Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

dub_skav

czechlin wrote: »

So I was told that it's the International Female Orgasm Day today... I guess that's a happy day for almost everyone, right?

Is Meg Ryan the official spokeswoman?

Maximus Alexander

Ugh, I was gonna go home after work, plop onto the sofa, stick on my couch pants and crack open a beer.

Now it sounds like I'll have to give the OH an orgasm. :mad:

Ninjini

Finding myself singing along to a 5 seconds of summer song.

I'm not sixteen, I should be immune to this catchy boyband $hit.

OldNotWIse

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ugh, I was gonna go home after work, plop onto the sofa, stick on my couch pants and crack open a beer.

Now it sounds like I'll have to give the OH an orgasm. :mad:

Oh no. Are your diamond shoes also too tight?

Boom_Bap

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ugh, I was gonna go home after work, plop onto the sofa, stick on my couch pants and crack open a beer.

Now it sounds like I'll have to give the OH an orgasm. :mad:

I'm just going to run Mrs. _Bap a bath and tell her to give herself a hammering with the shower head.

Colser

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ugh, I was gonna go home after work, plop onto the sofa, stick on my couch pants and crack open a beer.

Now it sounds like I'll have to give the OH an orgasm. :mad:

Many a man would love a beer and a kebab on a Friday night..:D

Pumpkinseeds

The Friday nightmare that is other people in the supermarket who can't tell left from right. They stop and go left, so being behind them you take evasive action, either that or crash into them, but no, of course they can't go left they then veer right:mad: Ass from elbow people, learn which is which before I ram you with my trolley.

czechlin

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ugh, I was gonna go home after work, plop onto the sofa, stick on my couch pants and crack open a beer.

Now it sounds like I'll have to give the OH an orgasm. :mad:

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm just going to run Mrs. _Bap a bath and tell her to give herself a hammering with the shower head.

Colser wrote: »

Many a man would love a beer and a kebab on a Friday night..:D

Note to self: Think before you post something. What have I done...:pac:

Gongoozler

Actually just heard someone in my office use revert correctly!

Maximus Alexander

Gongoozler wrote: »

Actually just heard someone in my office use revert correctly!

I will look in to your query and revert back into a fetus later.

Colser

czechlin wrote: »

Note to self: Think before you post something. What have I done...:pac:

You have just confirmed that the trivial men are all talk and no action...:D:D

people who post ads on Gumtree Freetrade or Jumbletown saying they have crutches if anyone wants them.

FFS, give them back to the hospital or clinic or wherever you bloody got them. Such bloody waste. They should be fined for not giving them back.

:mad:

the purple tin

Sticky or wet bars. When bar staff put your change right into a puddle on the bar :mad:

dub_skav

Jake1 wrote: »

people who post ads on Gumtree Freetrade or Jumbletown saying they have crutches if anyone wants them.

FFS, give them back to the hospital or clinic or wherever you bloody got them. Such bloody waste. They should be fined for not giving them back.

:mad:

As far as I know a clinic cannot reissue them though, so giving them away is the only way they can get another use.

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

people who post ads on Gumtree Freetrade or Jumbletown saying they have crutches if anyone wants them.

FFS, give them back to the hospital or clinic or wherever you bloody got them. Such bloody waste. They should be fined for not giving them back.

:mad:

I recall someone telling me that the hospitals/clinics wont take them back....it may have been a dream though:D

Just saw the above post, so I guess I wasn't dreaming.

Slightly different twist, I know someone who went to Lourdes, and had their wheelchair stolen, really.

Pumpkinseeds

I was trying to be good and get some healthier snacks for the weekend. But no, of course Dunnes didn't have the barbecue popchip crisps or the 6 big bag pack of popcorn, as usual. It really annoys me that there were tons of packs of salt and vinegar popchips(they taste crappy) and the smaller packs of popcorn are a pain to keep opening packs.

I can cope with not being able to have a drink, although sometimes I could really murder some alcohol, it's like a little life buffer that even if you don't drink you know you have the option of drinking, I can't do that anymore:(, but it's harder when I can't find some yummy lower cal snacks for the weekend. We're having a marathon of the second series of Twin Peaks tonight and pineapple juice alone just won't cut it.

Maximus Alexander

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I can cope with not being able to have a drink, although sometimes I could really murder some alcohol, it's like a little life buffer that even if you don't drink you know you have the option of drinking, I can't do that anymore:(, but it's harder when I can't find some yummy lower cal snacks for the weekend. We're having a marathon of the second series of Twin Peaks tonight and pineapple juice alone just won't cut it.

Proper coffee and a variety of teas works for me in lieu of alcohol whenever I choose to abstain. Worth a try - pick up some earl grey, peppermint tea, chamomile tea or whatever sounds interesting. Get a cafetiere and some decent grounds.

I mean, maybe I'm just a weirdo but I'd happily drink them all evening.

As for popcorn, can you not just get a big bowl, some kernels and pop then yourself?

Aglomerado

Friday afternoons in work. They are always dead quiet in the area I work in and time drags on forever. To make matters worse I am here on my own meaning I can't leave as early as I normally do (colleague who prefers to work late took the afternoon off...)

Pumpkinseeds

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Proper coffee and a variety of teas works for me in lieu of alcohol whenever I choose to abstain. Worth a try - pick up some earl grey, peppermint tea, chamomile tea or whatever sounds interesting. Get a cafetiere and some decent grounds.

I mean, maybe I'm just a weirdo but I'd happily drink them all evening.

As for popcorn, can you not just get a big bowl, some kernels and pop then yourself?

I'm not really a tea person, we have a cupboard full of different types of teas and coffees, my husband loves both. We have all the coffee gadgets. I even have a popcorn maker but my husband uses it because I think the popcorn just tastes like cardboard from it and I don't like the microwave popcorn. Not that I'm fussy or anything

Maximus Alexander

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I'm not really a tea person, we have a cupboard full of different types of teas and coffees, my husband loves both. We have all the coffee gadgets. I even have a popcorn maker but my husband uses it because I think the popcorn just tastes like cardboard from it and I don't like the microwave popcorn. Not that I'm fussy or anything

Forget the microwave and popcorn maker, big steel pot and a little bit of olive oil is your only man.

jimgoose

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Forget the microwave and popcorn maker, big steel pot and a little bit of olive oil real buther is your only man.

What're you, some class of an Eye-tallan??

Maximus Alexander

jimgoose wrote: »

What're you, some class of an Eye-tallan??

We were talking about healthy snacks. :P

jimgoose

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

We were talking about healthy snacks. :P

But shure they're saying now that full-fat dairy butter is nearly the best of the whole lot. Talk about coming full-circle! Actually, that's annoying as well - shítheads on the radio with Views influencing what whole populations eat. Buggeroffoutovvitori'llhoofyawanindeballacks!! :mad:

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

What're you, some class of an Eye-tallan??

A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says to the barman "Five pints please"

Badoom tish.

Maximus Alexander

jimgoose wrote: »

But shure they're saying now that full-fat dairy butter is nearly the best of the whole lot.

Is that not all coming from your man whose trying to flog coffee though?

jimgoose

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Is that not all coming from your man whose trying to flog coffee though?

Tony Head? Nah, he doesn't really give a rattlin' about coffee, he just wants Sharon Maughan's kebab!

Paddy Cow

Jake1 wrote: »

people who post ads on Gumtree Freetrade or Jumbletown saying they have crutches if anyone wants them.

FFS, give them back to the hospital or clinic or wherever you bloody got them. Such bloody waste. They should be fined for not giving them back.

:mad:

They won't take them back for health and safety reasons. I needed crutches for less than a week and when I brought them back they told me to keep them. Apparently it would cost more to sterilise and test them than to replace them.

dub_skav

Paddy Cow wrote: »

They won't take them back for health and safety reasons. I needed crutches for less than a week and when I brought them back they told me to keep them. Apparently it would cost more to sterilise and test them than to replace them.

Eek, what had you done to them

OldNotWIse

Going for two weeks

Paddy Cow

dub_skav wrote: »

Eek, what had you done to them

They got possessed by a ghost who ran up and down the stairs with them.