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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Plopsu wrote: »
    How about:

    I broke up with my girlfriend because she was doing nothing to improve my mental health. My mental health is a concern for most people because I always look unhappy.

    Paranoid - Black Sabbath


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    All I want is a soft drink
    All I want is just a soft drink
    Will no-one get one for me
    Just a soft drink
    Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    And then matters got uncontrollable,
    She was reluctant,
    He got things how he wanted,
    She told him "leave me alone",
    He replied, "don't move a muscle".

    Come on, you're in luck,
    Be quiet, we shall undertake this as how I would like it,
    Be brave and let us get this finished,
    Only for dating a woman and forcing her into sex, I would never lose my virginity.

    Hint: it's a 90s ska punk song.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    Opening line to a popular beat song:
    "Young Man, one would wager you surmise that leaping at three and a half day intervals is a good idea."


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    And then matters got uncontrollable,
    She was reluctant,
    He got things how he wanted,
    She told him "leave me alone",
    He replied, "don't move a muscle".

    Come on, you're in luck,
    Be quiet, we shall undertake this as how I would like it,
    Be brave and let us get this finished,
    Only for dating a woman and forcing her into sex, I would never lose my virginity.

    Hint: it's a 90s ska punk song.
    Sublime - Date Rate


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    Sublime - Date Rate

    You're right!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Opening line to a popular beat song:
    "Young Man, one would wager you surmise that leaping at three and a half day intervals is a good idea."

    High and Dry - Radiohead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    MelanieC wrote: »
    High and Dry - Radiohead

    "Jump" is also a euphemism for sex.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Opening line to a popular beat song:
    "Young Man, one would wager you surmise that leaping at three and a half day intervals is a good idea."

    High and Dry - Radiohead
    Correct.
    Next One:
    "Of all the substances I have hitherto encountered, you caused the highest reading on my blood glucose monitor,
    But I'm ambivalent to sucrose, my sweet, if you are unobtainable to me
    From the moment you left me with no intention of returning,
    My entire existence has collapsed.
    I implore you to gather up the constituent parts,
    because my tibial nerve has sensed a fractured compound of Calcium Carbonate, Sodium Carbonate & Sand."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    Correct.
    Next One:
    "Of all the substances I have hitherto encountered, you caused the highest reading on my blood glucose monitor,
    But I'm ambivalent to sucrose, my sweet, if you are unobtainable to me
    From the moment you left me with no intention of returning,
    My entire existence has collapsed.
    I implore you to gather up the constituent parts,
    because my tibial nerve has sensed a fractured compound of Calcium Carbonate, Sodium Carbonate & Sand."

    Probably wrong on this one but U2 - "The Sweetest Thing".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer



    Probably wrong on this one but U2 - "The Sweetest Thing".
    Nope.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Walking on Broken Glass - Annie Lennox


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Walking on Broken Glass - Annie Lennox
    Correct!
    I took a bit of artistic license with the last line, it probably should have read "because my tibial nerve has sensed that one is ambulating upon a fractured compound of Calcium Carbonate, Sodium Carbonate & Sand."
    ...but that would have been a bit wordy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    "Don't return until the early ours of tomorrow
    Scrumping, baking tarts
    Spike our citrus soft drink
    And transport it

    Skip lightly across our sparkling metropolis
    In our jewel encrusted loafers
    Perform our happy sliding dance
    Sialia sialis where the pirate's parrot perches

    Make it dark, bid a pleasant evening
    Quiet the mind for a time
    We should solve the problem incrementally
    You're difficult to trace as you drop from the atmosphere"

    I've left out the chorus. It would make it too easy, if you like this band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    "Don't return until the early ours of tomorrow
    Scrumping, baking tarts
    Spike our citrus soft drink
    And transport it

    Skip lightly across our sparkling metropolis
    In our jewel encrusted loafers
    Perform our happy sliding dance
    Sialia sialis where the pirate's parrot perches

    Make it dark, bid a pleasant evening
    Quiet the mind for a time
    We should solve the problem incrementally
    You're difficult to trace as you drop from the atmosphere"

    I've left out the chorus. It would make it too easy, if you like this band.

    The National - "Fake Empire"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    The National - "Fake Empire"
    You are correct.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 cavu


    Recently with greater frequency than previously,
    my mentality prefers meandering into reverse chronology.
    Once more I locate me musing
    upon the concept of how situations may have differed.
    The earth rotations pop in and out like a bat out of hell,
    leaving me to doubt the endurance of my myocardium from cradle to grave,
    subsisting locally, devoid of your company.


    Hint: it's an oldie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    OK here goes...

    And please, please, please, please inform that young gentleman
    I have elsewhere to locate myself in at this point in history.
    And I refuse, resist, decline, turn down the opportunity,
    To be decapitated for any mere mortal.
    And if one must ask the question:
    Is that young man worthy of my trust?
    Ergo, that is most unlikely,
    And I recommend he evacuate the premises.


    Hint: she's Scottish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    cavu wrote: »
    Recently with greater frequency than previously,
    my mentality prefers meandering into reverse chronology.
    Once more I locate me musing
    upon the concept of how situations may have differed.
    The earth rotations pop in and out like a bat out of hell,
    leaving me to doubt the endurance of my myocardium from cradle to grave,
    subsisting locally, devoid of your company.
    Hint: it's an oldie
    Gregg Allman - The Things That Might Have Been?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,856 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    Apologies for reviving an old thread. I was hosting our mates weekly Zoom table quiz and get together. I made a round based on the posts in this thread. Most are copies or at least heavily plagiarised from this thread so thanks to all the posters who contributed.

    Here are the ones I used in the quiz. Enjoy.


    1. You could say that I'm a sleeping visionary,
    However there are more like me,
    I'm wishful that in the future you will add to our group,
    And the earth will unite as a singular entity

    2. Nourish the globe. Inform them it is currently the feast of St. Nicholas

    3. Cease and Desist, It's time for us to use a carpentry tool

    4. I'm out of the house at the wrong times.
    And I've now't going on in my head.
    That is according to others anyway
    That is according to others anyway

    5. My large snake doesn't.
    My large snake doesn't
    My large snake doesn't want anything to do with you, oh unless you have baked goods, love.

    6. Do not hold daytime illumination responsible
    Do not hold night time illumination responsible
    Do not hold great occasions responsible
    Hold the choreography responsible

    7. I'm glad you like my hair, I've only recently purchased it. Ah shur, when I come across these things and if I like them I just buy them and don’t spend much time thinking about it.

    8. Well, at least we've completed 50% of our journey. We're dwelling on a religious chant.

    9. There were a few lads acting the maggot and doing stuff they shouldn't have been doing, then they started to cause hassle in the my area. I had ficticuffs which caused my parent to get frightened and as a result I'm going to live on the west coast - of America.

    10. Come on pussycat,
    Your mother has some special snacks for you.
    Come on pussycat,
    you definitely won't find this flavour in any other sanctuary

    11. If you desire what's ahead of me, you best not remember what's behind me.
    If you desire to flatter me, you'd best not delay

    12. My flavoured dairy beverage attracts all the young lads to the vicinity of my garden and they exclaim it's of superior quality to your equivalent beverage, that's correct, it is of superior quality to your equivalent beverage. I could tutor you but I would need compensation.

    13. I purchased my first six string guitar, I bought it at a shop selling a wide variety of inexpensive personal and household goods.

    14. On the occasion that something is amiss in your locality,
    To whom shall you make direct communication with a telephone?

    15. Under no circumstance interrupt my progress, I'm currently enjoying myself. My fun can be described as a spherical object.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    2. Feed the world - do they know it's christmas
    6. Blame it on the boogie
    8. Living on a prayer
    9. The fresh prince
    12. The milkshake song
    14. Ghostbusters
    15. Don't stop me now


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Put your maulers up high, on the condition that you are certainly cool
    I'm best pleased when you refer to me as large father
    Addressing the females receiving pay, treating black folk as fools
    I'm best pleased when you refer to me as large father
    You have a pistol on your hip, I request you refrain from targeting the building (what would make you ask such?)
    For I view some females this late evening
    That should be bearing my child (uh) my child


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    iamstop wrote: »
    Put your maulers up high, on the condition that you are certainly cool
    I'm best pleased when you refer to me as large father
    Addressing the females receiving pay, treating black folk as fools
    I'm best pleased when you refer to me as large father
    You have a pistol on your hip, I request you refrain from targeting the building (what would make you ask such?)
    For I view some females this late evening
    That should be bearing my child (uh) my child

    It delights me on those occasion my name is expressed by your as voluminous progenitor.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I get a flood of endorphins upon thou referring to me as Grand Patriarch


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    1. Imagine


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    11. Wannabe
    13. Summer of 69
    4. Shake it off


  • Registered Users Posts: 140 ✭✭TimeUp




  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Hhaha, wow. Totally forgot about this post. I'm pretty sure you nailed it though.



  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    3 - Stop, Hammer Time

    5 - Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot



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