Let's be honest - It's money time...

flanna01

Ok Fur ball's....

Looking at the crime statistic's, it's about time I gave the peasants a few bob in their pockets..

I have decided to grace this forum once again. The decision was difficult, as Squire's of my calibre rarely stoop so low as to actually converse with the working class rabble...

However, in the interest of boxing, and to help ye get over the Garth Brooks fiasco, I present to you... Another Flanna spectacular..!!

This little treble will get you 15/1

And you will be collecting your beer tokens on Sunday fortnight morning...

Richard Commey
Erislandy Lara (Points win)
Dereck Chisora

The boxing guru hath spoken...

ThebitterLemon

Jesus Flanna,

You've had more comebacks than Bert Cooper

Good luck with it.

TbL

flanna01

Faint heart never won fair maiden my friend....

Last call for the 15/1 dead cert..

Don't blame me when your crying into your beer glasses... (Obviously that realistically means brown paper bags of cheap wine).

Get on - Get rich Fur Ball's!!

ThebitterLemon

How's the head this morning Bert

TbL

Talib Fiasco

Woops again

DuckHook

New thread same old ****ty result.

flanna01

Greetings my little scrotums.. It is with a heavy heart, that I grace this forum once again to post an apology..

The flanna dead cert was derailed by a criminal element... Yes my little fur ball's, the corrupted score cards did us again...

How can I fly like a phoenix when I'm surrounded by turkeys...??

Lara was a class act, he boxed better than Mayweather... But because the Golden boy cash cow couldn't win on merit, the criminal element had to intervene.... 117 - 111 score card?? Pleeease...

Anybody that seen the fight (sober), will agree that a total travesty of justice has occurred under our very noses... Yes my friends, a criminal act. Boxing is shamed again, and the thirsty go without drink a little longer...

So my little lambs, I sign off with an agitated heart... But I will return, the shepherd will not abandon his flock...

Until them fur balls...

Talib Fiasco

flanna01 wrote: »

Greetings my little scrotums.. It is with a heavy heart, that I grace this forum once again to post an apology..

The flanna dead cert was derailed by a criminal element... Yes my little fur ball's, the corrupted score cards did us again...

How can I fly like a phoenix when I'm surrounded by turkeys...??

Lara was a class act, he boxed better than Mayweather... But because the Golden boy cash cow couldn't win on merit, the criminal element had to intervene.... 117 - 111 score card?? Pleeease...

Anybody that seen the fight (sober), will agree that a total travesty of justice has occurred under our very noses... Yes my friends, a criminal act. Boxing is shamed again, and the thirsty go without dring a little longer...

So my little lambs, I sign off with an agitated heart... But I will return, the shepherd will not abandon his flock...

Until them fur balls...

Just buzzing kid, I admire you're persistence and courage...must start something up like this myself

Joeseph Balls

DuckHook wrote: »

New thread same old ****ty result.

Well give us yours there duckhook.

DuckHook

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

Well give us yours there duckhook.

I'll leave the picking to your "guru" I'm sure he can keep the losers coming for you.

Joeseph Balls

DuckHook wrote: »

I'll leave the picking to your "guru" I'm sure he can keep the losers coming for you.

I pick my own bets. One thing i dont do though, is take a light-hearted thread too seriously.

DuckHook

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

I pick my own bets. One thing i dont do though, is take a light-hearted thread too seriously.

Good for you.

flanna01

Greetings half wits.... After licking my wounds, I have decided that I cannot be beaten by corrupt judges. I must stand tall among these leeches of the sport, especially when it costs me money... And indeed drink for the unemployable..

As a humble man and modest man, I present to ye peasants another chance to enhance your miserable lives...

As the good Duckhook stated, I am the guru of this forum, although there are many pretenders.. (Weird name by the way.. You fit in well with the rest of the mentally deficient that haunt this section).

But without further ado.. Len me give you a 12/1 guaranteed Flanna spectacular:

Billy Joe Saunders (Win)
Dereck Chisora (Win)
Bryant Jennings (Win)
Gennady Golovkin (1-6)

Make arrangments to collect your drink money next Sunday morning....

Till then Fur Ball's...

ThebitterLemon

Flanna,

Bert Cooper ain't dead but your boxing betting extravaganza is as good as

TbL

flanna01

Bert Cooper eh....??

As I have often stated - 'Faint heart never won fair maiden'

I am surprised the human race hasn't died out, become extinct...

I didn't become the all knowing king pin, and respected guru of boxing without putting my bottom in the bacon slicer a time or two.... No Sir, I have stepped up to the plate numerous times, consolidating my status as a living legend, and heaped drink on the down trodden (working class types).

Anybody can post a comment after the curtain comes down, that's an easy swipe.... But as Joseph Gonads says... 'post a selection yourselves'...

I consider my most recent money spinner a no brainer, at 12/1 it's a modest punt, even for the minnions..

Billy Joe Saunders - Facing a hand picked opponent just to keep him busy.

Dereck Chisora - His trait is overhead swings - The punches that Fury always gets decked by... Fury is an overhyped idiot that needs schooling, his long list of nobodies has inflated his ego beyond belief... Chisora has fought Klitschko & Haye, either one of them amounts to more than Fury's entire opposition put together... Joey abell nearly finished him off last time....

Bryant Jennings - Unfortunately, Mike Perez is not in the same class here...

GGG - Won't need six rounds to dispatch a Darren barker victim... enough said.

So my little snot ball's, ye need to digest the words of the guru... Dip the Mother's, Wives, girlfriends handbags, get enough to place a good bet, trot to the bookies and invest in the 12/1 Flanna sure thing....

Talib Fiasco

flanna01 wrote: »

Bert Cooper eh....??

As I have often stated - 'Faint heart never won fair maiden'

I am surprised the human race hasn't died out, become extinct...

I didn't become the all knowing king pin, and respected guru of boxing without putting my bottom in the bacon slicer a time or two.... No Sir, I have stepped up to the plate numerous times, consolidating my status as a living legend, and heaped drink on the down trodden (working class types).

Anybody can post a comment after the curtain comes down, that's an easy swipe.... But as Joseph Gonads says... 'post a selection yourselves'...

I consider my most recent money spinner a no brainer, at 12/1 it's a modest punt, even for the minnions..

Billy Joe Saunders - Facing a hand picked opponent just to keep him busy.

Dereck Chisora - His trait is overhead swings - The punches that Fury always gets decked by... Fury is an overhyped idiot that needs schooling, his long list of nobodies has inflated his ego beyond belief... Chisora has fought Klitschko & Haye, either one of them amounts to more than Fury's entire opposition put together... Joey abell nearly finished him off last time....

Bryant Jennings - Unfortunately, Mike Perez is not in the same class here...

GGG - Won't need six rounds to dispatch a Darren barker victim... enough said.

So my little snot ball's, ye need to digest the words of the guru... Dip the Mother's, Wives, girlfriends handbags, get enough to place a good bet, trot to the bookies and invest in the 12/1 Flanna sure thing....

Yeah but Fury beat Chisora in a clear UD already...

ThebitterLemon

The only "no brainer" around here, ah no that's too obvious...

I kinda agree with you about Chisora, I'll think he'll knock him down at some stage, the big lump has shown he can get up and grope his way to a win though.

Best of luck with it

TbL

FTA69

Perez is a superior boxer to Jennings.

flanna01

There is a stir....

Talib (Something or other)... Chisora was two and a half stone heavier then, and most certainly not in love with boxing.. Do you follow boxing at all..?? You seem to share the same opinions as the wife.... Usually ridiculous, bordering on the idiotic...

The bitter fella - My long time sparring partner.. I read most of your posts last year (on different boxing threads), you know your stuff, I'll have to remove you from the moron brigade...

FTA69 = I would love Perez to win... A Cork Plastic Paddy blow in.... But when it comes down to pounds, shillings and pence.... It's got to be Jennings lad.. No doubt what so ever about that..

My friends... Get your dole cheques on the 12/1 shot....

Quit bitching and finding fault.... It's a sure thing...

The boxing guru will abandon his flock if ye don't show him some love..... (Why do I stoop so low...???)

Ye have less than one week to get rich Fur Ball's......

flanna01

If Chisora hadn't had his misfortune.... Ye would have availed of the 12/1 Flanna spectacular...

Fear thee not my little half wits, I will post another liver shrinking investment for ye shortly.....

I guess the vast majority of ye are having difficulties with sobriety.... ?? God forbid, ye'll be classed as available for employment next...!

Too Tough To Die

Lara lost.

Talib Fiasco

Too Tough To Die wrote: »

Lara lost.

Lara wasn't part of his last wager.

flanna01

Taliban - You need to keep up with the thread.... I assume you invested wisely on the previous Flanna Spectaculars?? Most of my little fur ball's are dry as a nun's crutch at the moment... You still seem to be in close proximity to a brown paper bag of liquid delight....?

Lara was many moon's ago.

flanna01

OK Furball's.. The man's back!

No doubt ye welfare spongers are in need of a financial boost... Especially before the Christmas season dawns upon ye!

As my legion of followers will confirm, last year I presented the Flanna Christmas Bonanza that reaped a 10/1 return for the dead beats of society, and indeed a merrier Christmas was had by all...

This year, I am giving the parasites of humanity a 12/1 Christmas cracker...!! That's right, I have taken in the water charges this year, so there will be no yuletide deterioration of Xmas spirit... (Obviously tongue in cheek... Ye pay bills.. Pleeease)

So here it is.. The 2014 12/1 Flanna Christmas cracker:

1) Sergey Kovalev - In fairness, this could result in a manslaughter charge. B-Hop will be retired after this.

2) Sergey Rabchenko - Anthony Mundine is just not at the races in this one..

3) Wladimir Klitshko - Pulev needs to get good insurance for this fight, we are talking premiership against a Sunday pub team...

4) James De Gale - This is just a keep busy fight, he thinks Froch is at the end of the tunnel (He isn't). But De Gale doesn't know that!

5) Nathen Cleverly - Before ye all start cribbin about this - we are talking Tony Bellew here... Get a grip! Cleverly all day long...

6) Chris Eubank Jr - This has to be the wager of the decade.... The bookies have got this one soooo wrong...

7) Tyson Fury - Chisora hasn't trained properly since the first fight was postponed.. I fancied him before that. Fury has lost his Uncle since then, there will be no prisoners taken by the travelling man.

So there it is my little bottom wipes. The magnificent 7 wager is guaranteed to bring money to the bar / liquor stores around Ireland.

Get on, get rich my little lambs.... The boxing guru hath spoken...

FTA69

Eubank is going to get schooled by Billy Joe. Aside from that your wager looks good.

flanna01

Chris Eubank Jr is the corner stone of the 12/1 Christmas Cracker.....

There's more chance of me and Jennifer Anniston starting a family on the Achill Islands, than Eubank getting beaten by BJ Saunders!!

Remember - I am the legendary boxing guru, my track record is proven.

Spazdarn

proven failure from the looks of it!

A lot of no brainers there, I'd favour Billy Joe over Eubank too.

walshb

I don't think Cleverly is a heavy favorite here. I think that match is a toss up.

Spazdarn

I don't think either have carried their power up with them, see it going a fairly similar way as last time.

FTA69

I think Cleverly is going to outbox Bellew with Bellew perhaps bullying a few rounds his way. Billy Joe is going to thoroughly outbox Eubank Jr, I'm convinced.

HigginsJ

I love your post's & I wish you the best, not for me though.

flanna01

Look.... I have given ye a 12/1 certainty, right in time for Christmas.

BJ Saunders is not a concern to me (Or any logical thinking boxing fan). My only concern (If I had one), would be what the lunatic Tyson Fury will bring to the table... In fairness, the man isn't the full picnic.

As the majority of contributors on this forum are hardent sherry drinkers, I would advise you to maybe buy a cheaper brand (namely vinegar), and invest your savings in the Flanna Christmas Bonanza - You know it makes sense.

flanna01

Greetings halfwits... Time is running out to invest heavily in the Flanna 12/1 spectacular... Don't be a wet arse. and step up to the plate... Did all the doubters (men of low esteem afraid to follow the boxing guru), witness the boxing last night..? Anything stand out... Like:

Chris Eubanks absolute destruction of his opponent without getting out of first gear........

My friends (tongue in cheek obviously), look at me as the ghost of Christmas liquor... Your investment today will ensure a very merry Christmas indeed... No more supping carbonated diesel for my little red nosed furball's... Only the best super strength German larger for my devotee's..

Of course, I understand ye parasites of humanity may not have the shillings to invest at the moment (Depending on the day the giro's are distributed), but fear thee not my little spongers of society... There is hope..

Make a rare exception, go and visit your dear old Mammy's down the local nursing home, raid her jewellery box, maybe arrange to have the rings on her fingers 'cleaned'..... Off you go the local 'we buy all gold' shop, cash in, and put it all on the flanna Christmas Cracker... It's a win, win situation...!!

Added bonus - If Mammy expires, no need to reimburse her (not that it was on the cards anyway).

Go forth and prosper my little dregs of society... The good days are nearly here...

DuckHook

flanna01 wrote: »

Greetings halfwits... Time is running out to invest heavily in the Flanna 12/1 spectacular... Don't be a wet arse. and step up to the plate... Did all the doubters (men of low esteem afraid to follow the boxing guru), witness the boxing last night..? Anything stand out... Like:

Chris Eubanks absolute destruction of his opponent without getting out of first gear........

My friends (tongue in cheek obviously), look at me as the ghost of Christmas liquor... Your investment today will ensure a very merry Christmas indeed... No more supping carbonated diesel for my little red nosed furball's... Only the best super strength German larger for my devotee's..

Of course, I understand ye parasites of humanity may not have the shillings to invest at the moment (Depending on the day the giro's are distributed), but fear thee not my little spongers of society... There is hope..

Make a rare exception, go and visit your dear old Mammy's down the local nursing home, raid her jewellery box, maybe arrange to have the rings on her fingers 'cleaned'..... Off you go the local 'we buy all gold' shop, cash in, and put it all on the flanna Christmas Cracker... It's a win, win situation...!!

Added bonus - If Mammy expires, no need to reimburse her (not that it was on the cards anyway).

Go forth and prosper my little dregs of society... The good days are nearly here...

You used to be kind of funny..tolerated even but this post is obnoxious.

flanna01

Oohh, poor Ducky...

My apologies.... Get your parents to check the post before you read it... Can't have Ducky getting his panties up in a bunch now can we? You know the content - Don't read it!

Vinegar wine for Ducky this Christmas....

DuckHook

flanna01 wrote: »

Oohh, poor Ducky...

My apologies.... Get your parents to check the post before you read it... Can't have Ducky getting his panties up in a bunch now can we? You know the content - Don't read it!

Vinegar wine for Ducky this Christmas....

.

You not getting enough attention at home?

flanna01

My dear Ducky... I don't want to publically embarrass you on this forum, your more than capable of doing that yourself..

Ya see, this is the deal.. If you have a back bone, take a punt on the 12/1 wager...

If you don't like this thread, and it offends your moral fibre... Why keep coming back???

I think your like one of these born again Christians that preach the gospel by day, and cruise the brothels by night.. A man that's torn between the righteous path, and the lure of sin city...

So Ducky... Stick to the moral high ground, and don't darken this den of iniquity again.. It's a pity we couldn't have been friends, you sound like a barrel of laugh's... not to worry.

As we shall never see you on my thread again, may I bid you a fond farewell... Farewell Ducky!!

magma69

flanna01 is my favourite poster on boards!

flanna01

Ok, my little cherubs....

The 12/1 Christmas cracker starts next weekend... It's money in the bank (Or hard liquor in the stomach for most).

The majority of the rabble have left the thread now, so it's down to business...

One week left to amass the necessary funds...

12/1 my little furball's.... This will be the second Christmas I have brought festive cheer to the wretched and miserable, by New Years day, ye'll all be in the market for new livers...

Get on, Get rich (basically translates to get drunk(er))

flanna01

Ok ye yellow livered, yellow bellies.... This is the last call!

Tonight kicks off the much anticipated 12/1 Flanna Christmas Cracker...

It's time for the remainder of ye doubters to grow a set, and march down to your local bookmakers... It will be too late when ye start crying into your warm can's of Dutch Gold...

Tonight, my little parasites of humanity, is the time to step up to the plate...

This is the last roll call.... The 12/1 winner starts this very night.... By the month's end, all participants will be swimming in money, cheap liquor and most probably soiled pants...

Get on, get rich....!!!

flanna01

One down, six to go....

Next one is this Wednesday down under...

Have faith my little snot ball's.....

prettyboy81

Flanna01 could show Keith Barry how this crystal ball works!

flanna01

Thank you for having the faith 'Prettyboy' -( A very modest chap aren't you...?? )

Keith Barry is a pretender.... Yes, my little wretched loafers, he speaks untruth's and expects the simpletons to buy into his despicable prophecies.... (Simpletons akin to in the general contributors of this forum..)

Alas, my little bottom wipes, ye are in the safe hands of the boxing betting shepherd... I shall not lead ye astray.. Instead, there will be riches for all that had the faith, stepped up to the plate (the bookies counter), and laid your hard earned dole money on the 12/1 Christmas Cracker...

The next winner of the Flanna spectacular is due to romp home within the next 48hrs..... I can smell the money from here.....

So long Fur ball's..

Strongbow10

agree with you on Eubank Jr.

Hes beating BJS, thats nailed on. Eubank Snr definately has a career as a matchmaker, and no way in hell he allows his son fight BJS unless he is 100% sure he can win.

Fully expect Eubank Jnr to win and to look really impressive doing so.

Has Chisora been taking the p*ss with his preparations for the Fury fight? A fully fit and focused Chisora beats Fury.

FTA69

Billy Joe is going to school him. Fact.

walshb

FTA69 wrote: »

Billy Joe is going to school him. Fact.

Tickle him into submission.

flanna01

My my..... The minions are squabbling among themselves..

Allow me to clarify the situation.. As Mr.Strongbow correctly suggested, BJ Saunders is in for a rude awakening (kinda like yourselves being made attend job interviews to keep on board the gravy train), Eubank Jr will have no bother dispatching a man that couldn't get rid of Spike O'Sullivan over twelve rounds..... Pleeease...! Are any of ye really watching boxing at all??

As Strongbow's handle suggests, he and his liver are keen followers of this thread, he knows where to come to feed the beast, I guarantee his liver will not be found wanting over the Christmas period..

Like many of history's great men, I too, must face the critics, and the character assassins.... This is all part and parcel of being a gifted individual... When the 12/1 Christmas cracker comes to fruitation (and it will), I will be looking to embrace my detractors, encourage them onto the righteous path.... My friends (cough / splutter..), I will walk the desserts if necessary to find Ducky, embrace the wretched misery, and lead him back into the fold.... Like the prodigal son returned, there will be no animosity towards him and his like. Ruby the horse man will be washing our feet as we sit down to break bread...

So my little dead beats, we sit back and wait on Sergey Rabchenko to bring the bacon home today.... At the weekend, we put our faith in the Russian to dispatch Pulev the poor misfortune.... Our joint investment will be almost half complete at that point....

Have faith bottom wipes, the good times are coming....

Joeseph Balls

flanna01 wrote: »

At the weekend, we put our faith in the Russian to dispatch Pulev the poor misfortune....

Ukrainian?

Themonkey

it looks bust already mundine is ahead early on rabchenko looks average

Themonkey

Mundine won flanna get a new accum for the pilgrims great fight that was

flanna01

My dear friends... It is with a heavy heart, and a weakened spirit, that I, the legendary boxing guru has to admit defeat to his many underlings...

I got it wrong... There can be no excuses for that.

After watching the Rabchenko fight several times... It was close, could have gone either way (nearly did). But alas, history does not favour the second best, not in this world.

My little fur ball's... I shall present no defence, I will not seek an injustice, I will not shed blame on our Ozzy neighbours, even if they do descend from a colony of wretched liars, villains and thieves... (Most probably score card judges now....)

Ducky was right.... That's the bottom line.

My little skid marks... I must leave this forum a ruined man. I must seriously contemplate if I can ever return to this forum again...?

The thought of abandoning the pond life I have met over the last few weeks, makes me sad...

Can I really desert my pilgrims just before Christmas, the national holiday dedicated to intense liver damage...??

Time will tell.... The guru hath spoken...

So long Fur Ball's.