What do you do for a living?

Elemonator

I'm a college student. Hoping to become a lawyer after my LLB.
For money, I play music in college bars.

What do you do during the day time for your dolla'?

Specialun

Im a full time mad bastard

Birneybau

Pimpin'


























furniture.

Can I interest you in a rhinestone sofa?

deaddonkey15

I rip n' run.

KERSPLAT!

Boards moderator, the pay is shît. That's all I have to say.

But seriously, I work in IT. I won't get into specifics.

punisher5112

I troll on boards and get paid to turn off the internet.

diograis

None of the above replies are even remotely funny

maudgonner

Secret Agent Super Spy.


Ssshhh, don't tell anyone.



P.S. I know what colour underwear you're all wearing. And as for those of you who're going commando, I'd like to warn you that you'll catch your death of cold and then won't you be sorry!

nullzero

Sellin Crack and husslin b1tches.
Formerly a full time mad bastard.

Jim Bob Scratcher

I go down to the post office once a week and they give me free money.

AlmightyCushion

diograis wrote: »

None of the above replies are even remotely funny

Yet your one was comedic genius.

racso1975

diograis wrote: »

None of the above replies are even remotely funny

Critic???????

maudgonner

diograis wrote: »

None of the above replies are even remotely funny

Hahha! ROFL! You crack me up!

Peregrine

I sell sea shells on the sea shore.

The flying mouse

I used to sell high range cars but i had a bit of a downer today :-(

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Leader of the free world.

TallGlass

I have always wanted to know do moderators on here put down there contribution to this site on there CV?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Elemonator wrote: »

I'm a college student. Hoping to become a lawyer after my LLB.
For money, I play music in college bars.

What do you do during the day time for your dolla'?

So basically you don't earn a living at all.

Elemonator

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Boards moderator, the pay is shît. That's all I have to say.

But seriously, I work in IT. I won't get into specifics.

A lot of mods seem to be into the old IT.

biko

I'm a grammar nazi.

cnocbui

I hunt and slay vampires.

Encountered any lately? Thought so - yeah, I'm that good.

KERSPLAT!

TallGlass wrote: »

I have always wanted to know do moderators on here put down there contribution to this site on there CV?

I never have.

cnocbui

biko wrote: »

I'm a grammar nazi.

That should be capital N - Nazi.

Cupcake_Crisis

I'm a waxer. I wax stuff.

maudgonner

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I never have.

If you went into an interview and found out Kneemos was the interviewer, would you tell him he could only ask questions in his own thread?

sryanbruen

Well I lay in my house nearly all the time except for school and excursion trips (which rarely happens because of Ireland's expensive prices and its limited excursions for my liking) but I do a hell lot on my computers:

- Write songs (Music and lyrics)
- Play / practice Piano, Recorder, Guitar
- Write short stories
- Record / master / edit songs for my record label's artists
- Write poems
- Teach / help other students
- Predict weather and give forecasts to people
- Create quizzes on Quizup
- Create revision work / notes for myself and other students or classmates
- Represent weather data on graphs
- Make top 5 videos and post them on my YouTube
- Write / make books
- Work on my sitcom 'Celebrity Life'
- Create song artworks

If I was in countries like Spain, I would do Swimming for a living since I adore it!

Ruu

'Mom'.

Elemonator

Kinsley Putrid Mudslide wrote: »

So basically you don't earn a living at all.

Ah I see what you did there

recylingbin

Elemonator wrote: »

I'm a college student. Hoping to become a lawyer after my LLB.
For money, I play music in college bars.

What do you do during the day time for your dolla'?

Hope you're paying tax on that.



Oh and in answer to your question, revenue commissioner.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I work in wealth management for an investment bank in Frankfurt. I have a small portfolio of Irish and British based clients who want to protect and enhance their position. It's very much face-to-face and steady as it goes when it comes to investing. I enjoy the human aspect of it to be honest.

KERSPLAT!

maudgonner wrote: »

If you went into an interview and found out Kneemos was the interviewer, would you tell him he could only ask questions in his own thread?

If I walked in and Kneemos was the interviewer, I'd walk back out :pac:

ancapailldorcha

TallGlass wrote: »

I have always wanted to know do moderators on here put down there contribution to this site on there CV?

I have it on my linkedin. Probably a bad idea as it might result in me being murdered at some point.

Anyway, I work in science. Looking at maybe going down another career route though Statistics maybe but they all seem to want, well statistical expertise.

Elemonator

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

I have it on my linkedin. Probably a bad idea as it might result in me being murdered at some point.

Anyway, I work in science. Looking at maybe going down another career route though Statistics maybe but they all seem to want, well statistical expertise.

Can I take a gamble and guess its medicinal chemistry?

On another thought, something tells me I shouldn't have put this in After Hours.........

ancapailldorcha

Elemonator wrote: »

Can I take a gamble and guess its medicinal chemistry?

On another thought, something tells me I shouldn't have put this in After Hours.........

Ha! I wish! Nah, bloodwork.

Gail Platts Cleavage

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I work in wealth management for an investment bank in Frankfurt. I have a small portfolio of Irish and British based clients who want to protect and enhance their position. It's very much face-to-face and steady as it goes when it comes to investing. I enjoy the human aspect of it to be honest.

I'm the bearded post office clerk in Claregalway that gives this chancer his mickey money, and sells him electricity tokens.

Squall Leonhart

I do architectural work, primarily for the pharmaceutical industry. It's the type of design you don't get shown or taught in college because it's not flash, but hey its a niche and at present paying better than other types of architectural work.

jonon9

Specialun wrote: »

Im a full time mad bastard

Tried that for a while I couldn't hack it.

I do sums

tuxy

Specialun wrote: »

Im a full time mad bastard

I think it's unfair that lads can be full time mad bastard all their life but the beour have to switch to full time mommy at age 16

simdan

Sales, play poker semi pro and have a small income online

Menas

Undertaker. Not to be mistaken with undies taker.

The Backwards Man

I foot turf and drink Tennent's

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Make people less hairy.
Changing roles shortly though. Can't wait!

thattequilagirl

I handle external communications for my company in the UK, France, Germany and other parts of the world when it's needed.

boobar

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I work in wealth management for an investment bank in Frankfurt. I have a small portfolio of Irish and British based clients who want to protect and enhance their position. It's very much face-to-face and steady as it goes when it comes to investing. I enjoy the human aspect of it to be honest.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

chillin117

I am a ''fish fart'' collector in a spirit level factory.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I have been retired for over 17 years. When I did work it was in science related to wildlife and environmental issues. Now I draw a lovely pension, that I paid into for over 35 years, for a living. Cushiest job going.

groucho marx

How much do you earn?

seamusk84

I pretend to know what I'm doing.

I'm a risk analyst for an investment bank in Geneva. This means that I am very wealthy. Recently I bought a small hotel in the west of Ireland as a hobby. That makes me a hotel operator as well as a sums person.

Being rich is fantastic.

simdan

groucho marx wrote:

How much do you earn?

Who? How much do you?