Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

northgirl

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Listening as in.......there self aware ?


:pac:

Yeah, like they can hear us :pac:

Sephiroth_dude

northgirl wrote: »

Yeah, like they can hear us :pac:

Ta'd I can't find my tin foil hat :pac:

Your Face

Those pleasant people who like to engage in the hocking up of the contents of their tobacco entombed lungs and expunging it's contents in public places.

_CreeD_

People starting phone conversations with "It's Me"

If I have enough context to know who "Me" is with those 2 words then I would have known it without them. You just wasted 5 seconds of my life with redundant information!

Sephiroth_dude

Your Face wrote: »

Those pleasant people who like to engage in the hocking up of the contents of their tobacco entombed lungs and expunging it's contents in public places.

A lad on my course is like that, everytime I turn I'm expecting to see his lungs on the table 🤮🤢

storker

Deleted User wrote: »

Memo to self: next time you feign interest, make sure you have some young one next to you to deflect on to - e.g. That sounds fascinating - Seán here has a huge interest in that! and then follow it with something like 'I'd really love to hear more on this but unfortunately I have to go but Seán would love to talk to you about that'.

We used to have a great aunt who would spend ages going on and on about herself, with endless stories about her medical dramas, various situations in which she triumphed over petty officialdom and strangers people doing all kinds of things for her just because she was so awesome. One day at my parents' house she was regaling slowly killing my dad and I with some saga or other when I decided to bail and leave them to it. Only I felt bad about dropping my dad in it, as he had suffered a stroke (long before, that is, not during the story ), so I decided I would stick it out for a while longer. Less than a minute later my dad stood up, declared he had something to take care of and left the room. I looked at me as he was saying it and I swear there was a twinkle in his eye as he looked at my horror-stricken face...

misstearheus

Will someone please dig up old post of mine from last year or the previous year about not getting full-scale Headcold/Sore-Throat/Chest-Infection thing but still suffering through it and the Doctor not believing me and I feeling like death. 'Cos that's me again right about now. My muscles are sore all-over from feeling Flu-like and everything is sore from this gagging/retching/choking/not-coughing thing.

ProudDUB

freshpopcorn wrote: »

The self service checkouts in Dealz with the Elvis voice.

Oh come on. How can you not love a disembodied Elvis voice at check out? What is wrong with ya?

TA that my local Dealz has 4 self service checkouts and only 2 of them take cash. Why can't they get them fixed so you can pay as you want on all of them?

Try_harder

Call from iPsosMRBI re phone services - I ask who is this poll for- I will tell you that at the end. No thanks.

CrowdedHouse

My telly can record but only the channel I'm watching, which is not really much use when there's a clash.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Exhaustion, gunky lungs, headaches

northgirl

Coloured wine glasses.

diusmr8a504cvk

People wearing baseball caps indoors. It's the most ignorant thing ever and I absolutely despise it.
Always finding the most obnoxious NY Yankees hat or some stupid pink one.
Christ.

northgirl

I feel so rubbish the last few days I've made the decision to part with money that I can't afford to, to go to the GP.

TA'd I have to get up at the crack of dawn as it's 1st come 1st served. I'm as weak as water.

DareGod

northgirl wrote: »

I think they're kind of amusing. They're feicin better than some of the haughty ones in Tesco/Dunnes. I always answer them back, cause you know, they are listening...

The 70c shopping bags in Dunnes. Every time I scan one I get the "Please wait for assistance" It's been like this for years, so frustrating.

SimonTemplar

Me: Just checking that we'll do the thing this way
Boss: This was agreed last week. Nothing has changed.
Me: OK, just checking.
**two days later
Boss: Actually we'll do it the other way

:rolleyes:

Noo

SimonTemplar wrote: »

Me: Just checking that we'll do the thing this way
Boss: This was agreed last week. Nothing has changed.
Me: OK, just checking.
**two days later
Boss: Why didnt you do it the other way
Me: I doubled checked with you and you told me this way.
Boss: No I didn't.

:rolleyes:

Thought I'd give your post an edit to reflect my boss.

Try_harder

Waking at 4 still awake near 6

CrowdedHouse

Try_harder wrote: »

Waking at 4 still awake near 6

Me - 4 to 530ish very annoying, can't even blame bright mornings!

Dial Hard

Now that I finally can go back to work, I no longer want to.

Mollyb60

Ranting on behalf of my sister here. She was told in a review meeting last week by her new boss that she didn't portray a sense of urgency in her work and that she wasn't proactive enough so they were gonna extend her probation period. WTAF does that even mean? She doesn't run around the office like a headless chicken or panic at the least bit of pressure? Since when is a calm and professional manner in an office a bad thing?

This is the kicker though, when she asked for an example of what she could do to portray a "sense of urgency" he said, and I quote:
"PUT OUT THE BISCUITS IN THE MORNING".
Is he for real? Like actually? He clearly doesn't realise how sexist that sounds. What a moron. I would've lost the rag with him. :mad::mad::mad:

bonzodog2

Cooking in someone else's kitchen with their pots/utensils and what they have in the cupboard/fridge

Mookie Blaylock

Someone broke into my house this morning and all they did was cook their breakfast & leave me a shedload of washing to do !!

Autosport

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

Someone broke into my house this morning and all they did was cook their breakfast & leave me a shedload of washing to do !!

Did you not get the breakfast I left for you :eek:

SimonTemplar

More headwrecking nonsense:

Me: The client wants this feature included in the project
Boss: There is probably a better option. We need to be careful.
Me: But the client specifically wants this.
Boss: Don't do anything yet. I'll raise this with him at our meeting next week and there will probably be a better solution.

**After the meeting

Me: Did you discuss that feature with the client in the meeting.
Boss: No I didn't but we need to follow the client's requirements so it is best to include the feature

ohnonotgmail

Second cold sore in nearly as many weeks. I shall have to get myself a little bell. some fecker nicked my cup in work this morning as well.

CrowdedHouse

TV licence renewal arrived today, if there's one thing I really resent paying......

New Home

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Second cold sore in nearly as many weeks. I shall have to get myself a little bell. some fecker nicked my cup in work this morning as well.

You'll soon find out who the thief is, it's the next person who gets a cold sore. :cool:

ohnonotgmail

New Home wrote: »

You'll soon find out who the thief is, it's the next person who gets a cold sore. :cool:

i wont have that pleasure as i am off for the next 10 days

iamwhoiam

Absolutely spitting mad at a Civil Servant that just treated my daughter like a piece of shoite on her shoe . It was an easy mistake to make and my daughter was treated like dirt . Fuming here