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Should I run or stay for sex

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    #62
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Daniel S wrote: »
    I'm curious to what the other rules are. Care to enlighten? :pac:

    Rule number 1: Don't stick your dick in a blender.

    To be honest there's a lot of things you shouldn't stick your dick in before crazy. That's why crazy is number 15 on the list.


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    #63
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Rule number 1: Don't stick your dick in a blender.

    To be honest there's a lot of things you shouldn't stick your dick in before crazy. That's why crazy is number 15 on the list.

    And in crazys sister is number 16.


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    #64
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    syklops wrote: »
    And in crazys sister is number 16.

    Crazy's Sister is actually beautiful and very well balanced.

    Unfortunately she's going out with Insecure's Brother and they're mad about each other so nobody but him has a chance with her.


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    #65
    Talib Fiasco
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    Ask her when is she going to let you clap dem cheekz and/or piitb. If she responds in any way other than blocking you then you'd be foolish not to try and get something off her :pac:


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    #66
    131spanner
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    Daniel S wrote: »
    I'm curious to what the other rules are. Care to enlighten? :pac:

    I was gonna start at 15 and work my way down to 1.

    Open to suggestions... :pac:


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    #67
    AnonoBoy
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    Trelstor wrote: »
    Nonsense, when a woman is ovulating all bets are off.

    You sound like someone who has definitely talked to at least three women in your life.

    Enlighten us with your wisdom oh enlightened one.


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    #68
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Trelstor wrote: »
    Of course fair peasant, when a woman is ovulating she will fukc the right men if the opportunity presents itself.

    Sweet. Jesus.


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    #69
    Royal Legend
    Registered Users Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭Royal Legend


    Tell her revenge sex is the best thing, anal, then cum all over her tits, on camera off course ;)












    will probably get banned for that one :(


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    #70
    Reindeer
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    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    Dont stick your dick in crazy. Its not worth it in the long run.

    That rules out 99% of women, tho...


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    #71
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Trelstor wrote: »
    Of course fair peasant, when a woman is ovulating she will fukc the right men if the opportunity presents itself.

    And I hope you really enjoy it when you finally do manage to find one that who will do it with you.


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    #72
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You sound like someone who has definitely talked to at least three women in your life.

    Enlighten us with your wisdom oh enlightened one.

    Are we including his Ma in there?


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    #73
    AnonoBoy
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    syklops wrote: »
    Are we including his Ma in there?

    Yes. And potentially two of his four sisters.


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    #74
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    OP , thats clearly one of Scissors sisters on day release you hooked up with.


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    #75
    syklops
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yes. And potentially two of his foul sisters.

    FYP.


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    #76
    LizzieJones
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    Trelstor wrote: »
    when a woman is ovulating she will fukc the right men if the opportunity presents itself.

    And sometimes the wrong men too.


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    #77
    Legion.
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    With any luck you'll get her pregnant and we'll have a merry old time.


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    #78
    toastedpickles
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    As a wise man once said

    Back away not today disco lady!


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    #79
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,016 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Don't waste your money on a return ticket.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #80
    skimpydoo
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    They wrote a song about her


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    #81
    Potatoeman
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    Reindeer wrote: »
    That rules out 99% of women, tho...

    Of course its not you..


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    #82
    syklops
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    corner of hells wrote: »
    OP , thats clearly one of Scissors sisters on day release you hooked up with.

    Actually the mother of the scissor sisters is due out on, erm, Thursday. :eek:


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    #83
    Drakares
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    #84
    JG009
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    Screenshots.........of messages?? GTFO


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    #85
    Macavity.
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    She's obviously trolling. Sometimes on nights out my friends and I will swap phones and fuck with each other's Tinder. It's absolutely hilarious.


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    #86
    ibarelycare
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    The worst thing about that message exchange is "His loss hun my gain hopefully"....CRINGE!


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    #87
    Dial Hard
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    She sounds like a barely-literate Morello from OITNB.


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    #88
    bear1
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    Is her name Jennifer by any chance?
    I will subscribe to this as I believe this could be useful to the investigation come saturday morning.
    btw OP, I believe I speak for all of us when I saw we would like to have an update to how it all went (if you survive of course) on the saturday morning.


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    #89
    Irishcrx
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    Back away not today disco lady!!!


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    #90
    Feisar
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    First things first:

    Rule 1 - Never put your penis where you wouldn't put your tongue.

    Now to the matter at hand, sound advice would be cut contact asap. Then again I rarely follow my own good advice and ended up dealing with crazy from time to time in the past.

    Also try remember she's a person with feelings. Don't lead her on with hints of a relationship, fúck the ****e out of her and then fúck off with yourself afterwards.

    (Reply based on OP post being legit)

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #91
    dar100
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    I'm hoping you added her on the Facebook first. Refusal is always a good indication.

    Also, have you spoke on the phone yet?


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