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How do you find a one night stand

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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pay someone to pretend to be the one night stand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    Pay someone to pretend to be the one night stand.

    Then ride her as well


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,257 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    What did you order?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Panthro wrote: »
    I think you've narrowed down the search to just about any lady in Ireland on the night in question.
    You got this brah!

    Are we even sure about that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Vladimir Poontang


    I've seen a few of them thrown against bottle banks, fine nightstands and a couple of whatnots over the years. Also a toilet


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Will ya'll just calm down while we think bout this logically ?

    It's clear to me that the wife wants a threesome .

    Him , the wife and chipper girl.

    A triple burger or three in one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,085 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I usually find them great until about 7am when the hangover kicks in and I want them out ASAP.

    To thine own self be true



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    I have no idea how you would find this girl nor do I care. What I want to know is how you managed to pull a bird in a chipper?

    I didnt really she just invited me back to her hotel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    ittakestwo wrote: »
    How did you wife find out and why does she want to meet her?

    She doesnt want to meet her, she wants to know what she looks like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    ittakestwo wrote: »
    How did you wife find out and why does she want to meet her?

    She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    italodisco wrote: »
    Would it not be easier to leave your wife

    My wife is amazing, i just screwed up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    TheBully wrote: »
    Tell her it was me, I’m a 32yo male but I got ur back

    Thanks bud, least I have a back up plan now


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    trevk wrote: »
    She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

    Ah the I know what you done but didn't really know trick.....


    She won't believe a word ya say.

    Best of luck really mean that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    Pay someone to pretend to be the one night stand.

    My wife is a smart woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    What did you order?

    Two burgers and a nightmare


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Bout now , you should be thinking about burning your house down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    Bout now , you should be thinking about burning your house down.

    Not far off it, haha


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    I work in that chipper. Poor girl been coming back every weekend since. Has a little baby with her now. Doesn’t look in the best of health.

    He must have got a battered sausage.
    (Apologies to earlier poster... read first three posts and jumped in with the obvious) :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?
    I know she was at an event might help me search thr internet if I could find out what the hell was on that weekend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    trevk wrote: »
    She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

    Just sign the papers already id say


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    Text speak is strictly prohibited on Boards.ie. No really, it is.

    Text speak? :) thank god has been short handed to t.g. for decades before ‘portable phones’ were even a twinkle in their dadies eye... :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,868 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    trevk wrote: »
    Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?
    I know she was at an event might help me search thr internet if I could find out what the hell was on that weekend.

    The BIFFO "Bright Intelligent Flirty Female from Offaly" conference was on


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,522 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    trevk wrote:
    Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?

    What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?




    Surely this was your first port of call.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    trevk wrote: »
    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

    Well, she's not going to come forward now :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    O.P. Your wife is just looking for firm evidence so she can wipe you out in the divorce... why would you go searching for a stick for her to beat you with?

    Say it was all a fantasy with a lonely sheep farmer transsexual because you respect her too much to do the things you were talking about...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?




    Surely this was your first port of call.

    Didnt think they would answer that question from a random phone call


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    trevk wrote: »
    My wife is a smart woman.

    She married a fella banging birds in chippers

    Care to rethink that?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,467 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    trevk wrote: »
    Didnt think they would answer that question from a random phone call

    Well in fairness the likelyhood of you finding them with the serious lack of information you have provided is slim to none, look your wife wants to know who it was and that was 3 years ago. Tell her you dont even know a name and move on with your life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    minikin wrote: »
    O.P. Your wife is just looking for firm evidence so she can wipe you out in the divorce... why would you go searching for a stick for her to beat you with?

    Say it was all a fantasy with a lonely sheep farmer transsexual because you respect her too much to do the things you were talking about...

    Nope wife has known since October and has been ridiculously understanding and patient its just ****in with her head that she doesnt know what she looks like.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 trevk


    She married a fella banging birds in chippers

    Care to rethink that?

    I wasnt always a prick. She also got the truth without any proof.


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