Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

jamesbere

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

Haha daily mail, who believes what's written in that

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

I usually don't! Which would explain my youthful good looks!!

today I can't keep the **** eating grin off my mush though

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

Gooter! Has anyone said gooter yet?!

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

ASK MY SLICE

Captain Chaos

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

At least you have two dimples. I only have the one and when I smile I look rightly fecken lopsided. Alot of my smiles look like I'm smerking in photos, creepy looking.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

ASK MY SLICE

#KantKope
#melilangles

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, with Big Dick and the Four Skins, and on Sunday, we have a Dolly Parton tribute act, Charlene and The Cunnox's"

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, Big Dick and the Four Skins

Dr E I snorted 3 times.

Why did I go out last night.

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

Totes.

I learned all the words to the sound of silence. I got my car dance moves down too. Annoyed that it's almost Grammy worthy but lmii doesn't want Me to sing it anymore. Seems his good taste stops at women and doesn't extend to music

I found out there's a Britney Spears Dance class TA it's only on in London and Manchester.

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

What about Gash as in Juliette Gash? That name has me in stitches when I hear her on the radio.

Pumpkinseeds

TA'd that I'm on a health kick and have given up all junk food for Lent. I'd really like some crisps right about now.:( No way I'm giving up booze though, they'll have to pry my good friends Gordons and Schweppes out of my cold dead hands first.

Pumpkinseeds 100 % agree with you. Schweppes is the only tonic worth buying

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

TA'd that I'm on a health kick and have given up all junk food for Lent. I'd really like some crisps right about now.:( No way I'm giving up booze though, they'll have to pry my good friends Gordons and Schweppes out of my cold dead hands first.

Have you tried just staying off the food and dedicating all your consumption to booze?
Drunkenness will kill those food cravings!

redfacedbear

Walking down a corridor towards a lift when I notice somebody I really don't want to share a lift with approaching from the opposite direction. I drop my pace off so that they'll reach the lift first and be gone before I get there. Except I've completely misjudged their distance and speed so ended up reaching the lift at exactly the same time as them

Boom_Bap

Working from home today. Got settled down in the kitchen earlier and blazing through different bits and bobs for work.
Then the missus and kids arrived home at lunch time.
They decided that everything they need to do must take place around the kitchen, more specifically where I am sitting.
Mrs. Bap roaring at me for not knowing what an ounce converted to a millilitre is. The daughter asking me to pull her finger, and the boy just yammering on about Mario and Bowser.
That stopped about 30 minutes ago and they are upstairs playing with lego. I'm dying to get up there and build a lego kebab shop, but still have some work to do. :mad:

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Pumpkinseeds 100 % agree with you. Schweppes is the only tonic worth buying

Fever Tree is excellent tonic water, I just can't afford it very often.:(

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I learned all the words to the sound of silence. I got my car dance moves down too. Annoyed that it's almost Grammy worthy but lmii doesn't want Me to sing it anymore. Seems his good taste stops at women and doesn't extend to music

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a car dance?, is it like a barn dance for poor people?

dirkmeister

I'll tell ye what really fu*king annoys me...

When you're in a pub chatting away to your friends and you get "shhhhhd" by people all because someone is singing a song in the corner.

You know the type of song, it's typically a girl singing some sort of soppy mush accompanied by a lad on an acoustic guitar.

You just know that it's going to go "viral" followed by many comments such as "awww babez that is amazin"