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How do you find a one night stand

trevk

When I was away for the weekend in 2015 I had a one night stand with a woman I met in a takeaway & didnt get her name, now I need to find her and all I know is she is from Tullamore and was at an event in the Annebrook Hotel any suggestions on how I would narrow down the search?

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deletthis

This is fantastic content for a Monday morning. Thanks OP.

AlphabetCards

Gravelly wrote: »

Tell your wife the chipper bird was smoking hot and a complete sicko in the sack, and she needs to up her game or you'll be cruising the takeaways again.

A complete sicko in the sack... What a phrase!

sbsquarepants

Tell me how wrote: »

What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?

Surely this was your first port of call.

No help - turns out it was a meeting of nymphomaniacs anonymous

Gravelly

Tell your wife the chipper bird was smoking hot and a complete sicko in the sack, and she needs to up her game or you'll be cruising the takeaways again.

AlphabetCards

trevk wrote: »

She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

Does that not worry you? Why on earth would someone do that?

Minister

trevk wrote: »

No details, no names careers nothing.

Was she desperate ?

daheff

trevk wrote: »

She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

Deny deny deny

trevk wrote: »

My wife is a smart woman.

Well....you sure don't seem to have the brains in the relationship!

Anyways...any pics of the wife? Is she worth hanging on to or divorcing?

Seriously though. don't show her any pics at all. Tell her it was a once off and ya didnt stop to record the fecking act. Just forget it and get over it or follow through in the divorce.

trevk

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

You don’t have to post it here op but did you exchange first names by any chance? Careers?

Or was it just bang bang bang, thank you mam

No details, no names careers nothing.

GreeBo

Something fishy about this story OP.
Though maybe I just have a chip on my shoulder.
Did she have a salty attitude?
Something about vinegar.

sbsquarepants

Best thing you can do is trawl facebook and find some god awful munter, a tranny even, if you can find one - tell her it was her and she'll feel sorry for you.
Do not under any circumstances fess up to banging a hottie - wives hate that shít.

Franz Von Peppercorn

You don’t have to post it here op but did you exchange first names by any chance? Careers?

Or was it just bang bang bang, thank you mam

Muahahaha

trevk wrote: »

Nope wife has known since October and has been ridiculously understanding and patient its just ****in with her head that she doesnt know what she looks like.

Thing is why does she need to know what she looks like? It sounds like she is just picking at an old wound. Nothing good can come from her seeing what she looks like. Women can be insecure and what she really needs to hear from you is that the other woman was nowhere as near as good looking as your wife. And that you will never make the same stupid mistake again.

GT_TDI_150

The fact she felt she had to hit you with the "i know what you did last summer" routine makes me think that either you have form in this area or your buddy is banging your missus, knew of your indiscretion and blurted it out while on the job...

trevk

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

She married a fella banging birds in chippers

Care to rethink that?

I wasnt always a prick. She also got the truth without any proof.

trevk

minikin wrote: »

O.P. Your wife is just looking for firm evidence so she can wipe you out in the divorce... why would you go searching for a stick for her to beat you with?

Say it was all a fantasy with a lonely sheep farmer transsexual because you respect her too much to do the things you were talking about...

Nope wife has known since October and has been ridiculously understanding and patient its just ****in with her head that she doesnt know what she looks like.

Kimbot

trevk wrote: »

Didnt think they would answer that question from a random phone call

Well in fairness the likelyhood of you finding them with the serious lack of information you have provided is slim to none, look your wife wants to know who it was and that was 3 years ago. Tell her you dont even know a name and move on with your life.

Mr. Incognito

trevk wrote: »

My wife is a smart woman.

She married a fella banging birds in chippers

Care to rethink that?

trevk

Tell me how wrote: »

What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?

Surely this was your first port of call.

Didnt think they would answer that question from a random phone call

minikin

O.P. Your wife is just looking for firm evidence so she can wipe you out in the divorce... why would you go searching for a stick for her to beat you with?

Say it was all a fantasy with a lonely sheep farmer transsexual because you respect her too much to do the things you were talking about...

jester77

trevk wrote: »

Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

Well, she's not going to come forward now :eek:

Tell me how

trevk wrote:

Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?

What did the hotel say when you rang and asked to confirm event listings from the night in question?

Surely this was your first port of call.

tabby aspreme

trevk wrote: »

Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?
I know she was at an event might help me search thr internet if I could find out what the hell was on that weekend.

The BIFFO "Bright Intelligent Flirty Female from Offaly" conference was on

minikin

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Text speak is strictly prohibited on Boards.ie. No really, it is.

Text speak?

thank god has been short handed to t.g. for decades before ‘portable phones’ were even a twinkle in their dadies eye...

GT_TDI_150

trevk wrote: »

She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.

Just sign the papers already id say

trevk

Anyone know what events were on in the Annebrook Hotel on the 18th of July 2015 or how the hell I would find out ?
I know she was at an event might help me search thr internet if I could find out what the hell was on that weekend.

minikin

Conservatory wrote: »

I work in that chipper. Poor girl been coming back every weekend since. Has a little baby with her now. Doesn’t look in the best of health.

He must have got a battered sausage.
(Apologies to earlier poster... read first three posts and jumped in with the obvious)

trevk

corner of hells wrote: »

Bout now , you should be thinking about burning your house down.

Not far off it, haha

corner of hells

Bout now , you should be thinking about burning your house down.

trevk

Standard Toaster wrote: »

What did you order?

Two burgers and a nightmare

trevk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Pay someone to pretend to be the one night stand.

My wife is a smart woman.