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The Vladimir Putin appreciation thread.

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    #32
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    This will go down well.


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    #33
    floggg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,820 ✭✭✭floggg


    I'm actually scared by the fact that some of the praise for him is genuine.


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    #34
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    floggg wrote: »
    I'm actually scared by the fact that some of the praise for him is genuine.

    Do the trains run on time in Russia...........?


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    #35
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    He's a mans man. It is said, Chuck Norris quakes in his presence. :pac:


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    #36
    Thomas_.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Thomas_.


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Do the trains run on time in Russia...........?

    Do we have to expect that the lyrics of the old Soviet national anthem will replace the current ones? The tune´s the same and if I´m not wrong, it´s been him who brought it up again to remember the "glorious days of the old USSR".


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    #37
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,119 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    floggg wrote: »
    I'm actually scared by the fact that some of the praise for him is genuine.

    If this was 1935 threads praising Hitler would pop up on AH.

    Some boardsies love a good right wing dictator, so they do.


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    #38
    Shenshen
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,453 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shenshen


    They say he's as big as four cats and he's got a retractable leg so's he can leap up at you better. He lights up at night and he's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. His claws are as big as cups and for some reason, he's got a tremendous fear of stamps! He's got magnets on his tail, so's if you're made out of metal he can attach himself to you and instead of a mouth, he's got four arses.

    That last bit is actually true, and he does talk a lot of sh*te


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    #39
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Has there ever been anyone named Vladimir that wasn't evil? You name your kid that and you're pretty much casting the dye.


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    #40
    Baron Kurtz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,262 ✭✭✭Baron Kurtz


    Here he is:


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    #41
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    Shenshen wrote: »
    They say he's as big as four cats and he's got a retractable leg so's he can leap up at you better. He lights up at night and he's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. His claws are as big as cups and for some reason, he's got a tremendous fear of stamps! He's got magnets on his tail, so's if you're made out of metal he can attach himself to you and instead of a mouth, he's got four arses.

    That last bit is actually true, and he does talk a lot of sh*te

    His fear of stamps is a myth propagated by his enemies in Russia.
    Stamps are actually afraid of him.


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    #42
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You should've titled the thread: The Vladimir Putin Hate Thread

    That way, you would have really gotten his fans to come out of the woodwork around here.


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    #43
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    Vlad's awesome.

    His brother was killed during the Nazi siege of Leningrad so he's been personally affected by outside aggression. He's not going to bend to the will of a bunch of Harvard suits in Washington trying to realise their orgasm of world domination.

    G'wan the Vlad


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    #44
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Looks true enough


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    #45
    weisses
    Registered Users Posts: 9,446 ✭✭✭weisses


    Some say he was the real Stig


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    #46
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Do the trains run on time in Russia...........?

    In Russia time run on trains


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    #47
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Once a Spook, always a Spook


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    #48
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,515 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    He is a judo black belt, as is Sean Gallagher. I'd love to see them sparring. Sean wasn't quite corrupt enough to become president, so I doubt he would be corrupt enough to win.

    Putin is better at everything.


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    #49
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    In Russia time run on trains

    This is actually kind of true - the Trans-Siberian goes through seven time zones, but the station clocks and timetables are all Moscow time.


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    #50
    Vinculus
    Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Vinculus


    Imagine getting into a fight with the f**ker!


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    #51
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    He's a vile homophobic bully. He was also the head of the KGB for a time - a time when they murdered and tortured Soviet citizens. He's an asshole.
    The same people who eulogise Putin must be the sort who worship that other asshole - Castro in Cuba. You know, curtailing civil liberties, jailing journalists, that sort of thing.


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    #52
    Vinculus
    Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Vinculus


    Apparently his favorite tv show is Fair City.


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    #53
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,154 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Vinculus wrote: »
    Apparently his favorite tv show is Fair City.

    And his favourite film is "How Stella got her grove back"


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    #54
    nokia69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    He's a vile homophobic bully. He was also the head of the KGB for a time - a time when they murdered and tortured Soviet citizens. He's an asshole.
    The same people who eulogise Putin must be the sort who worship that other asshole - Castro in Cuba. You know, curtailing civil liberties, jailing journalists, that sort of thing.

    when was Putin the head of the KGB


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    #55
    Kalyke
    Registered Users Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭Kalyke


    He killed Lucy Beale...


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    #56
    KomradeBishop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,981 ✭✭✭KomradeBishop


    He's a despotic oligarch. A very astute and intelligent one, but one all the same.

    That said, he has caused far less misery in the world, than either of the last two US presidents - his despotic tendencies tend to remain within Russia and its sphere of influence.


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    #57
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Egginacup wrote: »
    Vlad's awesome.

    His brother was killed during the Nazi siege of Leningrad so he's been personally affected by outside aggression. He's not going to bend to the will of a bunch of Harvard suits in Washington trying to realise their orgasm of world domination.

    G'wan the Vlad

    "Was killed during the siege of leningrad" sounds like he was a soldier. He was a child that died of diptheria. Not ok, but not the same.

    That was also long before Putin was born (1952) so how badly do you reckon he was affected in reality?


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    #58
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    He's a vile homophobic bully. He was also the head of the KGB for a time - a time when they murdered and tortured Soviet citizens. He's an asshole.
    The same people who eulogise Putin must be the sort who worship that other asshole - Castro in Cuba. You know, curtailing civil liberties, jailing journalists, that sort of thing.

    What do the Germans that you work with make of him?

    It's often said that Angela Merkel is the only Western leader he really respects.


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    #59
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    Vinculus wrote: »
    Apparently his favorite tv show is Fair City.

    Evil bastard.


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    #60
    Sociopath2
    Registered Users Posts: 242 ✭✭Sociopath2


    Egginacup wrote: »
    Vlad's awesome.

    His brother was killed during the Nazi siege of Leningrad so he's been personally affected by outside aggression. He's not going to bend to the will of a bunch of Harvard suits in Washington trying to realise their orgasm of world domination.

    G'wan the Vlad

    Spoken like a useful idiot who has never experienced any real oppression and would **** his pants if faced with any.


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    #61
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    I'll just leave this here:

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9447782/how-vladimir-putin-is-waging-war-on-the-west-and-winning/


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