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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Registered Users Posts: 24,138 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    bjork wrote: »
    Think about what you are saying for a minute, then throw those words out to sea. Put them on a boat without protest and when they reach land tell them they are safe. Then sing out as loud as you can
    Oasis - The Masterplan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    bjork wrote: »
    Shine on your crazy Diamond Pink Flyod

    Top of the class.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,533 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    mapaca wrote: »
    Passionate affection doesn't come into the equation.

    What's love got to do with it?


    Refrain from informing my pulmonary organ
    My painful and unstable pulmonary organ


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,208 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    osarusan wrote: »
    What's love got to do with it?


    Refrain from informing my pulmonary organ
    My painful and unstable pulmonary organ

    But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart- Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    osarusan wrote: »
    What's love got to do with it?


    Refrain from informing my pulmonary organ
    My painful and unstable pulmonary organ

    Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus



    I am an unmarried man from the midlands, in my 50's. I'm not going to wed or have children. I went out with women before, they're nothing but trouble. That's why I won't marry.

    She wears nail varnish on her fingers and toes and white paint on her nose. Any fancy hairdresser can cut her hair or shave her neck.......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Men with superior wisdom to mine suggest one should not be hasty in this situation. However, my affection for you is such that I cannot help but let it take over my moral being.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    thelad95 wrote: »
    Men with superior wisdom to mine suggest one should not be hasty in this situation. However, my affection for you is such that I cannot help but let it take over my moral being.

    Falling in love - Elvis?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    catallus wrote: »

    All things are magnificent,
    as well as being at a low temperature,
    when one is a member of a particular grouping,
    The general condition is superb when we are enacting our reverie.

    Nobody even tried mine :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    catallus wrote: »
    Nobody even tried mine :(

    Who let the dogs out? - Baha Men


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    bjork wrote: »
    Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus



    I am an unmarried man from the midlands, in my 50's. I'm not going to wed or have children. I went out with women before, they're nothing but trouble. That's why I won't marry.

    She wears nail varnish on her fingers and toes and white paint on her nose. Any fancy hairdresser can cut her hair or shave her neck.......

    Westmeath Bachalor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    This is the last preparation for launch procedure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,208 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    This is the last preparation for launch procedure.

    Space Oddity?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    This is the last preparation for launch procedure.

    The final countdown


  • Registered Users Posts: 824 ✭✭✭rsl1976


    catallus wrote: »
    Nobody even tried mine :(

    Everything is Awesome Lego Movie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    A lady from a mexican minority unlawfully took possession of my walkman. I won't be able to listen to a group from the UK or a UK solo artist. I won't be able to listen to REM, Pet shop boys, the pogues or Kylie Minogue either.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    bjork wrote: »
    A lady from a mexican minority unlawfully took possession of my walkman. I won't be able to listen to a group from the UK or a UK solo artist. I won't be able to listen to REM, Pet shop boys, the pogues or Kylie Minogue either.

    Zig and zag
    A Tiajuana (?) Gypsy stole my personal stereo


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Two lines of nonsense with a slight variation on the second line.
    This is the only reply youre getting
    .

    Any takers ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

    He's gone. Deceased.

    There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

    However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

    There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

    My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Any takers ??

    There's almost a fight about to break out here...Is it Scatman John - Scatman?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

    He's gone. Deceased.

    There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

    However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

    There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

    My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.

    Wolfe Tones/ Traditional

    Some say the devil is dead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

    He's gone. Deceased.

    There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

    However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

    There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

    My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.
    Some say the Devil is dead - Wolfe Tones


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    bjork wrote: »
    There's almost a fight about to break out here...Is it Scatman John - Scatman?

    Nope....:)
    Not even close


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Not even close

    "So Far Away From Me" by Dire Straits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Nope....:)
    Not even close

    Say you, Say me - Lionel Richie?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    "So Far Away From Me" by Dire Straits?
    bjork wrote: »
    Say you, Say me - Lionel Richie?

    Nope. Similar era but waaaaaaaaaaay off.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Two lines of nonsense with a slight variation on the second line.
    This is the only reply youre getting.

    No ones getting this one!!!
    I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!














    wanna clue?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Thou art a lady of the night with a questionable intelligence quota, thou art thou art a lady of the night with a questionable intelligence quota.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    No ones getting this one!!!
    I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!












    wanna clue?

    Here's a clue: The Entertainer (think "theme tune"....)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    No ones getting this one!!!
    I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!

    Geordie law-enforcers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    They do "childish word for excrement" - a twenty-four hour period surrealism, father.

    And you can all go to hell. No further comment.


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