Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

bjork

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

I walk the line - Johnny Cash


I don't desire to glimpse a phanthom
It's the observation I'm most alarmed by
I'd rather eat burnt bread
And watch Brian Dobson

Desree

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news


I am sitting in a coffee shop waiting for the man to pour my coffee. he only half fills it and before I can tackle him over it he is starting at another customer through the window. She comes it and starts shaking her umbrella everywhere and they kiss hello. I pretend not to see them and start to read in the paper. I feel this woman staring at me through the window, but I realise it is not me she is looking at as she adjusts her clothes using her reflection as a mirror. She's wet from the rain. It's raining. I think of you. I finish my coffee and go to catch my train.

-An oldie but a goodie

efb

bjork wrote: »

Desree

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news


I am sitting in a coffee shop waiting for the man to pour my coffee. he only half fills it and before I can tackle him over it he is starting at another customer through the window. She comes it and starts shaking her umbrella everywhere and they kiss hello. I pretend not to see them and start to read in the paper. I feel this woman staring at me through the window, but I realise it is not me she is looking at as she adjusts her clothes using her reflection as a mirror. She's wet from the rain. It's raining. I think of you. I finish my coffee and go to catch my train.

-An oldie but a goodie

Suzanna Vega Toms Diner

Chancer3001

If you exit from my life at this moment,

You will remove the majority of me

Uuuuuuuuu waaaaaa uuuuuuu aaaaa

Toddler, please do not exit

efb

I traversed the wasteland
For a reason not specified I completed the journey
I was not aware I was astray until I came upon yourself

efb

Chancer3001 wrote: »

If you exit from my life at this moment,

You will remove the majority of me

Uuuuuuuuu waaaaaa uuuuuuu aaaaa

Toddler, please do not exit

Chicago If you leave me now

jebuz

Does anybody know the whereabouts of my sweater?

bjork

Chancer3001 wrote: »

If you exit from my life at this moment,

You will remove the majority of me

Uuuuuuuuu waaaaaa uuuuuuu aaaaa

Toddler, please do not exit

Chicago
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go



I'm driving a digger down the middle of the M50. I laugh at the cars behind me. Sometimes I pull over to let them past, but mostly I just laugh. I'm having a great time.

efb

jebuz wrote: »

Does anybody know the whereabouts of my sweater?

Where's me jumper sultans of ping fc


It's quite silent, it's very silent, and very calm pending...

bjork

jebuz wrote: »

Does anybody know the whereabouts of my sweater?

You can say things can only get better, but you haven't lost your brand new sweater...




A town in clare, oooh, a town in Clare,a town in, town in, town in, town in Clare

efb

bjork wrote: »

You can say things can only get better, but you haven't lost your brand new sweater...




A town in clare, oooh, a town in Clare,a town in, town in, town in, town in Clare

Listoonvarna

Duckworth_Luas

efb wrote: »

Where's me jumper sultans of ping fc


It's quite silent, it's very silent, and very calm pending...

It's oh so quite - Bjork


Do not hold diurnal illumination responsible
Do not hold nocturnal illumination responsible
Do not hold superb epochs responsible
Hold the choreography responsible

I'm powerless, I'm powerless
I'm unable to manage my legs

bjork

efb wrote: »

I traversed the wasteland
For a reason not specified I completed the journey
I was not aware I was astray until I came upon yourself

Madonna -Like a Virgin


I'm not a pyromanic. The fire was already lite when I got here.

PizzamanIRL

Count from 1 to 4,
Everyone is fairly intoxicated dancing in the designated dance area,
A beautiful lady is seductively shaking her bum,
You'd swear she was more interested in a relationship with me but sure I'm not even on tour!
It's probably because she knows I'm an extreme lyricist,
Or maybe because I buy every single item in the shops.
An African American has to score a home run,
If I don't then I'll have to try it on with a different promiscuous woman.
Countdown from 3 to 1,
Local chap is going mad but he doesn't know that I'm concealing a weapon.

bjork

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

It's oh so quite - Bjork


Do not hold diurnal illumination responsible
Do not hold nocturnal illumination responsible
Do not hold superb epochs responsible
Hold the choreography responsible

I'm powerless, I'm powerless
I'm unable to manage my legs

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don;t blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good time
Just blame it on the boogie

I just can't, I just can't control my feet


I'm wearing wellies to you formal event because that's the way I was reared
You didn't think I'd be there
The fear in your fellas eyes when I grabbed his drink and toasted you

I hang around with some scummy people and we drink ourselves stupid, I'll go now to the watering hole

thegreatgonzo

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

It's oh so quite - Bjork


Do not hold diurnal illumination responsible
Do not hold nocturnal illumination responsible
Do not hold superb epochs responsible
Hold the choreography responsible

I'm powerless, I'm powerless
I'm unable to manage my legs

Blame it on the boogie:)


It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

efb

bjork wrote: »

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don;t blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good time
Just blame it on the boogie

I just can't, I just can't control my feet


I'm wearing wellies to you formal event because that's the way I was reared
You didn't think I'd be there
The fear in your fellas eyes when I grabbed his drink and toasted you

I hang around with some scummy people and we drink ourselves stupid, I'll go now to the watering hole

Friends in low places


Dispense them freely, dispense them freely, dispense them freely immediately

bjork

efb wrote: »

Friends in low places


Dispense them freely, dispense them freely, dispense them freely immediately

Give it away give it away now - Red Hot Chilli Peppers



Nothing is eternal, we know internal organs can alter. It's hard to hold a candle in the mid winter precipitation.

evolving_doors

efb wrote: »

Friends in low places


Dispense them freely, dispense them freely, dispense them freely immediately

Give it Away, Give it away now... Chill P's

[someone skipped the last poster so I'll replay The greatgonzo's one... havn;t a clue what it is though]

It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

evolving_doors

bjork wrote: »

Give it away give it away now - Red Hot Chilli Peppers



Nothing is eternal, we know internal organs can alter. It's hard to hold a candle in the mid winter precipitation.

November Rain GNR


It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

Armelodie

Armelodie wrote: »

November Rain GNR


It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

Creedance Clearwater Revival - It Ain't Me

Duckworth_Luas

Armelodie wrote: »

November Rain GNR


It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

CCR - Fortunate Son



Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

bjork

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Count from 1 to 4,
Everyone is fairly intoxicated dancing in the designated dance area,
A beautiful lady is seductively shaking her bum,
You'd swear she was more interested in a relationship with me but sure I'm not even on tour!
It's probably because she knows I'm an extreme lyricist,
Or maybe because I buy every single item in the shops.
An African American has to score a home run,
If I don't then I'll have to try it on with a different promiscuous woman.
Countdown from 3 to 1,
Local chap is going mad but he doesn't know that I'm concealing a weapon.

JKWon
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do **** for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.




My name has been passed down through generations. Grandad was a bootlegger during Prohibition. the taxman was after him. He disappeared. My father had a u-haul with the cops name on the side for bringing the whiskey. Cops raided the house in the middle of the night. I could hear my mother crying

JFlah

bjork wrote: »

JKWon
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do **** for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.




My name has been passed down through generations. Grandad was a bootlegger during Prohibition. the taxman was after him. He disappeared. My father had a u-haul with the cops name on the side for bringing the whiskey. Cops raided the house in the middle of the night. I could hear my mother crying

copperhead road ?

but drawing a blank on next one ... so anyone that wants to go - fire away !

efb

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

thegreatgonzo

efb wrote: »

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

momma told me not to come.


A woman wears a hat even though there is a bit of a drought going on. She's having a bit of a problem with reptiles lately and is all for shooting them.
She looks like an actress that was in a film with Marlon Brando once and she likes reading french feminist writings.

PizzamanIRL

efb wrote: »

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

Tom Jones - Mama Told me not to Come

PizzamanIRL

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

momma told me not to come.


A woman wears a hat even though there is a bit of a drought going on. She's having a bit of a problem with reptiles lately and is all for shooting them.
She looks like an actress that was in a film with Marlon Brando once and she likes reading french feminist writings.

Darude - Sandstorm

thegreatgonzo

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Darude - Sandstorm

Nope but I'm going to google that one

Cantremember

The OP wanted songs TURNED INTO ordinary language. Practically everything here so far has taken great songs in ordinary language and tried to turn them into high falutin language.

FAIL AH.

I wore too much guy liner.

cruais

Cantremember wrote: »

The OP wanted songs TURNED INTO ordinary language. Practically everything here so far has taken great songs in ordinary language and tried to turn them into high falutin language.

FAIL AH.

I wore too much guy liner.

A song by kiss?

We had a quick kiss,
ended up back at my place,
Did the bold business,
i want you to leave and go home,
But you're deciding to stay by dozing off,
im going to call a joey, so i can enjoy my smoke in peace.