Jeremy Clarkson suspended

Pedro Gonzalez

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Is he entitled to dole?

Probably not

Turtyturd

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

naggers?

Hey, it's the nagger guy!

chrysagon

he has a face id love to re-arrange!

Pedro Gonzalez

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

I didnt know that. So they could fire him. In which case he would just go to ITV or Channel 4 and makes millions there instead.

Change the name and off they go

Gatling

They would be better off on discovery or sky utv or C4 wouldn't be interested at all

jimgoose

So who is May going to call an incorrigible cock now? Hammond? Fiona Bruce?? Ed (Honk!) Balls??? Be careful what you wish for.

Personally, I'd nearly put my own money into a Performance Bikes TV show, presented by Trevor "Pwalo of The Fens" Franklin. Anyone who thinks JC is offensive should check that out, twunts.

Mint Aero

If Clarkson posted in AH, all the goody two shoes here would have him banned in 5 minutes :rolleyes: Just goes to show how reflective AH is of the ever growing PC culture that's destroying all the good stuff in life. Bring back my Top Gear now goddammit :mad:

ScumLord

rarnes1 wrote: »

Publicity stunt probably.

Good for the ratings

Not if they cancel the show.

Turtyturd

ScumLord wrote: »

Not if they cancel the show.

Will do wonders for illegal downloads.

Adamantium

Most watched tv programme world at least 250 million people, my hole will he be fired.

This blew my mind when they attempted it, what other broadcaster would do this? May's reaction of "no way" when it started to go up was about as unscripted as you could get (for a show that is very scripted)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM

slimjimmc

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Unlikely. He owns the company that makes the show. The BBC dont own it.

Not anymore he doesn't and yes they do. The BBC bought the rights back in 2012. Clarkson is just an employee now, on a 3 year contract.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-clarkson-sells-top-gear-1347649

Desolation Of Smug

I'd imagine not two fecks does JC give. Hopefully. They'd queue around the block to sign him up to another channel.

AllGunsBlazing

The format has been getting quite stale tbf. I think Clarkson knows it and has been doing whatever he can to keep the show's name in the headlines - even if it's for the wrong reasons. This could be a PR stunt or maybe he has finally done something that has been construde as a step too far by the BBC.

For what it's worth I think May is the best presenter of the three. He's done some excellent stuff away from Top Gear.

Renegade Mechanic

Adamantium wrote: »

Most watched tv programme world at least 250 million people, my hole will he be fired.

This blew my mind when they attempted it, what other broadcaster would do this? May's reaction of "no way" when it started to go up was about as unscripted as you could get (for a show that is very scripted)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM

Loved that episode. Their laughing over the step ladder had me in tears

Frank Bullitt

This is the man who did what a lot of us would love to do, he punched Piers Morgan.

He should have been knighted for that alone.

chrysagon

always has to have the last say!
http://youtu.be/nH0vjLwMyc4

ROCKMAN

Don't think he'll starve ....

Late night talk show on Channel 4 ,were he'll be encouraged to be controversial .

mad muffin

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe now Top Gear can become a show about cars again.

Yeah… how's that working out for fith gear?

AllGunsBlazing

Clarkson is a tabloid style presenter/journalist. As such his future should most likely be with the Murdoch empire - an organization with whom he would be the most politically aligned.

jimgoose

mad muffin wrote: »

Yeah… how's that working out for fith gear?

Couldn't tell you boss, but Oi loikes VBH!

Karl Stein

They should put Piers Morgan in his place for a couple of episodes to troll the shoite out of him.

Harry Palmr

https://www.change.org/p/bbc-reinstate-jeremy-clarkson

Littlehorny

AllGunsBlazing wrote: »

The format has been getting quite stale tbf. I think Clarkson knows it and has been doing whatever he can to keep the show's name in the headlines - even if it's for the wrong reasons. This could be a PR stunt or maybe he has finally done something that has been construde as a step too far by the BBC.

For what it's worth I think May is the best presenter of the three. He's done some excellent stuff away from Top Gear.

Too right! May is the class act of the three. A petition should be set up to get rid of Hammond. He has gone very unlikable in the last couple of years and always looks like he's acting or playing up to the camera.

A Primal Nut

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe now Top Gear can become a show about cars again.

Who would want to watch that?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Littlehorny wrote: »

He has gone very unlikable in the last couple of years and always looks like he's acting or playing up to the camera.

You are aware that he's a television presenter?

Renegade Mechanic

jimgoose wrote: »

Couldn't tell you boss, but Oi loikes VBH!

I've a wicked soft spot for her but that squealing can get me sometimes!
I love the two shows though. Top for laughs and reasonable factual entertainment. 5th for facts and really interesting things. As a slight car nut, I can greatly appreciate both.

Top gears Bolivia special left me in awe, despite what that plank Hammond did to his Land Cruiser.
But 5th gears experiments -in particular, the toolbox in the back of the car- had the same effect.

jimgoose

Littlehorny wrote: »

Too right! May is the class act of the three. A petition should be set up to get rid of Hammond. He has gone very unlikable in the last couple of years and always looks like he's acting or playing up to the camera.

While May would be my favourite of the three (due at least in part to the the immortal line "Good quality indicator-tick in Audis!") I like the Hamster too.

Harry Palmr

Lets not forget how dynamic the old TG was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Smo8SyzJVI

mad muffin

OMFG!! :eek:

They've replced to with The Voice UK :eek:

THE VOICE UK!!! With Will I bloody want to slit my wrists i do. :mad:

Littlehorny

Kailani Moldy Beech wrote: »

You are aware that he's a television presenter?

Oh so he's "acting" like a dope and an arrogant dick of a tv presenter, thanks for clearing that up.