Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Anyone who spoilers shows/movies in unexpected comments sections on Facebook. A special type of wanker.

EagererBeaver

Omackeral wrote: »

Anyone who spoilers shows/movies in unexpected comments sections on Facebook. A special type of wanker.

Kevin Spacey is

Keyser Soze.

Your Face

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Whaaaaa?!

Ciaran_B

Omackeral wrote: »

Anyone who spoilers shows/movies in unexpected comments sections on Facebook. A special type of wanker.

I remember someone on here change their name to a MASSIVE Star Wars Force Awakens spoiler last year, around the time the film opened. Then started spamming the hell out of the forum.

I thought it was pretty funny at the time. It would have annoyed me if I cared about the film though.

suicide_circus

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

To the man in halfords this morning who gave a clearly 17/18 year old female employee a condescending hard time because the website wouldn't load on his phone and he had to get off his arse and visit

Sir, you are my tosser of the day.

You can be assured that he is the type of wanker that if the girl had offered to fetch a manager he would have made his excuses and scuttled off. I see it time and again, people prefer to berate the youngest and/or lowest paid employee for something they have no control over rather than directing their ire at someone with the authority to do something about but who will probably stand up for themselves and point out that maybe the customer was in error. ****.

valoren

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

I thought he was actually Tosser Soze?

JustAThought

People who want their dogs to meet yours & then it jumps on yours snd savages its neck whil they say 'o s/he always does that, you bad dog"

Special place in hell.

LynnGrace

suicide_circus wrote: »

You can be assured that he is the type of wanker that if the girl had offered to fetch a manager he would have made his excuses and scuttled off. I see it time and again, people prefer to berate the youngest and/or lowest paid employee for something they have no control over rather than directing their ire at someone with the authority to do something about but who will probably stand up for themselves and point out that maybe the customer was in error. ****.

Saw exactly that happen not long ago. The person being berated wasn't a youngster but they were obviously perceived by the dickhead giving them grief, as being less important than the other person working there. When the other person got involved, suddenly, the tosspot was all sweetness and light.

lawlolawl

PowerToWait wrote: »

The whole Anthony Foley thing was unseemly, totally over the top, gorging. Just awful.

Happens any time anyone even vaguely famous dies in Ireland.

We are grief junkies.

jmayo

Chuchote wrote: »

People who walk their dogs off-lead where there are sheep or cattle. Even the nicest dog can get excited and want to give them a chase - and the effect is often that pregnant ewes will abort; I even saw a poor ewe with a dead lamb hanging out of her one day.

Ehh the owners should know that the farmer has a perfectly legal right to blast their dog to kingdom come.

washman3

PowerToWait wrote: »

The whole Anthony Foley thing was unseemly, totally over the top, gorging. Just awful.

Agree. completely over the top.
Foley was a real genuine,nice guy.
But he would have been embarrassed by the whole thing if only he knew.
And to make it worse, some of these event junkies jeered him last season when things weren't going well on the pitch.
Total hypocrites.

Sound Bite

People who use the expressions "totes emosh" or "totes inapprop".

NIMAN

washman3 wrote: »

Agree. completely over the top.
Foley was a real genuine,nice guy.
But he would have been embarrassed by the whole thing if only he knew.
And to make it worse, some of these event junkies jeered him last season when things weren't going well on the pitch.
Total hypocrites.

I'm sure Mr Foley was a thoroughly decent spud and nice guy, father, husband etc. But he is well down the list of 'famous Irish rugby players'.

To see the amount of grief in his untimely passing, and all the pomp that accompanied it, I fear to think what this country would do if BOD, or Robbie Keane, Roy Keane, Martin O'Neill, Jack Charlton etc etc happened to die?

Jez, we might as well shut the country down for a week or two.

And if Gaybo went.......forgot about it. Lights out.

Your Face

People who were getting on their high horse over the media coverage of Anthony Foley.

A little of it was overdone, granted, but he deserves the coverage.
He achieved a lot in his short life.
Downplaying his achievements comes across as jealous begrudgery.

sasta le

Your Face wrote: »

People who were getting on their high horse over the media coverage of Anthony Foley.

A little of it was overdone, granted, but he deserves the coverage.
He achieved a lot in his short life.
Downplaying his achievements comes across as jealous begrudgery.

Im a huge fan of him but its the **** that were going ott

Turnipman

Your Face wrote: »

People who were getting on their high horse over the media coverage of little Steven Gately's untimely death.

A little of it was overdone, granted, but he deserved the coverage.
He achieved a lot in his short life. Downplaying his achievements comes across as jealous begrudgery.

Yep

NufcNavan

Your Face wrote: »

People who were getting on their high horse over the media coverage of Anthony Foley.

A little of it was overdone, granted, but he deserves the coverage.
He achieved a lot in his short life.
Downplaying his achievements comes across as jealous begrudgery.

Who downplayed his achievements? Not the same as saying the coverage was OTT.

Brendan Bendar

Back on topic....

Arseholes who wander around supermarkets looking out over the tops of their glasses at everything.

Pack of cretins.

PTH2009

Lad Culture guys. Wahey Session, Dressing in there polo shirts on the beer, going to and from the bookies :mad::mad::mad:. Playing FIFA with the boys before they head out

people commenting on this MASS thing on Facebook

Grammar nazis- shoot them all!

CalamariFritti

After 218 pages of this it's safe to say we're all tossers/**** one way or the other.

PowerToWait

Your Face wrote: »

A little of it was overdone, granted, but he deserves the coverage.
He achieved a lot in his short life.
Downplaying his achievements comes across as jealous begrudgery.

People who dismiss any criticism they disagree with, of anything at all, as begrudgery.

Apart from that, I heard not one person 'downplaying his achievements'.

Esel

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Grammar Nazis- shoot them all!

Only for capital murder. :pac:

Arghus

CalamariFritti wrote: »

After 218 pages of this it's safe to say we're all tossers/**** one way or the other.

No way - only you are.

I'm a perfect human being

JimmyTClarke

People called John who spell it 'Jon' or people called Richard who call themselves 'Ricardo'.

suicide_circus

JimmyTClarke wrote: »

People called John who spell it 'Jon' or people called Richard who call themselves 'Ricardo'.

What do you have against the gays?

People who think they know it all but in reality know f*ck all, to wit; ''All UFC fans are frustrated angry men''. I'd be a very casual watcher of it so it doesn't really bother me personally but to say that about literally millions of people who like it is ridiculous and ignorant.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Men who wear ankle socks or wear no socks at all while wearing shoes.

Men who wear 3/4 length trousers.

Complete tossers.

Cantona's Collars

People who are too arrogant to take any kind of advice,I have the pleasure of working with one of these tossers who ignores any advice or offer of help and then fooks up or a while later proclaims a solution as if they came up with it all by themselves-"yeah buddy,I told you that 3 days ago and you ignored me".

Cortina_MK_IV

A topknot is right up there with the fukwit beard but getting the head near shaved and leaving a bit hanging out the top. How does that work with the barber? "Number 1 all around but leave a long strand at the top, I want to tie it up to look like a knob on top of my head."

A bit like Ledley and Bale...