D&D Act Three Scene V - Time to move on

sKeith

Ekbard backflips away

Banjo

Ten hearts, ten fingers, D'Jor baby we were made for each other.

She goes to town, fingering him hard and fast like its free in for nurses night in coppers

Fourier

The flames bear down on him, more like meteorites with BandyLegs's enhanced form.

Soet drops to his knees, little more than skeleton about his organs.

"YOU HAVE ALL......WON.....I WILL RETURN TO MY PLANE, I WILL MAKE NO MORE MOVES AGAINSt THIS WORLD"

He continues manipulating the energies to return home.

Tigger

Fourier wrote: »

In one final act of desperation, he will at least return to his own plane rather than being destroyed, he begins to direct the planar energies, how will the God enjoy being trapped with him for millions of years?

Goodie, given his enhanced intelligence notices this.

Bandy he’s trying to drag you with him, here catch; Goodie hurls the helm of teleportation down to Bandy.

Fourier

Soet rips open his own ribcage to get Othegre off, the pain being so immense he is irrational. She halts in midair, but he takes no notice of her.

sKeith

Ekbard resumes the chopping.

Necro

Tigger wrote: »

Bandy he’s trying to drag you with him, here catch; Goodie hurls the helm of teleportation down to Bandy.

Bandylegs catches the helm and places it on his head.

He ports back to the base of the statue and nods thankfully at Goodie. Then he takes it off and tosses it back to him.

Fourier

sKeith wrote: »

Ekbard resumes the chopping.

A head comes free, dropping into the ocean roaring.

sKeith

robyntmorton wrote: »

Xanthea looks down from above and shouts words of encouragement:

"GO TEAM!!"

Xanthea throws popcorn.

Ekbard catches some popcorn and eats.

Fourier

Soet stumbles from the loss of his head. He takes the most drastic action, self-disintegration, it will take him millennia to recover a body about his essence, but his essence will survive. Much more damage in this form and it will not.

Gooide and BandyLegs recognise what he is doing as purple energy takes hold.

sKeith

Ekbard looks up at goodie and says, "will we shoot another arrow into the eight setting on the rod and see what happens?"

sKeith

Ekbard has had enough chopping and returns to the toe of the statue.

Tigger

sKeith wrote: »

Ekbard looks up at goodie and says, "will we shoot another arrow into the eight setting on the rod and see what happens?"

I attempt to do so with a +1 arrow

Banjo

E : hes trying to escape! distract him!
O: how?

Oh

Oh no.


Oh you bitch!"

Othegre casts instinct (mating)

"Bandy! If you have a Lube spell, you should cast it now!"

Fourier

Tigger wrote: »

I attempt to do so with a +1 arrow

He hits the setting, but its work is already done.

Fourier

Banjo wrote: »

Othegre casts instinct (mating)

OOC: Who is this cast on?

Fourier

Soet's arms begin to vanish, the trail of disintegration reaching the elbows.

Banjo

Fourier wrote: »

OOC: Who is this cast on?

Ooc : Soet! I can't remember the exact wording but pretty sure he is compelled at the expense of all other actions. Including whatever he's doing.
(Are there limits to who or what I can cast this on?)

Necro

Bandylegs summons his strength again and casts Dispel from Evil on Soet.

sKeith

Ekbard makes a geas that soet is unable to travel to other planes.

sKeith

Ekbard resumes choppy choppy

Fourier

sKeith wrote: »

Ekbard makes a geas that soet is unable to travel to other planes.

Soet stops the disintegration...he is weak enough that the other gods can impose this now. He rises to try and run, but.....

Fourier

A swarm of chemicals flood his mind, mortal feelings, what in world!!!

BandyLegs casts a divine level expulsion of evil on him, that combined with the Othegre's portalling slicing of his organs shreds his body to bits. The casing around his brain is sliced open as Ekbard leaps forth.

An explosion exposes a white larva like organ, his core. Ekbard lands back on the platform smoking but okay.

Goodie eyes the larval core, loads an arrow, holds the bow and says......

Tigger

Fourier wrote: »

A swarm of chemicals flood his mind, mortal feelings, what in world!!!

BandyLegs casts a divine level expulsion of evil on him, that combined with the Othegre's portalling slicing of his organs shreds his body to bits. The casing around his brain is sliced open as Ekbard leaps forth.

An explosion exposes a white larva like organ, his core. Ekbard lands back on the platform smoking but okay.

Goodie eyes the larval core, loads an arrow, holds the bow and says......

this has gone on long enough SO IT MUST END

Fourier

The arrow sails through the air, piercing and bisecting the core. A small implosion follows.

Soet, abomination of worlds, beast of the Outer Reaches is no more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfCu0KCwq4

Goodie swivels his bow onto his back, as Ekbard swivels his sword, Othegre swivels Ergehto and BandyLegs swivels......his axe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

sKeith

"please port me off this rock, i dont want to have to swim back from here again."

Fourier

And so...

Tigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaC0s-FP-r4

Fourier

Arry Greenbe ends up in the shire, the spell didn't take him too far. Hard work from the Master of the shire was enough of a life for him after a few of the wierd things he saw in the outside world.

Mauler somehow survived the Judge's invasion, being forced to work on the farms afterward. Not much of a change. With most of his village killed, he moves into Soetrard a few years later, getting work in one of the new dragon powered dairy factories.

Kim rules Zassan about as well as a beholder can. A bit of a oddball some would say in later years, at times certain social matters common among the other races eluded her, but efficient and merciful. One who actually got the job done. Twenty years after her adventures with the group, her and Castius managed to broker a merger of Zassan and Soetrard. Trade had never been stronger.
In her final years a wizard broke into the main tower in Zassan and undid the effects the deck of many things caused to her, so as to cause the city to fall under the rule of a despot. To his surprise, she didn't turn. "Good is who I am now, I don't need a spell to help me along anymore"

Ash ran the temple of BandyLegs in Soetrard for a few decades, about as well as anybody could. He wasn't a demanding god. Other clerics always talked about a crisis of faith as they never heard from their gods. Ash never had to worry about that. BandyLegs was a frequent caller. When she finally passed it was as Saint Ash in the finest of Dwarrowtown's tombs.

Barikhek returned home to open a dwarven fighting school, he'd had enough adventuring for a lifetime.

Kidunli took on the name Mud and kept on adventuring. He went down swinging against some kind of Lich in the old dwarven roads, wouldn't have wanted it any other way.

Simon goes to Zassan with Othegre to get his ten ton bride. Naturally with Othegre's vivimancy they win the day. He lives out a life of domestic bliss in the desert. Him and his wife Merel have a few hundred children, but some spiders frown on their "liberal" marriage as Merel never cannibalises Simon.

Alf and Othegre head to the Tower of Mzini a few years later. The pay is great. Othegre's vivimancy mixed with some local fruit sees Alf spend time as a Kiwi, which broadens his perspectives.

Castius rules Soetrard so well it recovers within a few years. When it comes time to abdicate, he gives the throne over to a publically selected successor, as BandyLegs would have wanted. He often sat in the "The Cobbler's Giblets" thinking back over when he first met the group.

Betty continues to be celebrated in Thurmunton, the first to shed light on the truth of their saint and the town has now renamed the festival in her honour.

The theives guild in Soetrard has used the example of Elin as to why a thief should stick to cities and tombs near them, not that any of them would listen. They did listen though to the lesson that when with adventurers, get your bloody cut sorted before entering any tomb.

Kal lives out his days quite happily as a red dragon, amasing quite a large treasure beneath a hill in the shire. Goodie sends him down the odd hobbit not quite cut out to be an adventurer. They all enter chuffed as anything with the ring of invisibility Goodie gives. A while with "The great Kal" however soon dissuades them.

Othegre eventually found a cure for vampirism. A routine treatment now, for those not attracted by its power. And Byrwin is the city it is today forefront of medicine and horrific Vivimancy thanks to her. After leaving her studies to Mina her ward, she took off to spice life up for up and coming adventurers. To this day who aren't accepted in the adventuring taverns of Soetrard without surviving one of her dungeons.

Xanthea's grave becomes a pilgrimage to the Osinzir, thousands come each year to see it and the tomb beneath, now cleansed of evil by the order of the clerics of BandyLegs in Dwarrowtown.

Saeros's body was utterly destroyed in the explosion at Clayton, preventing the usual Elven afterlife among the tree spirits. So the dwarven gods let him into theirs for a bit of gambling and fun.

Flak and the Lich actually strike up an accord, the guy is even more powerful than he first appeared, they spend the next few years travelling various planes.

Ekbard found his way back to the islands. The invaders were expecting a challenge. Unfortunately for them Ekbard wasn't. He waltzed through their forces, decked their leader Kuldur and destroyed their entire installation.
At the party afterward he was crowned king of the islands, not that he cared. Took off north over the great sea to the pit of the world in the North in search of the Hallow world, adventure, ale and some more heads to cave in.

BandyLegs, well, he's among the immortals now. Probably still drinking and making friends. He's a favourite amongst the dwarves these days, worship of him doesn't require much in your day to day life, except being willing to take a stand when the time comes.

Goodie retires to the Shire where he lives out his days as our benevolent autocrat as we all know and.....what are you looking at me like that for children?

Tigger

sKeith wrote: »

"please port me off this rock, i dont want to have to swim back from here again."

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