Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

eisenberg1

This thread is beginning to sound like a retirement home. Maybe rename it "Shady Pines"

My gout is acting up again....

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

This thread is beginning to sound like a retirement home. Maybe rename it "Shady Pines"

My gout is acting up again....

Matlock! We want MAAATLOCK!!!

shruikan2553

Salmon weir bridge in Galway. I'm on the edge of the footpath, we have 3 options, get behind your friend, I walk on the busy narrow road, I walk through you. Guess which I'm going to choose if you don't get out of the way you stupid bitch?

bodhrandude

Why does shower gel and shampoo not taste the same as it smells, some of it smells like dessert or fruit cocktail, you'd think they would make an edible one that you can drink and eat too.

Crumpets

bodhrandude wrote: »

Why does shower gel and shampoo not taste the same as it smells, some of it smells like dessert or fruit cocktail, you'd think they would make an edible one that you can drink and eat too.

:eek:

Someone get this person a pizza!

gugleguy

eisenberg1 wrote: »

This thread is beginning to sound like a retirement home. Maybe rename it "Shady Pines"

My gout is acting up again....

Which moderator should be nominated as matron?
This sort of movie is missing from Carry On series.

KERSPLAT!

gugleguy wrote: »

Which moderator should be nominated as matron?
This sort of movie is missing from Carry On series.

/pushes Ruu forward

PeteFalk78

Far Left, fake outage from people at events that doesn't/shouldn't concern them and over the top political correctness.

smash

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I've never broken anything because I am invincible.

On the contrary, I've broken everything and I'm still alive... Therefor I'm invincible!

Maximus Alexander

smash wrote: »

On the contrary, I've broken everything and I'm still alive... Therefor I'm invincible!

Maybe we're both invincible but I'm a less painful type of invincible.

eisenberg1

gugleguy wrote: »

Which moderator should be nominated as matron?
This sort of movie is missing from Carry On series.

"For the last time, its not an old folks home, IT IS A FCUKING RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!"...........Tony Soprano.:D

I hate when the bus pulls in to a stop on a normal 2 lane road, and the cars in front of me are all able to pull out and overtake it, but as soon as I try and do it there will either be traffic coming the other way and I'll have to wait behind the bus, or else the bus driver will stick on his right indicator at the awkward moment and I have to speed up to get around him before he starts moving.

Mariasofia

That I went for a 40 minute walk earlier and have now counteracted it with a walnut whip!

honeygirl

Mariasofia wrote: »

That I went for a 40 minute walk earlier and have now counteracted it with a walnut whip!

I do that all the time:( I have no willpower.

KERSPLAT!

Mariasofia wrote: »

That I went for a 40 minute walk earlier and have now counteracted it with a walnut whip!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmqJQ-nc_s

honeygirl

It annoys me that no matter how much I clean I still keep finding the biggest spiders in my house. Not only do they annoy me but the frighten the **** out of me aswell.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The fact I have no willpower. I went for a walk earlier dressed like a howiya, walked as far as town and have been in the pub ever since. Am I a man?

Crumpets

Mariasofia wrote: »

That I went for a 40 minute walk earlier and have now counteracted it with a walnut whip!

I'm a divil for that!

deise08

When you stand up too quick, or when you're getting out of the car and you pull a muscle in your groin.
( at least I think that's where it's called.)
Please tell me that it happens to other people, it's nearly a daily occurance with me.
When your hip cracks.
When you're driving and you feel you need to crack your knee. You have to press in and out on the accelerator (or motion beside it) until it does click.
Please tell me ye know what I'm on about
I'm only 33! so it's not old age

Frigga_92

Watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and knowing I'll never experience food like that in Ireland

eisenberg1

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and knowing I'll never experience food like that in Ireland

You would dead in a month , but man, what a way to go:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

B

SlowBlowin

My biggest annoyance in life is the fact that companies who make cupcakes use a crinkled edge on the foil "cup", which when you pull off takes 5% of the topping with it.

You would think with us being able to land on the moon and send probes to other planets we could get the @%$^ing cup cake issue resolved.

SB

Fireblade77

MiloDublin wrote: »

When journalist speak of the situation 'on the ground'. Where else can be be referring to?

But why should reality on the ground be any different to reality anywhere else? Does the development community operate across parallel dimensions or something? Funny you should say that. The phrase is generally used to distinguish between what's happening in practice, according to evidence gleaned at first hand, and what's happening in theory, according to evidence gleaned from reports written by Geneva-based suits and ivory tower-based academics

evo2000

People leaving doors open really grinds my gears! "WERE YEAH BORN IN A BARN WERE YEAH!!!!" lol

Lyaiera

It's annoying that Pringles marketing tagline runs counter to the crisps unique selling point that they can be easily resealed.

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The fact I have no willpower. I went for a walk earlier dressed like a howiya, walked as far as town and have been in the pub ever since. Am I a man?

A fella I saw a few minutes ago reminded me of this post.
Nice sunny morning, runners on, running shorts, t-shirt off, chest glistening with sweat and smoking a fag as he walked along!

Czarcasm

gramar wrote: »

A fella I saw a few minutes ago reminded me of this post.
Nice sunny morning, runners on, running shorts, t-shirt off, chest glistening with sweat and smoking a fag as he walked along!

Like something you'd read in "Fifty Shades..."

Sadderday

deise08 wrote: »

When you stand up too quick, or when you're getting out of the car and you pull a muscle in your groin.
( at least I think that's where it's called.)
Please tell me that it happens to other people, it's nearly a daily occurance with me.
When your hip cracks.
When you're driving and you feel you need to crack your knee. You have to press in and out on the accelerator (or motion beside it) until it does click.
Please tell me ye know what I'm on about
I'm only 33! so it's not old age

25 dollface.... cracking hips and weird locky cracky knees.... even crackly elbows when changing gears, we probably need to be drinking more milk!

gugleguy

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"For the last time, its not an old folks home, IT IS A FCUKING RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!"...........Tony Soprano.:D

I’ll be like Tony Soprano at the end of the last series, sticking my gun out the window.