Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Pumpkinseeds

People who don't wash bottles before taking them to the bottle bank. I fecking hate them. It attracts wasps who then attack you when you try to put your bottles in. I've to bring some down this week and I know they'll go for me again. Fcuks sake rinse the bottles out people.

Rubberlegs

Couples using pet names for each other like "honey", "sweetheart", or worst of all "babe/baby". It's so goddamn creepy, so American, and makes me want to vomit. Seriously, calling a grown adult "baby"?

Maximus Alexander

73Cat wrote: »

Couples using pet names for each other like "honey", "sweetheart", or worst of all "babe/baby". It's so goddamn creepy, so American, and makes me want to vomit. Seriously, calling a grown adult "baby"?

Single? :pac:

Rubberlegs

Haha, no! Just not a creep:P

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

Like something you'd read in "Fifty Shades..."

If you read "Fifty Shades...":D

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

B

Lexie, gotta love that edit button;)

eisenberg1

Lyaiera wrote: »

It's annoying that Pringles marketing tagline runs counter to the crisps unique selling point that they can be easily resealed.

Kind of like the recipes for leftover wine, WTF is leftover wine???

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

73Cat wrote: »

Couples using pet names for each other like "honey", "sweetheart", or worst of all "babe/baby". It's so goddamn creepy, so American, and makes me want to vomit. Seriously, calling a grown adult "baby"?

Need a relationship like ours, where he's "bastardjaws" and I'm "mush". True love!!

Rubberlegs

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Need a relationship like ours, where he's "bastardjaws" and I'm "mush". True love!!

Love it!! , I'm "wench", and he is "prick". If he ever called me baby, he'd get my size 4 up the arse:P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Do guys say baby in day to day surroundings? I've never been called baby except for in bed. I'd be really weirded out if he came home bein all like "hi baby". Ugh. I use babe when I'm being condescending, so it wouldn't be a "pet name".
"Did you change the sheets/fix my laptop/put out the bins? No? Oh right, cheers babe! I'll do it myself". Honey, I'd use sometimes but it's mostly bastardjaws tbh

gramar

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Kind of like the recipes for leftover wine, WTF is leftover wine???

You think that's bad. The other day in 'trivial things than make you happy' I read this

"I lobbed a load of stuff in a bowl on Saturday evening and I made Eton Mess. Oh dear God it was unreal"

Before I googled it I thought Eton mess was the leftovers of a **** at a posh boarding school.

yeppydeppy

http://orthoinfo.aaos.org/topic.cfm?topic=a00006 - I've one of these at the base of my finger - it's not sore or anything just annoying knowing it's there.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...he's "bastardjaws" and I'm "mush". True love!!

I approve of this. :cool:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Starving with the hunger and being too much of a lazy git to do anything about it. I keep thinking about getting up having a shower and going for food and in my head it seems like a wonderful plan, but I am Still in bed and too hungry to wash first, so the second option is crawl downstairs and eat something yummy, but the effort. It might as well be a million miles away. I feel light headed I'm so hungry but being lazy trumps that

Sadderday

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Starving with the hunger and being too much of a lazy git to do anything about it. I keep thinking about getting up having a shower and going for food and in my head it seems like a wonderful plan, but I am Still in bed and too hungry to wash first, so the second option is crawl downstairs and eat something yummy, but the effort. It might as well be a million miles away. I feel light headed I'm so hungry but being lazy trumps that

Dominoes !

gugleguy

Lexie, your post trivially amused me. Keep up this sort of material.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd still have to go answer the door though
Kind of tempted to text the oh being all like come home, it's an emergency and then having him bring me toast

Sadderday

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd still have to go answer the door though
Kind of tempted to text the oh being all like come home, it's an emergency and then having him bring me toast

tell him you've shaved n he'll race home

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Starving with the hunger and being too much of a lazy git to do anything about it. I keep thinking about getting up having a shower and going for food and in my head it seems like a wonderful plan, but I am Still in bed and too hungry to wash first, so the second option is crawl downstairs and eat something yummy, but the effort. It might as well be a million miles away. I feel light headed I'm so hungry but being lazy trumps that

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Sadderday wrote: »

tell him you've shaved n he'll race home

Gway he'd race home quicker if he thought someone was holding his play station hostage

LynnGrace

Just found paint on the door of my car, someone scraped / bashed off it and fecked off. Grrr.

Maximus Alexander

Staying up too late watching TV and then being super tired in work at 17:15. :mad:

Griever931

My fondness for procrastination.

keano_afc

Just missing a call from someone on your mobile, calling them back instantly and they dont answer. Seriously, where have you gone in the intervening 5 seconds?

eisenberg1

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Staying up too late watching TV and then being super tired in work at 17:15. :mad:

Especially when its crap....

Griever931 wrote: »

My fondness for procrastination.

Look, can we talk about this another day:D

Zadok

Plugging your mobile in to charge only to realise a few hours later that you hadn't turned the socket on at the wall.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Having no willpower, why can't I just start acting my age? Finally crawled out of bed at 4:30, dying with a hangover, smelly and hungry. Clawed my way to the shower and washed myself with shampoo because it was the nearest bottle to me. Got dressed and headed into town for something to eat.

That something is apples. Crushed up ones. In a glass, with ice. Bleh!

Hotfail.com

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having no willpower, why can't I just start acting my age? Finally crawled out of bed at 4:30, dying with a hangover, smelly and hungry. Clawed my way to the shower and washed myself with shampoo because it was the nearest bottle to me. Got dressed and headed into town for something to eat.

That something is apples. Crushed up ones. In a glass, with ice. Bleh!

I love apple smoothies.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My poor head isn't smoothie the next day after them though! That'd another trivial annoyance! A lady I had in work one day told me about her Italian boyfriend and how that when he's back in Italy they can drink lots of wine that doesn't give hangovers but still gets you drunk. I need this in my life

gugleguy

LexieOnRale wrote: »

.............smelly and hungry.

I can’t wait until smellovision is introduced on boards.