Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Ye know how we all hate misbehaved screaming kids and their indifferent parents???, well this guy got some small revenge


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/burger-king-customer-buys-23-apple-pies-teach-screaming-child-lesson-article-1.1898539

Frigga_92

Yamanoto wrote: »

That frickin' helmet of hair on Dawn O'Porter.

Actually if truth be told, all other parts of Dawn O'Porter irk me too.

I was sitting here reading that thinking "is her name not Dawn Porter?" so googled it for clarification and well holy god, it's Dawn O'Porter after getting married to your man. Seems very odd to me.

Chance The Rapper

When the page loads just as you're clicking refresh

Boom_Bap

I wouldn't be one to visit a church that often, but have had 2 funerals in the past 4 days to go to.

Where the pew's always a torture device? They are rowed too close together, so I cannot stand up straight. My ankle tight up against the kneely down yokie, and my calves against the seat, with my knees bent.

It doesn't help that I went for a massive run yesterday and haven't drank enough water, bloody muscles cramping up while looked into these devices that are straight out of Saw.

Hotfail.com

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I wouldn't be one to visit a church that often, but have had 2 funerals in the past 4 days to go to.

Where the pew's always a torture device? They are rowed too close together, so I cannot stand up straight. My ankle tight up against the kneely down yokie, and my calves against the seat, with my knees bent.

It doesn't help that I went for a massive run yesterday and haven't drank enough water, bloody muscles cramping up while looked into these devices that are straight out of Saw.

Mass is meant to be torturous, the shíte seats make it even worse.

eisenberg1

Tumbleweed

Sadderday

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Mass is meant to be torturous, the shíte seats make it even worse.

........ just say you were there, standing at the back .....

tell everyone it was a lovely service.

Czarcasm

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Mass is meant to be torturous, the shíte seats make it even worse.

Ahh you're going to the wrong church lads. The one I go to it's all plush seats and knee rests, flat screen tv's on all the pillars so you don't miss a minute of the priests chalice work close up...

They do tend to pass the baskets around twice though, like they didn't understand "get bent" the first time, and then there was that one church where the guy stood at the end of the pew with a box attached to a stick, shoving it in along the row of people. He picked the wrong guy to try the humiliating staring game with! :pac:


Aaanyway, I bought a DVD there for the young lad, and they have this new "Ultraviolet Digital Copy" technology on them now, that basically allows you to watch the movie on any of your digital devices. Great idea, in theory.

Until you read the instructions -

1. Go to http://ultraviolet.flixster.com/uk/bigfacedaffy

2. Follow the steps to create your free Flixster and Ultraviolet accounts

3. Enter the redemption code below to start enjoying your episodes


You have to create two separate accounts with two separate services just to do something that should be a simple, streamlined process?

Go and shìte tbh, more effort than it's worth, and I already have trouble keeping control over my inbox without even more junk mail! :rolleyes:

Aglomerado

Bloody Sky ringing me every day, nearly twice a day trying to sell me Sports or Movies. I have the mobile phone on silent while at work so when I see there is a missed call during work hours, it's always them!

I emailed them last week to get myself taken off their call list, as well as changing my online account settings to email contact only. I got a lovely reply back assuring me this would be done.

Today at 11.19 am, guess what??? :mad::mad::mad:

I'm going to have to take the phone off silent, answer it the next time it rings and suggest that I may need to cancel my subscription if they don't stop badgering me. It's only a month since I last spoke to them!

(Without being arsey to the call centre person...they're only following a list they're given!!)

LynnGrace

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I was sitting here reading that thinking "is her name not Dawn Porter?" so googled it for clarification and well holy god, it's Dawn O'Porter after getting married to your man. Seems very odd to me.

Yes, I think it was supposed to be funny, seeing as she married an Oirish man. I know very little about her but that helmet of hair annoys me, trivially.

eisenberg1

LynnGrace wrote: »

Yes, I think it was supposed to be funny, seeing as she married an Oirish man. I know very little about her but that helmet of hair annoys me, trivially.

Probably name the first kid Gallon or something as stupid. He drive me n uts as well, I find him about as funny as piles.

Frigga_92

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

Pumpkinseeds

Dial Hard wrote: »

Claudia Winkleman too. She can't possibly be able to see anything from uder that fringe.

I don't trust fringes. They don't do anything but age women and I always suspect that they're hiding things like scars or wrinkles

LynnGrace

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

Same here.

Maximus Alexander

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

That'll teach you to try and ingratiate yourself to others!

Hotfail.com

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

It's happening to everyone, they said they're looking into it on the site development forum.

It's fixed me for me now... :pac:

Skullface McGubbin

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

I thought it was just my computer acting up after clearing malware the day before.

Czarcasm

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

LynnGrace wrote: »

Same here.

They've identified the problem, and Pablo over in Site Dev is working on the issue -

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057267129/

Czarcasm

Hotfail.com wrote: »

It's happening to everyone, they said they're looking into it on the site development forum.

It's fixed me for me now... :pac:

Damn touch site, slow as a sheep wearing wellies... not that I'd know of course, friend of a friend

Maximus Alexander

I thanked the crap out of Czarcasm's post and it didn't refresh. I win the internet.

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

They've identified the problem, and Pablo over in Site Dev is working on the issue -

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057267129/

That boy doesn't get half enough Reward Pellets. :cool:

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

Damn touch site, slow as a sheep wearing wellies... not that I'd know of course, friend of a friend

On that note....a friend once told me that the best way to have sex with a sheep, was to flip the sheep on it's back, that way you can kiss it as well.:D

deise08

eisenberg1 wrote: »

On that note....a friend once told me that the best way to have sex with a sheep, was to flip the sheep on it's back, that way you can kiss it as well.:D

A friend told you?

Pumpkinseeds

Teenagers. If you're harassing my pets and I tell you to fcuk off, then fcuk off, do not give me attitude or I will put my foot up your hole if you lay a finger on my pets.

deise08

That my aged parents have gotten a letter from revenue and are confused between the household charge and the property tax and now must pay €200 from 2012.

czechlin

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Everytime I "thank" somebody it reloads the page

It's been driving me nuts today! :mad:

Captain Flaps

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Teenagers. If you're harassing my pets and I tell you to fcuk off, then fcuk off, do not give me attitude or I will put my foot up your hole if you lay a finger on my pets.

There's a story there :pac:

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Teenagers. If you're harassing my pets and I tell you to fcuk off, then fcuk off, do not give me attitude or I will put my foot up your hole if you lay a finger on my pets.

<Darth Vader breathing> Sister?? </Darth Vader breathing>

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

On that note....a friend once told me that the best way to have sex with a sheep, was to flip the sheep on it's back, that way you can kiss it as well.:D

:eek:

So sheepshaggers are real!?


Actually, I don't wanna know :pac:

Czarcasm

Captain Flaps wrote: »

There's a story there :pac:

^ As usernames go, that ones a beauty!