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    #7682
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Will someone lick his lolly better?

    Was worth removing those lower ribs.
    ...


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    #7683
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He never included her at all.

    Mother-in-laws don't go to bloody orgies


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    #7684
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Mother-in-laws don't go to bloody orgies

    No need to drive to Donegal.


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    #7685
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He never included her at all.

    Brides don't go on their honeymoon


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    #7686
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Suit was hot in 40c temperatures.

    Sign said! No clothes in sauna


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    #7687
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Brides don't go on their honeymoon

    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).


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    #7688
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    StevenToast wrote: »
    Ryan Tubridy??Dainty little bugger, ya?

    Whatever floats your boat mr toast


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    #7689
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Will someone lick his lolly better?

    Before it drips all over someone


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    #7690
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Crucify the git they all chanted.

    But phil hogan walked on water


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    #7691
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An old war wound, I'll pretend.

    Crabs was a common war ailment


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    #7692
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The plastic ring looked quite dull.

    The artificial anus did lack colour


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    #7693
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Why did I ever become Buddhist?

    So you could marry the hamster


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    #7694
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Why did I ever become Buddhist?

    A question that travels throughout time


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    #7695
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Was worth removing those lower ribs.
    ...

    He should've sample the goods first


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    #7696
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Kylta wrote: »
    So you could marry the hamster

    But please leave shoes at door


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    #7697
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No need to drive to Donegal.

    She awaits even has you speak


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    #7698
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).

    Or finding hubby with the bridegroom


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    #7699
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).

    Who happened to be his sisters


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    #7700
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    But please leave shoes at door

    If exchanged for a better pair


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    #7701
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    But please leave shoes at door

    The door has folded upon itself


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    #7702
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No need to drive to Donegal.

    When all is just next door


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    #7703
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Oh, too rest ones weary feet


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    #7704
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Oh, too rest ones weary feet

    Is to really appreciate your backside.


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    #7705
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Is to really appreciate your backside.

    Ones backside does deliver very regularly


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    #7706
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Is to really appreciate your backside.

    Especially since It's used for talking


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    #7707
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Twas a bed made of leaves


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    #7708
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Music may not satisfy this beast


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    #7709
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Music may not satisfy this beast

    Unless it happened to be metallica


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    #7710
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Unless it happened to be metallica

    And Daniel O'Donnell the perfect balance


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    #7711
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Unless it happened to be metallica

    Sing christmas carols at Halloween festival


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