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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Variations of "keep calm and carry on" printed on just about everything.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Your Face wrote: »
    People with Pedo faces.


    I'm probably gonna be sorry I asked, but what is a "pedo face".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Having to do maths for the girl working in burger king.

    Me: can i have 12 chilli bites
    Her: no i'm afraid they only come in 4 or 6.
    Me: can i have two 6's
    Her: eehhmm....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I'm probably gonna be sorry I asked, but what is a "pedo face".

    People with large fleshy smooth skinned faces. Pursed lips, shifty eyes.
    The type of person whose internet history makes you shudder at the mere concept of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Your Face wrote: »
    People with large fleshy smooth skinned faces. Pursed lips, shifty eyes.
    The type of person whose internet history makes you shudder at the mere concept of it.
    How does somebody like you regard the conceptualization of their internet history as anything more than an educated guess? :confused::o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    gugleguy wrote: »
    How does somebody like you discover their internet history. :confused::o

    Maybe have another go at that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    That actress who plays Clara in Dr Who really bugs the crap out of me. Talk about vanity and narcissism. All that being said, Dr Who has taken on a decidedly different tack this year. Last night there was a nubile young human lesbian, wearing little more than a corset, having her portrait painted by her lesbian lizard girlfriend. So all in all there was bestiality, erotica and lesbianism. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,877 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Ever since the water meter was installed a couple of weeks ago I'm gone paranoid every time I turn on a tap.

    Maybe it's a good thing but it's very annoying

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    That actress who plays Clara in Dr Who really bugs the crap out of me. Talk about vanity and narcissism. All that being said, Dr Who has taken on a decidedly different tack this year. Last night there was a nubile young human lesbian, wearing little more than a corset, having her portrait painted by her lesbian lizard girlfriend. So all in all there was bestiality, erotica and lesbianism. :D


    I'm gonna have to get into this Dr. Who craic! I never really rated it before (I liked Billie Piper in "Diary of a Call Girl", but not even her introduction would have me watch what I thought was a bit of a Dr. Who cheezefest! :o).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to get into this Dr. Who craic! I never really rated it before (I liked Billie Piper in "Diary of a Call Girl", but not even her introduction would have me watch what I thought was a bit of a Dr. Who cheezefest! :o).

    I'm not a big fan of it myself but my husband is a Dr Who nut. I usually only half watch it when it's on but last night's episode was a lot riskier than any other series I remember of it. I think it's 'something for the dad's'. Interspecies lesbianism is a new one.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭kissmequick


    Intentional mis-leading a$$-hole baxtards.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    That actress who plays Clara in Dr Who really bugs the crap out of me. Talk about vanity and narcissism. All that being said, Dr Who has taken on a decidedly different tack this year. Last night there was a nubile young human lesbian, wearing little more than a corset, having her portrait painted by her lesbian lizard girlfriend. So all in all there was bestiality, erotica and lesbianism. :D

    That was The Rose Of Tralee you were watching:D


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    I'm not a big fan of it myself but my husband is a Dr Who nut. I usually only half watch it when it's on but last night's episode was a lot riskier than any other series I remember of it. I think it's 'something for the dad's'. Interspecies lesbianism is a new one.:D

    Nah that's been in the series for a while :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Getting off the Luas and people piling on blocking me

    Can ye not wait a few seconds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    That actress who plays Clara in Dr Who really bugs the crap out of me. Talk about vanity and narcissism. All that being said, Dr Who has taken on a decidedly different tack this year. Last night there was a nubile young human lesbian, wearing little more than a corset, having her portrait painted by her lesbian lizard girlfriend. So all in all there was bestiality, erotica and lesbianism. :D

    It's only the character that's vain and narcissistic. The character. Jenna Coleman, the actress, is absolutely lovely, right? She saves puppies from animal shelters, compliments strangers at random on the street, and bakes muffins for the homeless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Fecking toothpaste ads do my head in...:mad::mad::mad:

    AND....

    Have you ever noticed that the morons grinning into the camera brushing their teeth never use tootpaste..seriously watch it next time...Every single ad no matter what brand actuallydoes not use toothpaste during those demonstrations.....WTF...It's like an ad for BMW with no BMWs to be seen anywhere.

    It really pisses me off and I just want to punch their teeth in..:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    there'll be no capital letters from me for a bit. i was putting stuff back in the fridge and i opened the fridge door with stuff in my hands. Then i felt a crunch and pain in 3 fingers and up all the way to the elbow. don't know what i've done to myself.:( my arm and hand feels weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 482 ✭✭bronn


    Sky News, right now, and their bullshítology with the !!!EBOLA OUTBREAK!!!. A patient has been flown into RAF Northolt and the carry on of the two "reporters", is head-wreckingly appalling. As a massive C17 approached to land, one of the shítbirds says, "The plane, carrying the EBOLA VICTIM, A DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE, flew over us just now. In fact, it was so low, it felt like we could reach out and touch it." <insert eye twitching seething loathing here>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People :(

    Bunch of asshats. :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Psychotic parents back on the road for the school run :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Idiots who can't manage basic syntax. Too fuucking lazy to engage their brains and actually try to form a proper sentence. Just fúcking buzzwords and you're expected to be enlightened as to what the hell they are actually talking about. We are not toddlers. You do not get clap handies for spewing drivel and pointing at stuff. Cop yourselves on you bunch of babbling morons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Idiots who can't manage basic syntax. Too fuucking lazy to engage their brains and actually try to form a proper sentence. Just fúcking buzzwords and you're expected to be enlightened as to what the hell they are actually talking about. We are not toddlers. You do not get clap handies for spewing drivel and pointing at stuff. Cop yourselves on you bunch of babbling morons.

    It's Monday and ONW is back!:D I shall post in that rubbish happy thread thingy...:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    bronn wrote: »
    Sky News, right now, and their bullshítology with the !!!EBOLA OUTBREAK!!!. A patient has been flown into RAF Northolt and the carry on of the two "reporters", is head-wreckingly appalling. As a massive C17 approached to land, one of the shítbirds says, "The plane, carrying the EBOLA VICTIM, A DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE, flew over us just now. In fact, it was so low, it felt like we could reach out and touch it." <insert eye twitching seething loathing here>

    I'll look forward to seeing kay burley do this at lunchtime.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I got hardly any sleep last night. Tossed and turned all night for no reason.
    Sitting at my desk like a zombie :( When one of the women I work dumps a load of really time consuming and fiddly work cos she can't be arsed to do it herself.
    FFS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    My appointment was at 10.40, i rang in saying I'd be a few minutes late, I was 10 minutes late. Loads of others have now been seen before me. Is this punishment for being late? ffs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I'll look forward to seeing kay burley do this at lunchtime.

    Imagine is she caught it!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    My appointment was at 10.40, i rang in saying I'd be a few minutes late, I was 10 minutes late. Loads of others have now been seen before me. Is this punishment for being late? ffs.

    No those people are just being seen at the time of their appointments! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    No those people are just being seen at the time of their appointments! :eek:

    No, at least two of them came in after me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    No, at least two of them came in after me.

    Yeah but I mean, if they had an appointment at 11:00 and they came in at 10:58, why wouldn't they be seen?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    People farting in pubs/bars/restaurants/clubs and other confined spaces :mad: Seriously, if you know that a certain drink makes you produce a killing substance that makes the air thicken why the hell do you drink it!? Have you no sympathy with others at all? Are you immune to your own smell?? I swear if I knew who the bastard was on Saturday I'd shove a shoe up his hole. The stench was so bad I could have sworn they farted a tear gas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,036 ✭✭✭Wossack


    efb wrote: »
    Imagine is she caught it!!!!

    Kay Burley's immune system is somewhat unique, in that by being so wretchedly loathsome, even the most virulent diseases want nothing to do with her


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    People farting in pubs/bars/restaurants/clubs and other confined spaces :mad: Seriously, if you know that a certain drink makes you produce a killing substance that makes the air thicken why the hell do you drink it!? Have you no sympathy with others at all? Are you immune to your own smell?? I swear if I knew who the bastard was on Saturday I'd shove a shoe up his hole. The stench was so bad I could have sworn they farted a tear gas!

    A diet of dodgy Guinness and pot noodle does that:D,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    czechlin wrote: »
    Are you immune to your own smell??

    From what I've heard, everyone likes the smell of their own brand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose



    Popular misconception. A myth. I have personally mustard-gassed myself on more than one occasion after a clatter of pints and a beef curry. The Humanity... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    For all Urban - dwelling spider-hating ladies out there:
    little bit of infotainment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    gugleguy wrote: »
    For all Urban - dwelling spider-hating ladies out there:
    little bit of infotainment

    I hate you!:pac:


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm annoyed that the little bat flying around my place without a care in the world woke me up by buzzing overhead and also made a deposit on my duvet.

    I'm also slightly concerned he's a vampire bat, so I've made a precautionary cross out of wooden spoons and ate some garlic bread. No harm in being prepared.

    Stupid bat can't find the window he came in. He must be blind as a ...um....bat. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin



    I am not going to click on that link, I won't!!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,209 ✭✭✭maximoose


    It's 2014, it should not take 7 working days for a new bloody bank card.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gugleguy wrote: »
    For all Urban - dwelling spider-hating ladies out there:
    little bit of infotainment

    You must think we're stewpit if you think we'd click on that! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Candie wrote: »
    You must think we're stewpit if you think we'd click on that! :P
    Actually I intended it for Fat Christy.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Yeah but I mean, if they had an appointment at 11:00 and they came in at 10:58, why wouldn't they be seen?

    If they were there before me then fine, but they weren't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30 seanbarrow


    Sheepy99 wrote: »
    When people spell the word "off" as "of".
    There's one thing being poor at spelling and there's just being an idiot

    I was waiting until I had read the whole thread and this was going to be my trivial thing.

    When people mention their trivial thing that annoys them before you mention your own trivial thing that annoys you and it's the same trivial annoyance.

    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    People using the word tragedy for something trivial.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30 seanbarrow


    When people, or 13 years old more like, play shyt music off their phone in public. Them phones belong at the bottom of a river.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    seanbarrow wrote: »
    When people, or 13 years old more like, play shyt music off their phone in public. Them phones belong at the bottom of a river.

    There was a guy in the NCT center on Friday, must have been in his late 40s, watching a video on his phone at full blast in the waiting area. My eyes couldn't roll far enough back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Actually I intended it for Fat Christy.:)

    *cough* Foreplay *cough* :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭CantonasCollar


    I have to sit in work and listen to my boss scraping every last bit of yoghurt from the plastic tub, I feel like jumping up and scraping her eyeballs out of their sockets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I have to sit in work and listen to my boss scraping every last bit of yoghurt from the plastic tub, I feel like jumping up and scraping her eyeballs out of their sockets

    I was thinking about putting this up earlier today as well, colleague who sits next to me was doing the same thing! I went out for a walk instead. Nothing worse than the sound of a spoon hitting off hollow plastic. :mad:


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