Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

rawn

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah, any couple that call each other babe, it's only a matter of time. Though it could be frequency illusion, when I hear of a couple breaking up I think of all the hand holding and "babe" stuff.

I call my fiance babe all the time and we still hold hands after 5 years... are we doomed? :pac:

El Weirdo

rawn wrote: »

I call my fiance babe all the time and we still hold hands after 5 years... are we doomed? :pac:

Yes.

PM sent.

kunst nugget

rawn wrote: »

I call my fiance babe all the time and we still hold hands after 5 years... are we doomed? :pac:

I hate to break it to you but she's cheating on you. And you're cheating on her. You should pack your bags right now.

BattleCorp

rawn wrote: »

I call my fiance babe all the time and we still hold hands after 5 years... are we doomed? :pac:

Hold hands :eek::eek::eek:

Are ye foreigners?

kunst nugget

BattleCorp wrote: »

Hold hands :eek::eek::eek:

Are ye foreigners?

I reckon they're one of those gay couples I do be hearing about on the tellybox.

Liam McPoyle

fussyonion wrote: »

"O to the M to the G biggest news ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #delighted"
"Ooh tell us chicken"
"Mail ya!"

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

She just found out little Way-ane and little Brit-Knee are going to have a new sibling.

RainyDay

Noopti wrote: »

Not a status. But I know of a couple who, after they got married, deleted their individual FB accounts and created a "joint" account.

Is that actually a thing? Even if it is....anyone who does it is a gobsh1te.

Steve and Rachel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tMA07BuMu0

It's Rachel and Steve.

Nib

Business Cat wrote: »

She just found out little Way-ane and little Brit-Knee are going to have a new sibling.

They'll name it Whitney.

starling

Next time you lose your mind over the length of the queu in tesco
Try to Remember the poor ****ers queuing for their lives in Dunkirk - stukkas raining down on them like the trumpets of Jericho as they stand day and night half submerged in the icy sea - while crabs amputate the few remaining digits they have - Waiting for some cub scouts to row over and rescue them in a ****ing bathtub

Okay then.

MrVestek

Noopti wrote: »

Not a status. But I know of a couple who, after they got married, deleted their individual FB accounts and created a "joint" account.

Is that actually a thing? Even if it is....anyone who does it is a gobsh1te.

Report their profile to Facebook as being a fake profile or not their real name.

Technically doing this crap goes against Facebook's Ts & Cs so the profile will get ****-canned.

Then watch them create individual accounts again to moan about it... all the while you sit back in your chair and laugh that evil laugh with your fingers pressed together...

MonkstownHoop

I see all the hunzos are having the bantz using a facebook app that makes up a fake conversation your friends are having behind your back

fussyonion

"So delited for u cuz r prayers have bIn answered and the sis r over the moon love u all the world cuz now listen believe u r 1 of the 4 tops we'll have a suprise 4u watch this space ha ha big bums wha hugs big hugs 2 Al as well lots love from us all in Liverpool mwahhh think we will all have a drinky 2 celebrate 2 night hey sis mooooooony boy an all can come and listen tel delphy i said yep 4 sunday ri gorra go"

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"So delited for u cuz r prayers have bIn answered and the sis r over the moon love u all the world cuz now listen believe u r 1 of the 4 tops we'll have a suprise 4u watch this space ha ha big bums wha hugs big hugs 2 Al as well lots love from us all in Liverpool mwahhh think we will all have a drinky 2 celebrate 2 night hey sis mooooooony boy an all can come and listen tel delphy i said yep 4 sunday ri gorra go"

You have some weird FB friends, Fussy

fussyonion

coolhull wrote: »

You have some weird FB friends, Fussy

I know and whenever I see stupid posts, I say to myself "If only the Boards' lot could see this...this is gold, they'd never believe this is actually happening".

The J Stands for Jay

fussyonion wrote: »

"Thanks to everyone for coming to our Amazon wedding. Hard to believe this time last week I was on route to the biggest happiest day of me life and its all over now. Thanks for my presents and to my family and for the people who showed me the people who didnt come and showed their through colours well dont you realise who your friends and family are once the chips are down? F*ck them anyway and now we wait for this little miracle to evacute the premises also known as my womb for the coomb haha. Thanks everyone again and to the haters who tried brining me down , well yous didnt".

Followed by several pictures of the bride, about nine months pregnant, in her gown, scowling at the camera with her hair as high as Amy Winehouse's and her husband wearing feckin runners with his suit.
Classy.

I don't know why, but people mis-spelling 'en route' on Facebook really annoys me.

honerbright

McGaggs wrote: »

I don't know why, but people mis-spelling 'en route' on Facebook really annoys me.

I seen a post with 'on root' once. It hurt my brain

starling

^^^^ "Per say" annoys me more

Potential Underachiever

starling wrote: »

^^^^ "Per say" annoys me more

Defiantly instead of definitely, must be an auto correct thing it's rife.

Lisha

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Defiantly instead of definitely, must be an auto correct thing it's rife.

Yes that's an auto correct things. Happens to me all the time, drives me crackers

PTH2009

I don't agree with this dislike button. It's going to be another way of bullying

BaZmO*

Just watched a video about the invasion of Islamists into Europe, posted by the OH's cousin, who is Eastern European btw. It was essentially about how them fordiners would take over our culture in X amount of years.

This is from a guy who forgets that himself and his family are economic migrants that came to another country looking for a better life, not from a war torn country trying to save his family from certain death.

How he doesn't see the irony I'll never know.

starling

PTH2009 wrote: »

I don't agree with this dislike button. It's going to be another way of bullying

OT but to be honest I don't know that it'll help all that much for the main problem (people posting stupid shyte). I'm perfectly capable of telling my SIL that her latest status update was stupid pointless shyt, but I don't, for the same reason I won't be using the dislike button to express that sentiment.

starling

BaZmO* wrote: »

Just watched a video about the invasion of Islamists into Europe, posted by the OH's cousin, who is Eastern European btw. It was essentially about how them fordiners would take over our culture in X amount of years.

This is from a guy who forgets that himself and his family are economic migrants that came to another country looking for a better life, not from a war torn country trying to save his family from certain death.

How he doesn't see the irony I'll never know.

Yeah but he's still white/Christian isn't he :rolleyes:

PTH2009

starling wrote: »

OT but to be honest I don't know that it'll help all that much for the main problem (people posting stupid shyte). I'm perfectly capable of telling my SIL that her latest status update was stupid pointless shyt, but I don't, for the same reason I won't be using the dislike button to express that sentiment.

It's going to break up friendships and cause trouble I'd say

BaZmO*

starling wrote: »

Yeah but he's still white/Christian isn't he :rolleyes:

Yep, and that's probably his reasoning.

BaZmO*

The Dislike button is not going to be used as a normal like/dislike type of up voting type thing. Apparently it'll be used as a way of showing displeasure or sadness to a person's status/post where a "like" seems inappropriate.

So when Mary says she's devastated that her test results have come back positive, you can hit the dislike button rather than hitting the like button and seeming like a heartless bastard.

Fame and Demise

BaZmO* wrote: »

The Dislike button is not going to be used as a normal like/dislike type of up voting type thing. Apparently it'll be used as a way of showing displeasure or sadness to a person's status/post where a "like" seems inappropriate.

So when Mary says she's devastated that her test results have come back positive, you can hit the dislike button rather than hitting the like button and seeming like a heartless bastard.

Unplanned pregnancies can be a hassle;)

candy-gal1

And people using "wore" as were :rolleyes:
I mean one of my friends always does it, and dont like taking the piss obv but Id say it to her face and have done on other words so think tis ok lol

I dont know how or why of the whole FB statuses in complete just text speak :rolleyes: I admit I sometimes use it for one or 2 words esp if after a few beers and messing about on it etc, but people who do that all the time who have a fairly good education, college too etc and are late 20s and older, I never understand!!

cantdecide

Not a status; more of a public whinge:

Dear aunty K*******, please stop making your profile pics increasingly 'sexy'. It starting to get really fcuking weird and gross, frankly.

#youreinyourlatefiftieslike

via4

Whoever reported me to the dole when i find out who use are i am going to dance on ur head hope ur happy ya dirty ****ing bastard after getting cut €60 their is some jealous jealous people out their