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Should I run or stay for sex

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    #32
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Having sex with a culchie is like having sex with a septic tank.... you dont know what ****es in there, but you know theres a lot of it and IT STINKS!


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    #33
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.

    It was nice knowing you.


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    #34
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,692 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I think she sounds delightful.
    Bang away you crazy so-n-so.:pac:


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    #35
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change

    Is she blonde and does she have a bit of puppy fat, if so I rode her in Santa Ponsa a couple of years back


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    #36
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Id rather set fire to my penis



    and drink grapefruit juice at the same time





    no, just no


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    #37
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,299 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMviaymhLKg


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    #38
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Go and meet her on Friday but bring a baseball bat for protection in case she turns nasty. Try and get some pics too, especially of her tits.


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    #39
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,686 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Here's your answer OP..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlT6owR5Ytg


    .. Not worth the hassle dude!


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    #40
    Kamik
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Have sex and then run
    That is by far the best advice so far!

    BTW, thatsts a nice bum on that hot-crazy scale!;)


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    #41
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,301 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change

    Classy!


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    #42
    Sciprio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    Put on your wizard robes and hat.


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    #43
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    So, she's gonna cut off the dick from her ex. What makes you think she wouldnt want to do the same for you?


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    #44
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,748 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Neon_Lights wrote: »
    Is she blonde and does she have a bit of puppy fat, if so I rode her in Santa Ponsa a couple of years back

    And there's me thinking that you were a straight girl. You live & learn, huh?


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    #45
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Chris___ wrote: »
    ...... Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.

    So you don't even have a car in case you need a quick getaway. ??
    Tell your parents you love them before you leave for the train....it will be some comfort to them when your body parts are eventually found in and around the greater Mallow area. ;)


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    #46
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    The Hill Billy wrote: »
    And there's me thinking that you were a straight girl. You live & learn, huh?

    You wish I was:
    1. Feminine
    2. Laying there spread eagled to receive the shaft

    I'm incapable to doing either due to the fact I have a willy....

    I am flattered all the same haha


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    #47
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,299 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I think you might get the shaft whether you think you can receive it or not.


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    #48
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    kowloon wrote: »
    I think you might get the shaft whether you think you can receive it or not.

    Stop masturbating to boards haha....


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    #49
    conditioned games
    Registered Users Posts: 683 ✭✭✭conditioned games


    Go for it, she is letting of steam which is natural. If she is fit and up for it then get stuck in. You'll know yourself if its time to bail later


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    #50
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Sciprio wrote: »
    Put on your wizard robes and hat.
    She might have a wizard's sleeve to match your outfit....


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    #51
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVmKam3m34


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    #52
    CB19Kevo
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭CB19Kevo


    On the off chance this is not a windup,You clearly are a idiot.
    Oh yeah sounds like a great plan to have sex with a lady you know little about who wants to mutilate her ex and his girlfriend because she was dumped.. What could possibly go wrong:rolleyes:


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    #53
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    First thing's first.

    Do you own a pet rabbit?

    Or a saucepan.


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    #54
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Who fancies an impromptu beers in Mallow Friday night?


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    #55
    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,370 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    Go for it OP. Some way to lose your virginity.

    Glazers Out!



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    #56
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Chucken wrote: »
    Who fancies an impromptu beers in Mallow Friday night?

    At the trainstation all wearing t-shirts that say "Don't meet that crazy psycho from tinder!".

    Half the station will think the t-shirts refer to them.


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    #57
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Rule 15: Never stick your dick in crazy.


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    #58
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Remember to bring some protection OP....you know like a stun gun or something :D


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    #59
    Daniel S
    Registered Users Posts: 3,525 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    131spanner wrote: »
    Rule 15: Never stick your dick in crazy.

    I'm curious to what the other rules are. Care to enlighten? :pac:


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    #60
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Daniel S wrote: »
    I'm curious to what the other rules are. Care to enlighten? :pac:

    Well it seems number 131 involves a spanner :eek:


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    #61
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Daniel S wrote: »
    I'm curious to what the other rules are. Care to enlighten? :pac:

    Subscribe to his newsletter. It will be quicker.


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