Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

smash

I'd like to point out for the record that I do not have silky smooth legs...

Pumpkinseeds

Deleted User wrote: »

That's a lot of check.

Burbury?

Don't forget the pimp cane, or are they out of fashion now?

Lyaiera

jimgoose wrote: »

You'd probably be better off using a blowlamp.

I'd say you'd be hard pressed to find a woman (or cyclist) who hasn't had that little thought play across their mind.

Paddy Cow

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People who pour milk into their tea before removing the teabag. It's just... wrong

Worse than that is putting the milk in before the water :eek:

Mr. CooL ICE

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Worse than that is putting the milk in before the water :eek:

*puts fingers in ears* NA NA NA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NA NA NA

Maximus Alexander

smash wrote: »

I'd like to point out for the record that I do not have silky smooth legs...

My legs are nearly as hairy as my head. And I've a thick head of hair.

All this talk about tea abuse is upsetting me.

I love my tea I do.

Maximus Alexander

Candie wrote: »

All this talk about tea abuse is upsetting me.

I love my tea I do.

When I get home I'm going to have a nice big mug of tea. There's lots of tea in the office, but for some reason it's nothing like the tea at home. I have your post for making me think of doing this and thus having it to look forward to.

This totally flies in the face of the thread topic though.

Gongoozler

These Luas works are causing mayhem in the city centre

Plus people who capitalise Luas to LUAS, it's a word, it doesn't start for something.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

When I get home I'm going to have a nice big mug of tea. There's lots of tea in the office, but for some reason it's nothing like the tea at home. I have your post for making me think of doing this and thus having it to look forward to.

This totally flies in the face of the thread topic though.

Tea abuse is annoying though, though perhaps not trivially so.

Here's something to annoy you:

http://thirstyforteadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/cereal-milk-tea-sq1.jpg

The horror.

LizzieJones

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Worse than that is putting the milk in before the water :eek:

Who needs milk? Drink it black and unsweetened.

MJ23

The countdown to the December holiday season.
Scary movies that are not a bit scary.
Fake people.
Obsession with the latest phones, Galaxy S5, M8 etc. I dont care.
Severe overplaying of Ads on the telly. Trivago, West Coast Cooler, Sky Sports for €1, Hotels combined with that Eejit on the floor with all the laptops.
Football season is back, 20 updates a day on stuff I have no interest in.
The same brand of beer in a bottle versus a can. Heineken is rotten out of a bottle and has a smell of farts from it, cans of Heineken are lovely.

smash

Tea drinkers are so sensitive. I couldn't care less how my low fat macha machochino is made.

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

I'd like to point out for the record that I do not have silky smooth legs...

There was me fantasizing about your lovely smooth silky legs.

Just for the record, I don't either. :pac:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Tea drinkers are so sensitive. I couldn't care less how my low fat macha machochino is made.

Ugh, get out! That just screams handbags and drama.

Americano all the way.

Plus tea, I love tea!

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

There was me fantasizing about your lovely smooth silky legs.

That's why fantasies are awesome... Cos the truth hurts baby!

Fat Christy wrote: »

Just for the record, I don't either. :pac:

You're your own walking talking chastity belt!

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

You're your own walking talking chastity belt!

All I need to do is buy a pair of crocs. :pac:

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

All I need to do is buy a pair of crocs. :pac:

So we can see your hairy toes :pac:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

So we can see your hairy toes :pac:

No, because it's a step up from a chastity belt. :pac:

nicki11

LizzieJones wrote: »

Who needs milk? Drink it black and unsweetened.

The horror it's tea not espresso also what is with this fruity tea phase all the women I know are going through, it's hot strawberry water not tea and my granny keeps forgetting that I hate it and every second cup is some weird tea, she even put milk in it last time :-0

LizzieJones

nicki11 wrote: »

The horror it's tea not espresso also what is with this fruity tea phase all the women I know are going through, it's hot strawberry water not tea and my granny keeps forgetting that I hate it and every second cup is some weird tea, she even put milk in it last time :-0

I hate that fruity tea. It will never come close to my beloved Typhoo. Herbal tea pretty much sucks too though I don't mind a cup of mint tea in the cold winters here from time to time.

Lyaiera

nicki11 wrote: »

The horror it's tea not espresso also what is with this fruity tea phase all the women I know are going through, it's hot strawberry water not tea and my granny keeps forgetting that I hate it and every second cup is some weird tea, she even put milk in it last time :-0

I think it's just a general rule that no cupboard is complete with a collection of herbal teas no-one wants to go near because they're not actual tea or coffee.

wivy

PRAMS and BUGGIES >:(
Bloody hate them! Go on RAM it up my heels why don't ya!

smash

Fruity tea... This one help you sleep, this one helps your tummy, this ones for a detox... Here, I'll sell you this tea flavoured tea, it gives you superpowers and it's only €19.99

smash

wivy wrote: »

PRAMS and BUGGIES >:(
Bloody hate them! Go on RAM it up my heels why don't ya!

Even worse: go on there, wheel your buggy on to the road so you can see past that parked car!

Fat Christy

Lads, this is beyond a joke at this stage. Went to get into the shower and there was another spider in the corner right above the fcuking shower. It's either Henry back from the dead or Fat Tony.

If there is one there tomorrow, I'm gonna lose the rag. Why that corner? :mad: If ye are wondering why it's been raining soo much, it's because I have been busy washing spiders down the drain. I'm not even giving them the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Pumpkinseeds

Lyaiera wrote: »

I think it's just a general rule that no cupboard is complete with a collection of herbal teas no-one wants to go near because they're not actual tea or coffee.

Don't even go there about cupboards full of tea. My husband loves tea and there's at least a third of one of our main food cupboards taken up with various types of tea.:mad:

Kirby42

Long fingernails! Ewwww

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

Lads, this is beyond a joke at this stage. Went to get into the shower and there was another spider in the corner right above the fcuking shower. It's either Henry back from the dead or Fat Tony.

If there is one there tomorrow, I'm gonna lose the rag. Why that corner? :mad: If ye are wondering why it's been raining soo much, it's because I have been busy washing spiders down the drain. I'm not even giving them the benefit of the doubt anymore.

If there is a spider there tomorrow you might as well move. Don't bother packing. Just leave everything there and get out with your life.

Fat Christy

Kirby42 wrote: »

Long fingernails! Ewwww

I like long fingernails on the women but not during sexy time.

Fat Christy

LizzieJones wrote: »

If there is a spider there tomorrow you might as well move. Don't bother packing. Just leave everything there and get out with your life.

And burn the house down? :pac:

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

I like long fingernails on the women but not during sexy time.

Long fingernails are not fun during sexy time, especially if one of your own catches him in a tender bodily part.

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

And burn the house down? :pac:

Might as well burn the whole town down.

smash

smash wrote: »

Fruity tea... This one help you sleep, this one helps your tummy, this ones for a detox... Here, I'll sell you this tea flavoured tea, it gives you superpowers and it's only €19.99

Pish!!

gugleguy

Fat Christy wrote: »

: If ye are wondering why it's been raining soo much, it's because I have been busy washing spiders down the drain.

See the positive side Christy:spider webs look cool in the wet - great photgraphy
!

LizzieJones

gugleguy wrote: »

See the positive side Christy:spider webs look cool in the wet - great photgraphy
!

Don't give the spiders any ideas.

Ted_YNWA

Plug the phone into charger.

Head away to do a few things about the house.

Come back to phone phone hour or so later & still dead.

Never turned on the switch at the plug.


:mad::mad:

Pumpkinseeds

Making a big girls blouse of myself:o I was watching the Happy Prince earlier, I always get all weepy watching it, have never managed to watch it all in one sitting. There I was watching it, knowing what was going to happen and subjecting myself to yet more emotional scarring.

I could feel the big chest heaving sobs starting so I had to change the channel and leave the room for a few minutes. I don't do crying.

The Princess Bride

I hate when people give wrong directions to their house.*
@ 1st crossroads, take a left- then @ T Junction, take the right.
Turns out I should've turned left @ the 2nd crossroads, and taken the next right!

This is the 3rd time in the last fortnight, I've been given wrong directions-Hope these folk never need emergency services.

*Rural Ireland - sat nav would've brought me to a bog.

fussyonion

Having unexpected guests while you're cooking.

I was starving for my dinner and I had the mix for burritos on the pan cooking away. Wraps in the microwave waiting to be heated up and salad stuff in bowls.

Knock on door, guests came in, settled in for two hours and I waited, stomach growling while burrito mix turned to sludge on the stove.
Hadn't enough to share round and didn't want to eat in front of them.

smash

fussyonion wrote: »

Having unexpected guests while you're cooking.

Or when you're in the shower! :mad:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Or when you're in the shower! :mad:

Tell me about it!! :mad:

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

Tell me about it!! :mad:

But I'm talking about actual visitors, not perverted spiders with a fetish for hairy chicks :pac:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

But I'm talking about actual visitors, not perverted spiders with a fetish for hairy chicks :pac:

Ahaha, I knew what you meant. :pac:

I wanted to make a funny and now you made me look like a tit.

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ahaha, I knew what you meant. :pac:

I wanted to make a funny and now you made me look like a tit.

Haha. I knew what you meant too, it's just a laugh to poke fun :P

Crumpets

When the cat keeps changing her mind about which brand of cat food she likes. She's the fussiest little thing ever. I just can't keep up with her demands.

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Haha. I knew what you meant too, it's just a laugh to poke fun :P

Not for me it isn't, you meany.

I'm trivially annoyed at everyone picking on me.

Fat Christy

Crumpets wrote: »

When the cat keeps changing her mind about which brand of cat food she likes. She's the fussiest little thing ever. I just can't keep up with her demands.

You need to show that pussy whose boss!

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

You need to show that pussy whose boss!

That's what she said!

Boom!!!

berrygood

People who refuse to put dvds back in the case. What is wrong with you?!! So many of them are now only fit for the bin. I hope Satan sticks a nice big pitchfork right up your backside! :mad: :mad: