Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

We need to go to "Code mode"

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

What, Finglas's answer to Barry White? The man who pervs on MILFs at the school run, second only to Eisy in the running-around-with-his-mickey-out department? Barring a serious case of Poacher-turned-Gamekeeper I doubt it very much! :pac:

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Boom bap is now an AH mod? He takes bribes - right?

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Not unless he wants a Hot Dog to go with that Kebab?

bonzodog2

Colser wrote: »

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

Boom_Bap

yer all banned

Colser

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

BB can specify what he likes and it will be presented accordingly.. One aims to please the MOD:cool:

clever user name

People with umbrellas not looking where they're going. Almost got my eye taken out this morning

Vel

I picked out a pair of tights to wear on Saturday night which ended up being the kind that keep moving down so the gusset part ends up half way down your thighs. I spent a good portion of the night trying to reef them up without having to lift my dress or looking like I was a good old feel of myself, which takes quite the effort.

Walking home, had a couple of drinks on me, it was dark, did a quick survey of the street and no one was around so I decided to lift the dress right up, give the tights a massive hoike and adjust my knickers while I was at it, only to notice that the parked car up ahead contained two people nearly hanging out of the sunroof they were having such a good gawp.

I'll brazen this out, I think, and pull my hood up, get out my phone and pretend to take a call, only to hear 'Hiya Vel, would you like a lift home?' T'was one of my neighbours and his friend. Felt like the longest car ride ever!

Colser

Boom_Bap wrote: »

yer all banned

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

Boom_Bap

Colser wrote: »

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

That's the exact wording an ex used when she broke up with me

Menas

Colser wrote: »

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

The hotdog stand is always open!

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

The hotdog stand is always open!

Unfortunately

jimgoose

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??

Colser

:oJust realised I read Bonzos post incorrectly...I thought he said Baldy:o

MsBubbles

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

kfallon

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..

Aglomerado

Colser wrote: »

Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..

The "curtain" fell on that one.

MsBubbles

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

I'd heard of those ones too. Colser I'm vegetarian since 1992 but don't mind a bit of sausage

Menas

Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
I like it here.

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
I like it here.

A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:

Wait a second. Where are mature respectable ladies in here too?

Frigga_92

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

What about eww?

MsBubbles

Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

eisenberg1

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

And thats just in the kebab shop....

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois!

MsBubbles

Aglomerado Lol !

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois!

<SNORT!!>

Menas

TA that I am stuck on calls/meetings all day today. Got a bit for lunch but am in bad need of some exercise and coffee. Woe is me.