Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

MsBubbles

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

jamesbere

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

Haha daily mail, who believes what's written in that

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MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

I usually don't! Which would explain my youthful good looks!! today I can't keep the **** eating grin off my mush though

OldNotWIse

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

Gooter! Has anyone said gooter yet?!

MsBubbles

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

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ASK MY SLICE

Captain Chaos

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

At least you have two dimples. I only have the one and when I smile I look rightly fecken lopsided. Alot of my smiles look like I'm smerking in photos, creepy looking.

MsBubbles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

ASK MY SLICE

#KantKope
#melilangles

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, with Big Dick and the Four Skins, and on Sunday, we have a Dolly Parton tribute act, Charlene and The Cunnox's"

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, Big Dick and the Four Skins

Dr E I snorted 3 times.

OldNotWIse

Why did I go out last night.

OldNotWIse

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

Totes.

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I learned all the words to the sound of silence. I got my car dance moves down too. Annoyed that it's almost Grammy worthy but lmii doesn't want Me to sing it anymore. Seems his good taste stops at women and doesn't extend to music

MsBubbles

I found out there's a Britney Spears Dance class TA it's only on in London and Manchester.

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

What about Gash as in Juliette Gash? That name has me in stitches when I hear her on the radio.

Pumpkinseeds

TA'd that I'm on a health kick and have given up all junk food for Lent. I'd really like some crisps right about now.:( No way I'm giving up booze though, they'll have to pry my good friends Gordons and Schweppes out of my cold dead hands first.

MsBubbles

Pumpkinseeds 100 % agree with you. Schweppes is the only tonic worth buying

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

TA'd that I'm on a health kick and have given up all junk food for Lent. I'd really like some crisps right about now.:( No way I'm giving up booze though, they'll have to pry my good friends Gordons and Schweppes out of my cold dead hands first.

Have you tried just staying off the food and dedicating all your consumption to booze?
Drunkenness will kill those food cravings!

redfacedbear

Walking down a corridor towards a lift when I notice somebody I really don't want to share a lift with approaching from the opposite direction. I drop my pace off so that they'll reach the lift first and be gone before I get there. Except I've completely misjudged their distance and speed so ended up reaching the lift at exactly the same time as them

Boom_Bap

Working from home today. Got settled down in the kitchen earlier and blazing through different bits and bobs for work.
Then the missus and kids arrived home at lunch time.
They decided that everything they need to do must take place around the kitchen, more specifically where I am sitting.
Mrs. Bap roaring at me for not knowing what an ounce converted to a millilitre is. The daughter asking me to pull her finger, and the boy just yammering on about Mario and Bowser.
That stopped about 30 minutes ago and they are upstairs playing with lego. I'm dying to get up there and build a lego kebab shop, but still have some work to do. :mad:

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Pumpkinseeds 100 % agree with you. Schweppes is the only tonic worth buying

Fever Tree is excellent tonic water, I just can't afford it very often.:(

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I learned all the words to the sound of silence. I got my car dance moves down too. Annoyed that it's almost Grammy worthy but lmii doesn't want Me to sing it anymore. Seems his good taste stops at women and doesn't extend to music

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a car dance?, is it like a barn dance for poor people?

dirkmeister

I'll tell ye what really fu*king annoys me...



When you're in a pub chatting away to your friends and you get "shhhhhd" by people all because someone is singing a song in the corner.

You know the type of song, it's typically a girl singing some sort of soppy mush accompanied by a lad on an acoustic guitar.

You just know that it's going to go "viral" followed by many comments such as "awww babez that is amazin"

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My brother is gone off the rails, he's always been wild but since last year he's just gone hell for leather. A cousin has been ringing me all day, I've been so busy I didnt get a chance to answer so I just rang her back this evening. I'm not close to her but he is. Both wild. She's asking me if he's okay. I ask why and she's being very vague, saying she met him last night and just wondered if he was okay.

She's ringing him all day and he isn't answering. I tried call him there too. Like fifteen times and each time rang out. He never ignores my calls, not even when we fight. He always picks up even if it's to tell me to **** off. I'm worried sick now too. What if he's dead? I'm too frightened to go and check because I've convinced myself he is.

I know I'll feel stupid when I know he's ok but it's just limbo

selous

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

Hmmm, you laugh at Muff as you drive into the "Gap of Dungloe":D:D,

dellas1979

Ok. On the treadmill yesterday. Running my 5k. Concentrating.

And this fella beside me decides to take a phone call. Cause all the machines are going, its quite noisy. Does he move outside to take the call? No. Stands there ROARING down the phone...

Queue this lovely interaction:

Me (am female BTW): Hey HEY
Him: *No reaction*
Me: Heyyyyyy. Hey man what are you doing roaring down your phone while we are all here doing our workouts?
Him: Excuse me?
Me: Why are you roaring down your phone? Surely you could just leave the gym to take it?
Him: *Still gob smaked* (does the classic "try to turn it on me"). I dont know what your problem is...
Me: You are roaring down your phone. In the gym. I dont want to hear your conversation. I especially dont want to hear your roaring. We are all members here.
Him: *startled* I still dont....
Me: Listen mate, its your phone, you roaring down it, take some responsibility......

And all while running on a treadmill...

Lyaiera

dirkmeister wrote: »

I'll tell ye what really fu*king annoys me...



When you're in a pub chatting away to your friends and you get "shhhhhd" by people all because someone is singing a song in the corner.

You know the type of song, it's typically a girl singing some sort of soppy mush accompanied by a lad on an acoustic guitar.

You just know that it's going to go "viral" followed by many comments such as "awww babez that is amazin"

The last time someone tried to sing and do that in my local the barman kept putting up the music on the speakers until they shut up.