrote: »

You'd think it was to stop the IRA trying to blow him up.

could he not have fished safely on one of his own estates back in england ?

No gold or even bronze today. Hopefully things will brighten up through the week

BPKS

I just heard on Moncrieff that the Speaking Clock is no more.

Joe will surely get a few days out of the stories of people listening to the Speaking Clock.

Farcy sez de Morgue in de Park wasn’t used! No wonder Jowel went largely off Pope in de Park topic

SEPT 23 1989

Great to have darcy back to pontificate

Humanist Holy Communions, where little girls parade in white frilly dresses, collecting money from people, having de bouncy castle, just no church...sure we’re practically there.

Hector Bellend

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Great to have darcy back to pontificate

not about the pontiff though

thecretinhop

BPKS wrote: »

A survivor.

That reminds me of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry told his Jewish friends he was bringing a survivor to a dinner party. Turns our your man was on the TV show Survivor.

i had no toilet roll!!

djemba djemba

Anything worth a listen

2smiggy

djemba djemba wrote: »

Anything worth a listen

a definite no from me

Atlantic Dawn

I see friend of the show so to speak Ivor Callely is on RTE 1 now on Scannal.

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I see friend of the show so to speak Ivor Callely is on RTE 1 now on Scannal.

Ivan Calorie caller, Ivan Calorie.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 165
Joe Shows: 130
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €325,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.


WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

jay0109

Pakistani nurse facing deportation leaves Ireland hours after performing on Abbey stage
Vekash Khokhar departs voluntarily to avoid facing potential detention in Pakistan
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/pakistani-nurse-facing-deportation-leaves-ireland-hours-after-performing-on-abbey-stage-1.3610070

UCD lecturer Dr Anne Mulhall highlighted how the number of deportations of asylum-seekers had risen sharply in recent weeks. “There’s always an increase in August because it’s when solicitors take their holidays. Deportations increase because people can’t get a hold of their lawyers.”...
UCD lecturer Dr Anne Mulhall highlighted how the number of deportations of asylum-seekers had risen sharply in recent weeks. “There’s always an increase in August because it’s when solicitors take their holidays. Deportations increase because people can’t get a hold of their lawyers.”

We should give solicitors longer holidays!
And we now have the Dept Justice funding the Arts! The mind boggles

ButtersSuki

jay0109 wrote: »

We should give solicitors longer holidays!
And we now have the Dept Justice funding the Arts! The mind boggles

They should have wurking class hours (75mins a day incl. (ad) breaks) and on average 1 week off every month holidays so to speak like telephonists in de state broadcaster.

thecretinhop

idiot's buying vouchers
some bishop shud not be there
hundreds nearly killed by pope mobile
who sold tickets a mess joe

2smiggy

on the hit list today

- gift vouchers (again)
- chocolate bars for the homeless, giving them the actual bars
- sean brady with the pope, the outrage to follow

thecretinhop

2smiggy wrote: »

on the hit list today

- gift vouchers (again)
- chocolate bars for the homeless, giving them the actual bars
- sean brady with the pope, the outrage to follow

forgot chocolate bars joe mashed up the explanation so bad i voided it in my head

Odelay

jay0109 wrote: »

Pakistani nurse facing deportation leaves Ireland hours after performing on Abbey stage
Vekash Khokhar departs voluntarily to avoid facing potential detention in Pakistan
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/pakistani-nurse-facing-deportation-leaves-ireland-hours-after-performing-on-abbey-stage-1.3610070

We should give solicitors longer holidays!
And we now have the Dept Justice funding the Arts! The mind boggles

She is part of the Gender Studies group, knew it would feature somewhere.

Dan Jaman

I think there's more to it than we're being told.
If he was actually a qualified intensive care nurse, I would have thought he'd have been given leave to remain, surely.

sligojoek

jay0109 wrote: »

Pakistani nurse facing deportation leaves Ireland hours after performing on Abbey stage
Vekash Khokhar departs voluntarily to avoid facing potential detention in Pakistan

A theatre nurse, so to speak.