Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

bottlebrush

The bloke in the very busy petrol station tonight where I went to buy petrol who went into pay for the petrol, came back out to his car, turned on the engine and the lights, then didn't move off for about five minutes as a queue of cars formed behind him....

9or10

Sorry about that, didn't want to spill my coffee.

Pac1Man

bren2002 wrote: »

I'm not reading this whole thread to check if it's been mentioned already.

My current pet hate is that progressive indicator signal that newer Audis have. Nothing screams bigger wanker to me than that thing.

What is this progressive indicator?

OldMrBrennan83

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Jeju

Last week I was on a roundabout when a car to the left came screeching to a stop nearly taking the front off my car, driver texting on phone. I drove on and stopped at some red traffic lights further down a quiet street and looking in my mirror saw the same lady in the car behind busy typing on her phone. I decided to experiment. I waited, lights turned green, only two of us in the queue, lights turned red, ladies head glances up. Lights turn green, only two of us in queue, lady typing away, her head glances up , lights turn green ,only two in queue, I wait, lights turn red, lady glances up and continues typing. Lights turn green, two us us in queue, lady typing glance up sees lights green, sits on horn and starts shouting abuse at me.

Grayson

The guy who sat on the bus today having a conversation on speakerphone. He got off at my stop and kept walking along having his conversation on speaker.

Brendan Bendar

Jeju wrote: »

Last week I was on a roundabout when a car to the left came screeching to a stop nearly taking the front off my car, driver texting on phone. I drove on and stopped at some red traffic lights further down a quiet street and looking in my mirror saw the same lady in the car behind busy typing on her phone. I decided to experiment. I waited, lights turned green, only two of us in the queue, lights turned red, ladies head glances up. Lights turn green, only two of us in queue, lady typing away, her head glances up , lights turn green ,only two in queue, I wait, lights turn red, lady glances up and continues typing. Lights turn green, two us us in queue, lady typing glance up sees lights green, sits on horn and starts shouting abuse at me.

What the fuuhrk was all that about?

No idea here.

Realt Dearg Sec

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

What the fuuhrk was all that about?

No idea here.

Tl;dr: woman is wanker, then OP is wanker.

OldMrBrennan83

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Jeju

Brendan Bendar wrote:

What the fuuhrk was all that about?

Realt Dearg Sec wrote:

Tl;dr: woman is wanker, then OP is wanker.

More OP wants to see how high on the Wanker barometer the woman can reach, without anyone else being involved thus negating OP wankerism.

Birneybau

9or10 wrote: »

Sorry about that, didn't want to spill my coffee.

These kind of people.

Birneybau

9or10 wrote: »

Sorry about that, didn't want to spill my coffee.

These kind of people.

Grayson

people who double post

Littlehorny

The wanker in the grey BMW who thinks its fine to fly through the estate where i live despite kids, dogs and people going about there day to day lives, these "lads" are **** of the highest order.

Arthur.beaker

Commuting & Transport forum moderators with London Underground station names as their username.

9or10

Good Luck with that one Arthur

greenpilot

Patww79 wrote: »

I think it's the new LED style ones you see on the rear where they light in sequence from inside to out. Like half a KITT effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Fin7pyzDc

....that's your car, isn't it..........wanker lol

OldMrBrennan83

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gossamer

Those people who can somehow manage to turn every conversation around to themselves, regardless of what's being discussed. Absolutely infuriating.

Realt Dearg Sec

gossamer wrote: »

Those people who can somehow manage to turn every conversation around to themselves, regardless of what's being discussed. Absolutely infuriating.

I find that as well, is always happening to me. Like just the other day I was at the shops, and I was buying myself some dinner, and I said to myself...

bren2002

Deedsie wrote: »

Not to the same extent but also irritating are people who leave car dealership stickers and registration plate advertising surrounds on their cars.

Ooh that's a bit harsh. I'd say most people don't even notice.

Realt Dearg Sec

People who use the term "generation snowflake". Never encountered one who wasn't a tosser.

PaddyWilliams

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

People who use the term "generation snowflake". Never encountered one who wasn't a tosser.

I had never heard that term until I read it here. Thanks for enlightening me, I'll be staying away from it!

Gwynplaine

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

People who use the term "generation snowflake". Never encountered one who wasn't a tosser.

I have never heard it either. What does it mean? Give an example.

9or10

Gwynplaine wrote: »

I have never heard it either. What does it mean? Give an example.

From Wiki

Generation Snowflake, or Snowflake Generation, is a term that refers to young people, typically university or college students, who seek to avoid emotionally charged topics or dissenting ideas and opinions. This may involve support of safe spaces and trigger warnings in the university setting.[1][2][3][4] It has also been used by The Daily Telegraph and GQ writers to refer to Millennials

Walter H Price

they look for any excuse to call you a racisit , homophoe , bigott , islamaphobe , sexist , elitist , anti semite , Nazi etc... Social Justice Warriors (SJW's) you know who you are and you're all **** hahahahahaha

OldNotWIse

Walter H Price wrote: »

they look for any excuse to call you a racisit , homophoe , bigott , islamaphobe , sexist , elitist , anti semite , Nazi etc... Social Justice Warriors (SJW's) you know who you are and you're all **** hahahahahaha

Don't they even insist on "safe spaces" on university campuses now, so that the snowflakes have somewhere to go where no political views are allowed, and so they will be "safe" from being offended. It's a kick up the snowflake fúckin hole they need - the real world will take them down a peg or two (one hopes).

kfallon

Any man who wears those pointy toed brown shoes, are you hoping to walk down the road in them or sail to England you cúnt!

Walter H Price

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Don't they even insist on "safe spaces" on university campuses now, so that the snowflakes have somewhere to go where no political views are allowed, and so they will be "safe" from being offended. It's a kick up the snowflake fúckin hole they need - the real world will take them down a peg or two (one hopes).

The last two series of of south park have taken the almight piss out of the whole "safe Space" SJW PC thing its absolutely gas

In a conversation over the conflict in israel i was call an Anti Semite , an Islamophobe and a Fascist all by the one SJW wanker literally makes you just want to screem