Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

smash

PurplePrincess wrote: »

Oh the comments are gold, everyone is ripping the piss out of the poster.

don't leave us hanging...

PurplePrincess

smash wrote: »

don't leave us hanging...

Think he fancies you xxxxx (op's name)
50 shades of neigh
Let's straighten this out
Blindfolds selling like hotcakes

inforfun

She must like the view if she went back 3x already

Lisha

#whereisherobert

Another hilarious Irish Mammy video

It's all over fb , use the # above to see it.

It's very funny.

honerbright

Someone I know posted that they're expecting a baby, so naturally I liked it. Turns out it was one of those moronic "awareness" posts for cancer, and they want me to join in "but don't let the secret out".

What even.

Lisha

honerbright wrote: »

Someone I know posted that they're expecting a baby, so naturally I liked it. Turns out it was one of those moronic "awareness" posts for cancer, and they want me to join in "but don't let the secret out".

What even.

Ugh I hate those so freaking much

Friend of mine had a stupid status saying
'I used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket' I pm'd her thinking she was fraped. Next thing I get the 'secret club' email with loads more stupid status for me to out up to keep the stupid secret chain going. I ignored it so hard.

coolhull

honerbright wrote: »

Someone I know posted that they're expecting a baby, so naturally I liked it. Turns out it was one of those moronic "awareness" posts for cancer, and they want me to join in "but don't let the secret out".

What even.

What is this thing called 'cancer'? If only someone would start an awareness campaign to educate the millions in Ireland who have never heard of it. We need to know whether it's dangerous or not

Niemoj

This just popped up on my news feed.

"dey dno wot dey got til itz gon. . . "

Ah great, posting song lyrics with absolutely no context behind them and also, is "it's" really that hard a word to spell that it has to be changed like that?

kunst nugget

Niemoj wrote: »

This just popped up on my news feed.

"dey dno wot dey got til itz gon. . . "

Ah great, posting song lyrics with absolutely no context behind them and also, is "it's" really that hard a word to spell that it has to be changed like that?

Illiterate vaguebooking. Double the doofus in a single status.

Generic Dreadhead

Niemoj wrote: »

This just popped up on my news feed.

"dey dno wot dey got til itz gon. . . "

Ah great, posting song lyrics with absolutely no context behind them and also, is "it's" really that hard a word to spell that it has to be changed like that?

The scummer who was lobbing it into her in the bushes after a rake of Devils Bit and a few yokes between racking up convictions is now giving some other slag curry chips and a hoop-bating

Niemoj

Cormac... wrote: »

The scummer who was lobbing it into her in the bushes after a rake of Devils Bit and a few yokes between racking up convictions is now giving some other slag curry chips and a hoop-bating

:pac:

honerbright

honerbright wrote: »

Turns out it was one of those moronic "awareness" posts for cancer, and they want me to join in "but don't let the secret out".

Does not compute.

sligojoek

If Jesus blessed you today, type anem

FFS

inforfun

sligojoek wrote: »

SFF

FTFY

Nib

"Tomorrow night is going to be the sluts night of the year, watch all the youngones hoovering lads cheesy nobs off the little willy cleaners just cause they got a few passes when they're really failures in life, sorry huns but you look Like a half eaten kebab tray and go around with a McDonald's toy in your bag so **** off and watch Barney for the night with your crackers xx

Goodluck to everyone else getting their results and enjoy your night ðŸ‘😂❤❤"

Calling a 15 year old a "failure at life". This girl is 23, never had a job and is a bike for the local scummers.

cowboyBuilder

Nib wrote: »

"Tomorrow night is going to be the sluts night of the year, watch all the youngones hoovering lads cheesy nobs off the little willy cleaners just cause they got a few passes when they're really failures in life, sorry huns but you look Like a half eaten kebab tray and go around with a McDonald's toy in your bag so **** off and watch Barney for the night with your crackers xx

Goodluck to everyone else getting their results and enjoy your night ðŸ‘😂❤❤"

My god, bitter or what ?

missing her youth ?

kunst nugget

Nib wrote: »

"Tomorrow night is going to be the sluts night of the year, watch all the youngones hoovering lads cheesy nobs off the little willy cleaners just cause they got a few passes when they're really failures in life, sorry huns but you look Like a half eaten kebab tray and go around with a McDonald's toy in your bag so **** off and watch Barney for the night with your crackers xx

Goodluck to everyone else getting their results and enjoy your night ðŸ‘😂❤❤"

Calling a 15 year old a "failure at life". This girl is 23, never had a job and is a bike for the local scummers.

Cheesy knobs, kebabs, McDonalds, crackers…

It's a very food orientated kind of bitterness…

cowboyBuilder

rawn wrote: »

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a0Y7r3L_460s.jpg

Jesus, and I was thinking she was ill or something and wouldn't be alive for his birthday, turns out she's just going on the piss.

Fair enough she'd rather be on the lash then spend time with her son on his 2nd birthday.

Prooves that posts like that above are just pure attention seeking selfish shyte!!

All about her, it's not about her kid.

I really hope this whole social networking crap crashes.

keano_afc

On my timeline this morning:

"Some people are so tick [smiley face smiley face]"

IvyTheTerrible

keano_afc wrote: »

On my timeline this morning:

"Some people are so tick [smiley face smiley face]"

Indeed.

ElleEm

"8 houners and 1 pass delighted with my life".

BattleCorp

ElleEm wrote: »

"8 houners and 1 pass delighted with my life".

I'm betting that the pass was in English. :pac:

cowboyBuilder

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'm betting that the pass was in English. :pac:

I take it 8 honours were 8 C's in Ordinary level subjects too ...

cowboyBuilder

Originally Posted by sligojoek View Post
OP: Feeling very, very weepy and it's only day one of my little J****'s last week at primary school. Dreading Friday so much; despite all my big talk of being pleased I don't have to do the school run any more, that little school has been so lovely for my darling children and I, and I am very, very sad these 14 years are almost over. And I would relive them in a heartbeat.

Friend 1: A new phase of life for you both,but everything will be okay just a bit different.j**** will still need you just a much and the high school he is off to is a very good school. You will both be fine.

Friend 2: Hugs *****. I'm feeling the same. Xxxx.

OP: Hugs back *******, xxxx.

Friend 3: Massive hugs ******. I really feel for you. Its hard to reconcile your head and heart in these situations sometimes. But it WILL all be fine. There will be many more wonderful things to come xxxx.



These people all live within 100 yards of each other. They could have had this chat on the side of the street.

Or even send private messages / email to each other, don-t understand this crap about messaging on walls..

Squaredude

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Or even send private messages / email to each other, don-t understand this crap about messaging on walls..

But then how would they get the attention they're desperately seeking?

Peppa Pig

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Or even send private messages / email to each other, don-t understand this crap about messaging on walls..

It's called attention seeking and addiction to facebook likes.

I had someone last weekend posting that she had challenged some drunk teenagers who were making noise. I heard them at 3.55 AM and the story was actually posted at 04.02 AM so we knew how great she was.

cowboyBuilder

Squaredude wrote: »

But then how would they get the attention they're desperately seeking?

dunno, spam everyone in a mass message and let people respond 1on1 ... but of course, its all attention seeking ..

arayess

MrStuffins wrote: »

#fitfam is another one

#f*ckyourself

#irishfitfam :rolleyes:

whole load of wannabe fruit cakes showing off their granola

coolhull

"Facebook has been hacked -
Go to any photo on your Facebook time line and type (4:0)
If your typing comes as out '' Mark Zuckerburgh" then you're OK, you haven't been hacked. Mark Zuckerberg is founder of Facebook"

That post was liked by 128,000 gobsh*tes, most of who typed in ( 4:0) and reported back that they haven't been hacked.
'Tank Gawd 4 dat' was the usual comment.

Rubberlegs

"Time to bring the misses her mid morning coffee and get my mid morning smooch Laters"

Somebody please pass me a bucket