Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Has this wan just rung up to tell us about her husbands transplant?

Yes. She thought Joe might be on and she'd get an hour on the radio.

Atlantic Dawn

I'd love a full breakdown of the costs of a €150k operation including all parts and labour.

CarrickMcJoe

25 years time Lizabeth will be on telling us where she was the day Katie Taylor qualified for the boxing final in Baku..

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Has this wan just rung up to tell us about her husbands transplant?

He told her he was getting a new organ. Imagine her disappointment when a Wurlitzer arrived at the door.

Atlantic Dawn

Flute enlargement.

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'd love a full breakdown of the costs of a €150k operation including all parts and labour.

Parts: €2.00
Labour: €149,998.00.

sjb25

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Flute enlargement.

I need a reduction

Atlantic Dawn

News of this getting out could bankrupt the already bankrupt state.

Flukey

sjb25 wrote: »

I need a reduction

Hung like a Clondalkin horse, I suppose.

sjb25

Atlantic Dawn

So in theory it's nearly as good as private health insurance?

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Parts: €2.00
Labour: €149,998.00.

Ben Dunne would have done it for €1.99 and €149,997.99.

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

News of this getting out could bankrupt the already bankrupt state.

Why would we need a health here service at all........just send everyone abroad for treatment?

Roger_007

Flukey wrote: »

Ben Dunne would have done it for €1.99 and €149,997.99.

What about the other €0.02......?

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Why would we need a health here service at all........just send everyone abroad for treatment?

To Tunisia, perhaps.

Roger_007

Is that Louis Walsh?

Atlantic Dawn

Most of the quads that the deprived own are Chinese knock off rubbish that wouldn't have any CE marks on them, complete death traps.

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

What about the other €0.02......?

There is probably a slot machine to power thing in the surgery. An incredible €0.01 keeps the place going for an hour. You just have to hope the surgeon can do the operation in 2 hours.

BPKS

Ozzie Osbourne and one of the Young Ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flukey

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Most of the quads that the deprived own are Chinese knock off rubbish that wouldn't have any CE marks on them, complete death traps.

...especially for the horses.

BPKS

Oh - this guy could be opening up a can of steroids, I mean worms.

Atlantic Dawn

Flukey wrote: »

...especially for the horses.

Not an NCT on one of them

Mike Guide 69

Is this the one from the Aldi Ads???? "MAGIC"!!!!!!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

"This would neve happen in England", eh has she watched some of the Benefits Street type shows?

Fujitsu10

This fella is waffling.............

Atlantic Dawn

I don't think it's illegal to chase an animal until it dies, if it was fox hunting would be illegal.

Odyssey 2005

What an absolute pain in the hole of a show,can't believe I'm saying this. But "come back Joe"
May God forgive me.

Fujitsu10

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What an absolute pain in the hole of a show,can't believe I'm saying this. But "come back Joe"
May God forgive me.

May God (or Allah) have mercy on your soul..

snubbleste

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What an absolute pain in the hole of a show,can't believe I'm saying this. But "come back Joe"
May God forgive me.

Expunge Expunge
You will repent!!

Atlantic Dawn

You have to be 16 to buy petriddle.