Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

EagererBeaver

wp_rathead wrote: »

Thanks I try

You did well. Genuinely spat out my tea!

EagererBeaver

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Middle aged or elderly men wearing white runners and jeans.

More commonly known as "American tourists".

EagererBeaver

smelly sock wrote: »

It kind of narrows the choices down then.

Can't really refer to them as W****rs if they have no other choice.

They're **** for bringing disgusting smelling fast food into a confined space. Not for choosing burger king over McDonald's ffs. If it was either of them or KFC or subway or whatever, they'd still be ****.

Carpentry

EagererBeaver wrote: »

They're **** for bringing disgusting smelling fast food into a confined space. Not for choosing burger king over McDonald's ffs. If it was either of them or KFC or subway or whatever, they'd still be ****.

If someone on the plane orders tuna melt sandwich is ok, because they didnt bring it in from outside ? Id rather smell burger king

Bandana boy

Carpentry wrote: »

If someone on the plane orders tuna melt sandwich is ok, because they didnt bring it in from outside ? Id rather smell burger king

What airline is offering Tuna melt sandwiches though , never seen it on offer , and rightly so.

Bandana boy

Puibo wrote: »

If I am right in thinking your name represents an item of clothing that you wear, then perhaps you shouldn't comment on anything fashion related!

Yes but Bandanas are cool , just ask 1989 Axl Rose ,and allows me to easily identify other 'crips' .

While the "asshole" collar as I refer to it makes you look like a second hand car salesman

Carpentry

Bandana boy wrote: »

What airline is offering Tuna melt sandwiches though , never seen it on offer , and rightly so.

http://www.jet2.com/docs/pdf/inflight_menu.pdf

Bandana boy

Carpentry wrote: »

http://www.jet2.com/docs/pdf/inflight_menu.pdf

That is horrendous time to add Jet2 to the list of airlines never to book with

Knine

When they park in a disabled bay with no permit leaving no spaces free for those of us that need them

Carpentry

Bandana boy wrote: »

That is horrendous time to add Jet2 to the list of airlines never to book with

Yeah, but when you book with travel office, you have no power over which airline they're going to use

EagererBeaver

Carpentry wrote: »

If someone on the plane orders tuna melt sandwich is ok, because they didnt bring it in from outside ? Id rather smell burger king

You're really taking this thread too seriously.

Carpentry

EagererBeaver wrote: »

You're really taking this thread too seriously.

no, not at all, just sayin'

EagererBeaver

Carpentry wrote: »

no, not at all, just sayin'

It's a thread for us all to have a wee bit of a whinge and a moan. Bugger off with your "logic" and "rational thought" and whatnot.

donkeykong5

Knine wrote: »

When they park in a disabled bay with no permit leaving no spaces free for those of us that need them

Even worse is when they display a disabled parking badge that a family member or friend has lent them for the day. Disabled people who give relations their badges should have them taken off them.

donkeykong5

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

donkeykong5 wrote: »

I don't like female senators who are rude to people who have voted them in. Claire byrne show during the week.

Kong, the fact that you don't like them doesn't make them a tosser.

It has to be more than that,more generic.

Like that small coterie of Supermarket workers who are complete sour cretins all year and think that wearing a Christmas jumper makes them suddenly all soft and cuddly.

Obvious tossers like.....

Still don't like her. Maybe it's because I can't understand her angry flat accent as well.

Brendan Bendar

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Still don't like her. Maybe it's because I can't understand her angry flat accent as well.

Hmmmm..... I'll throw you some slack, an angry flat accent might swing it.

Apologies.

OleRodrigo

Anyone who goes shopping with a rucksack in a busy shop and then proceeds to chat with somebody about something inane at the entrance blocking us non rucksack wearing shoppers from getting in or out.

Actually, anyone in the city center around xmas shopping time !

Realt Dearg Sec

OleRodrigo wrote: »

Anyone who goes shopping with a rucksack in a busy shop and then proceeds to chat with somebody about something inane at the entrance blocking us non rucksack wearing shoppers from getting in or out.

Actually, anyone in the city center around xmas shopping time !

Anyone other than yourself, of course...

OleRodrigo

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Anyone other than yourself, of course...

I'll include myself just to make sure I got everyone;)

donkeykong5

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Still don't like her. Maybe it's because I can't understand her angry flat accent as well.

Hmmmm..... I'll throw you some slack, an angry flat accent might swing it.

Apologies.

Ha

jetsonx

A pattern I've noticed is those people who have used their contacts (read bullied) in Esat, Eircel, Vodafone or 02 back in the day, to have a special mobile phone number allocated to them such as a number that ends in 5555.

It takes a particular type of person to demand such a number and that same type of person is usually a tosser.

Nabber

People who masterbate

Professor Moriarty

Nabber wrote: »

People who masterbate

Must not make smart comment...must resist....

jobbridge4life

Someone who hates Christmas, and I don't mean people who feel lonely, or bad at this time of year or just those who aren't feeling it, but the ones who actively dislike it and enjoy reminding everyone else of that fact at every opportunity.

bigpink

jetsonx wrote: »

A pattern I've noticed is those people who have used their contacts (read bullied) in Esat, Eircel, Vodafone or 02 back in the day, to have a special mobile phone number allocated to them such as a number that ends in 5555.

It takes a particular type of person to demand such a number and that same type of person is usually a tosser.

Wha????

boombang

sorry to drag up an old thread, but this lad's fanny tickler facial hair brought this thread back to mind

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/solicitor-accused-of-bringing-drugs-into-mountjoy-prison-charged-with-cocaine-possession-36472457.html

Running Balance

What an idiot but such a waste of time this kinda of thing tying up the court system $25 worth of coke should be dealt with there and then and not adjourned and dragged out over a year..

Running Balance

What an idiot but such a waste of time this kinda of thing tying up the court system $25 worth of coke should be dealt with there and then and not adjourned and dragged out over a year..

21Savage

EagererBeaver wrote: »

More commonly known as "American tourists".

White shoes are like the most versatile fashionable runners with jeans. Stan Smiths, Vans, Converse(lesser extent as they can look goofy). I would go as far as saying they are a wardrobe essential.

Neames

When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!