What do you do for a living?

Peregrine · 10-03-2016 12:44am

chair28 wrote: »

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

You're quite agile and intelligent for a chair.

maudgonner · 10-03-2016 12:45am

Peregrine wrote: »

I was thinking windmill.

I was thinking Tasmanian Devil.

Didn't I tell ye I learn all my life lessons from cartoons!

Frynge · 10-03-2016 12:45am

Got made redundant last year so decided to get my professional qualifications ( which I am doing in record time) and move back to Dublin. Decided to get a job after Xmas as I was going stir crazy just studying. Now working a job with 1/10 of the pressure, for 2/3 of the hours and double the pay of my last job.

Elemonator · 10-03-2016 1:20am

Digs wrote: »

I have an LLB, I'm now an accountant

I have no idea how it happened either.

How did you go about that actually? Did it take long?

Something I'd seriously consider myself, if I didn't get the FE1's.

marmurr1916 · 10-03-2016 1:26am

I see dead people.

Baron Kurtz · 10-03-2016 1:32am

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Make people less hairy.
Changing roles shortly though. Can't wait!

Changing roles with the hairy people?

Baron Kurtz · 10-03-2016 1:34am

Kinsley Putrid Mudslide wrote: »

I have been retired for over 17 years. When I did work it was in science related to wildlife and environmental issues. Now I draw a lovely pension, that I paid into for over 35 years, for a living. Cushiest job going.

Every time. Okay, you're ancient, have a nice pension and are dead happy about it. Well done.

bear1 · 10-03-2016 1:44am

I'm in finance... Still trying to figure out the best way into the local banks vault.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-03-2016 1:46am

biko wrote: »

I'm a grammar nNazi.

A what....?

Mint Aero · 10-03-2016 1:48am

I'm a litigation/arbitration associate specialising in professional indemnity

Fluffy Cat 88 · 10-03-2016 1:55am

I work in a warehouse.

I do warehousey stuff.

kkhornet · 10-03-2016 2:30am

I'm Batman

Into The Blue · 10-03-2016 7:17am

Fluffy Cat 88 wrote: »

warehousey stuff.

Using hand pallet trucks as scooters and racing them!
Tieing the newby down to a pallet and putting them on the top shelf of the high racks during lunch.

iDave · 10-03-2016 9:42am

I jump in front of cars and sue the drivers.

JustShon · 10-03-2016 9:45am

iDave wrote: »

I jump in front of cars and sue the drivers.

Any advice for someone who wants to get into that line of work?

Do you have any experience with visiting supermarkets to search for wet floors without signs around them?

Hugo Stiglitz · 10-03-2016 9:45am

Something vaguely scientific. I absolutely suck at it though!

Flatzie_poo · 10-03-2016 9:50am

iDave wrote: »

I jump in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I play a millionaire at parties.

BBDBB · 10-03-2016 9:51am

I write erotic fiction

^^that's not an example

^^neither is that, although it could be if I undid a top button whilst typing

iDave · 10-03-2016 9:52am

Flatzie_poo wrote: »

I play a millionaire at parties.

Know anyone who shoots birds at the airport?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2016 9:55am

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Changing roles with the hairy people?

Yes. Similar to movember actually. Ill consider fannuary for the new year.

Jen Pigs Fly · 10-03-2016 9:56am

Work for the government

Ush1 · 10-03-2016 10:05am

Another I.T. head here. Finding it a bit boring at this stage, just the office environment.

Q_Ball · 10-03-2016 10:11am

Another code monkey here but I'd love to start my own business.

Sketch, here comes the boss!

Chain Smoker · 10-03-2016 10:16am

In IT, currently only starting into actual work work, doing design stuff (which I done absolutely nothing of before starting) and am getting a surprising amount of say in how to layout large chunks of my company's main product so I'm happy out with work right now.