Masterchef: The Professionals 2015

HeidiHeidi

keps wrote: »

Well Im writing down all the days you are out on the town:P:P:P:P

Now, now - I do a lot of evening and night shifts, I'll have you know! It's not all boozing!!!

That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Poor Andi gets dessert again

And a mightily complicated one, by the looks of it :eek:

keps

Is there something in the middle of the chocolate tube?

HeidiHeidi

Oh f*** off Mark :mad:

He's starting to make Nick look like a paragon of modesty.

keps

this is basically a chocolate tube with a bit of ice cream and a few nuts

keps

Mark has messed up

HeidiHeidi

There's an awful lot of timers going off in that kitchen!

HeidiHeidi

keps wrote: »

this is basically a chocolate tube with a bit of ice cream and a few nuts

Mark still managed to make an arse of it.

keps

She says ' I hope you've taken something away that will help you in your career'.


Yeah - he's stolen all the cutlery!

HeidiHeidi

C'mon Andi - I'm rooting for you here!!!

Just do a better job than Mark, that's all I ask of you!

keps

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

C'mon Andi - I'm rooting for you here!!!

Just do a better job than Mark, that's all I ask of you!

Luv to see Andi in and Mark out:pac::pac:

death1234567

I'm just glad andi became a chef and not a surgeon specialising in vasectomy. You'd be bringing your balls home in your pocket with those shakes.

keps

You'd think Andi could take a Beta Blocker - just before a stress situation


It's just the cameras and peer pressure - I'm sure he's fine in his own environment

Red Kev

Marcus said Mark's dish is a bit simple.

It's got to be perfect so. A bit risky from Mark.

HeidiHeidi

Fish and cauli - well whip-de-doo!

Hope this falls flat on its face for Mark.

(God, I can't believe I'm turning into such a bitch!!!)

Red Kev

keps wrote: »

You'd think Andi could take a Beta Blocker - just before a stress situation


It's just the cameras and peer pressure - I'm sure he's fine in his own environment

Andi would be a great barman in a cocktail bar the way his hands shake.

keps

From total underdog - I think Andi is starting to move up the rankings


A glass of whiskey would help him stop shaking:eek:

keps

Oh Oh


Mark getting rave reviews

HeidiHeidi

Ah feck :mad:

keps

Mark is safe Im sorry to say

death1234567

Andi going home. Inevitable.

keps

I think the judges will use the line ' not ready for this level' for Andi


and maybe they are right

HeidiHeidi

I think poor Andi may shake himself out the door and onto the bus home :mad:

Unless he's pulled off some sort of a miracle - and I'm not even sure that'd save him!

HeidiHeidi

Andi getting damned with faint praise.

No doubt about the outcome tonight I'm afraid.

Red Kev

How Andi's chocolate delice was supposed to look.

He's for the bus home.

death1234567

You weren't in with a chance andi despite the runny turd you served up for dessert. You were done for before you even turned on the oven.

keps

It annoys me when they talk for so long about an inevitable decision

HeidiHeidi

death1234567 wrote: »

You weren't in with a chance andi despite the runny turd you served up for dessert. You were done for before you even turned on the oven.

You don't have to be quite so mean about him?

death1234567

keps wrote: »

It annoys me when they talk for so long about an inevitable decision

They always do that. It's to try to create some suspense eventhough that's clearly not possible.

Red Kev

No hug for Andi unlike Darren last night.

keps

Two Marks next week

No marks for guessing which one I want to see going home first!