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How do you find a one night stand

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    #62
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    The fact she felt she had to hit you with the "i know what you did last summer" routine makes me think that either you have form in this area or your buddy is banging your missus, knew of your indiscretion and blurted it out while on the job...


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    #63
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users Posts: 19,617 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    trevk wrote: »
    Nope wife has known since October and has been ridiculously understanding and patient its just ****in with her head that she doesnt know what she looks like.

    Thing is why does she need to know what she looks like? It sounds like she is just picking at an old wound. Nothing good can come from her seeing what she looks like. Women can be insecure and what she really needs to hear from you is that the other woman was nowhere as near as good looking as your wife. And that you will never make the same stupid mistake again.


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    #64
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    You don’t have to post it here op but did you exchange first names by any chance? Careers?

    Or was it just bang bang bang, thank you mam


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    #65
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Best thing you can do is trawl facebook and find some god awful munter, a tranny even, if you can find one - tell her it was her and she'll feel sorry for you.
    Do not under any circumstances fess up to banging a hottie - wives hate that shít.


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    #66
    GreeBo
    Registered Users Posts: 27,121 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Something fishy about this story OP.
    Though maybe I just have a chip on my shoulder.
    Did she have a salty attitude?
    Something about vinegar.


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    #67
    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭trevk


    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    You don’t have to post it here op but did you exchange first names by any chance? Careers?

    Or was it just bang bang bang, thank you mam

    No details, no names careers nothing.


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    #68
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭daheff


    trevk wrote: »
    She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.
    Deny deny deny
    trevk wrote: »
    My wife is a smart woman.
    Well....you sure don't seem to have the brains in the relationship!

    Anyways...any pics of the wife? Is she worth hanging on to or divorcing?


    Seriously though. don't show her any pics at all. Tell her it was a once off and ya didnt stop to record the fecking act. Just forget it and get over it or follow through in the divorce.


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    #69
    Minister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭Minister


    trevk wrote: »
    No details, no names careers nothing.

    Was she desperate ?


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    #70
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    trevk wrote: »
    She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

    Does that not worry you? Why on earth would someone do that?


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    #71
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Tell your wife the chipper bird was smoking hot and a complete sicko in the sack, and she needs to up her game or you'll be cruising the takeaways again.


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    #72
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Tell me how wrote: »
    What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?




    Surely this was your first port of call.

    No help - turns out it was a meeting of nymphomaniacs anonymous :D


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    #73
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Tell your wife the chipper bird was smoking hot and a complete sicko in the sack, and she needs to up her game or you'll be cruising the takeaways again.

    A complete sicko in the sack... What a phrase!


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    #74
    deletthis
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭deletthis


    This is fantastic content for a Monday morning. Thanks OP.


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    #75
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    AlphabetCards wrote: »
    A complete sicko in the sack... What a phrase!

    I know - I can be positively Shakespearean when I feel the need.


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    #76
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    How did she find out 3 years later ?

    Did you just decide to tell her ?


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    #77
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,509 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    From a furry burger to a bunny boiler, you've some appetite OP!!!!!!


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    #78
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Best thing you can do is trawl facebook and find some god awful munter, a tranny even, if you can find one - tell her it was her and she'll feel sorry for you.
    Do not under any circumstances fess up to banging a hottie - wives hate that shít.

    I reckon my auld doll would prefer if i banged a stunner than a munter. With a stunner she night think "fair enough, she was fairly hot",
    With a moonpig theres no excuse.


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    #79
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,522 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    I think the lady in question was possibly the OP's wife who was participating in a bit of harmless role play in "picking up a takeaway" but didn't realise her husband was particularly tired and emotional and now she can't believe he didn't remember her.

    I'd challenge her on this OP. If she denies it, then you act hurt that SHE doesn't remember.


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    #80
    fxotoole
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    deletthis wrote: »
    This is fantastic content for a Monday morning. Thanks OP.

    Indeed. Thread does not dissapoint.


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    #81
    the purple tin
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    It is better if you don't find her op. Your wife might want to start some sort of vendetta against her and she could get in trouble with the law.


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    #82
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Tell your Mrs that the reason you banged the slag in the chipper was that she looked EXACTLY like your Mrs. Then turn it around and tell her some rigamarole about being lonely and missing her, then turn the screw and blame the whole thing on her, leaving you alone there. Finish off by storming out of the room with a "have you no thought for MY feelings, I feel so used" then run off crying.


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    #83
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    the purple tin wrote: »
    It is better if you don't find her op. Your wife might want to start some sort of vendetta against her and she could get in trouble with the law.

    On the upside, the wife might fancy her and the OP might get some threesome chipper-slut-and-wife action. I'm sure I saw that happen in a movie once.


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    #84
    fxotoole
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    OP was Chipper Chick hotter than your missus?


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    #85
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    For a penneys gift card I’ll pretend to be her. If she decks me its a bottle of rum too.


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    #86
    Mr.H
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    Two words op. Jeremy Kyle. He will help reunite you with chipper chick. He will even throw in a DNA test on your potential kid and a lie detector to prove it all. It is a great day out. They put you up in a hotel and bring you on the show. You'll be on TV. Go for it op. Do it.


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    #87
    Minister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭Minister


    Mr.H wrote: »
    Two words op. Jeremy Kyle. He will help reunite you with chipper chick. He will even throw in a DNA test on your potential kid and a lie detector to prove it all. It is a great day out. They put you up in a hotel and bring you on the show. You'll be on TV. Go for it op. Do it.

    Sounds utterly chavtastic!! And you will get a slap up Burger King meal as well🤠


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    #88
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    I bet there's an element of projection going on here from the wife.

    This thread is a nice break from reading up on chemistry.


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    #89
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    AlphabetCards wrote: »

    This thread is a nice break from reading up on chemistry.

    Unless you count the chemistry between the OP and random chipper ladies.


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    #90
    Minister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭Minister


    OP, just for clarification........Is the 'wife' to whom you have referred real or imaginary? Thanks


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    #91
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Minister wrote: »
    OP, just for clarification........Is the 'wife' to whom you have referred real or imaginary? Thanks

    I dint think the thread would make sense if she were imaginary.


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