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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #6752
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

    We need to go to "Code mode"


  • #6753
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

    What, Finglas's answer to Barry White? The man who pervs on MILFs at the school run, second only to Eisy in the running-around-with-his-mickey-out department? Barring a serious case of Poacher-turned-Gamekeeper I doubt it very much! :pac:


  • #6754
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Boom bap is now an AH mod? He takes bribes - right?
    Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p


  • #6755
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

    Not unless he wants a Hot Dog to go with that Kebab?


  • #6756
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,339 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Colser wrote: »
    Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

    Will it be well-packed? Or badly?


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  • #6757
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    yer all banned :)


  • #6758
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Will it be well-packed? Or badly?
    BB can specify what he likes and it will be presented accordingly.. One aims to please the MOD:cool:


  • #6759
    clever user name
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭clever user name


    People with umbrellas not looking where they're going. Almost got my eye taken out this morning :(


  • #6760
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    I picked out a pair of tights to wear on Saturday night which ended up being the kind that keep moving down so the gusset part ends up half way down your thighs. I spent a good portion of the night trying to reef them up without having to lift my dress or looking like I was a good old feel of myself, which takes quite the effort.

    Walking home, had a couple of drinks on me, it was dark, did a quick survey of the street and no one was around so I decided to lift the dress right up, give the tights a massive hoike and adjust my knickers while I was at it, only to notice that the parked car up ahead contained two people nearly hanging out of the sunroof they were having such a good gawp.

    I'll brazen this out, I think, and pull my hood up, get out my phone and pretend to take a call, only to hear 'Hiya Vel, would you like a lift home?' T'was one of my neighbours and his friend. Felt like the longest car ride ever!


  • #6761
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    yer all banned :)
    :mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.


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  • #6762
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Colser wrote: »
    :mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

    That's the exact wording an ex used when she broke up with me


  • #6763
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    :mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

    The hotdog stand is always open!


  • #6764
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    The hotdog stand is always open!
    Unfortunately :D


  • #6765
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

    Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??


  • #6766
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    :oJust realised I read Bonzos post incorrectly...I thought he said Baldy:o


  • #6767
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.


  • #6768
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

    What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

    :pac:


  • #6769
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.
    Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..


  • #6770
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,794 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Colser wrote: »
    Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..

    The "curtain" fell on that one.


  • #6771
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    kfallon wrote: »
    What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

    :pac:

    I'd heard of those ones too. Colser I'm vegetarian since 1992 but don't mind a bit of sausage ;)


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  • #6772
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
    But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
    I like it here.


  • #6773
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
    But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
    I like it here.

    A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:


  • #6774
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    jimgoose wrote: »
    A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:

    Wait a second. Where are mature respectable ladies in here too?


  • #6775
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    kfallon wrote: »
    What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

    :pac:

    What about eww?


  • #6776
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff


  • #6777
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    kfallon wrote: »
    What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

    :pac:

    And thats just in the kebab shop....


  • #6778
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,794 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

    I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois! :D


  • #6779
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Aglomerado Lol !


  • #6780
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois! :D

    <SNORT!!>


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  • #6781
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    TA that I am stuck on calls/meetings all day today. Got a bit for lunch but am in bad need of some exercise and coffee. Woe is me.


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