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Irish Beer Mile Championships 28/6
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I'm confirmed.
bio: Average runner, average beer drinker. Cian carries the hopes and dreams of average people everywhere on his shoulders.
Are you drinking an average beer?
Have fun on Sat boys and girls, coincides with my wedding anniversary, so I'll need to keep the visa for another time.0 -
BeepBeep67 wrote: »Are you drinking an average beer?
Have fun on Sat boys and girls, coincides with my wedding anniversary, so I'll need to keep the visa for another time.
Middlebrau.
I'll get my coat.0 -
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This race deserves a table so that's what it's getting.
Username|Target time|Actual Time
dublin runner|7.59|
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I have no idea why I picked the time I did. I am in excellent drinking form after last weekends exploits but the actual running part could pose an issue or two 0 -
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Chivito550 wrote: »Pulling out because you can't make it is understandable. Pulling out because you are not prepared and afraid of coming last is silly. This is not exactly the Olympics.
It is kind of the Olympics of beer mileing though.
Ososlo if you just want to come along in a cheer leaders outfit that would be ok. Pom poms optional but bring your bong bongs (it's only a matter of time before I get a ban for sexual harassment ) 0 -
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It is kind of the Olympics of beer mileing though.
Ososlo if you just want to come along in a cheer leaders outfit that would be ok. Pom poms optional but bring your bong bongs (it's only a matter of time before I get a ban for sexual harassment )
Sure it's the 1 year anniversary...that faithful night last year.. OsoKielyUnusual
they will have to reunite to relive good times.
Bring a plastic bag for meno's place this year Kiely! 0 -
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**UPDATED**
I think I'll add a mini bio and betting odds. Apologies to those I don't know but if soembody else could fill in the missing info that would be great
Irish national beer mile starters
TRR odds 8/1 for the win. The defending champion. Put in solid training last year but hasn't shown the same drive or intensity this year. Still a good looking bastard though and will put in a respectable effort.
Meno: odds 100/1 for the win, 10/1 to actually finish. 2/1 the dudes in the caravans to take him out the back field, shoot him and turn him into glue. Disaster last year, puked frothed all over the national beer mile stadium. Hammered home the point that the Brits can't handle their booze
Chivito: odds 6/1 for the win. A seasoned international campaigner. Will outkick most if it's left to a sprint finish but may have problems adjusting to the silky surface of the national beer mile stadium. Seems preoccupied with screw cap vs can. May have taken the eye off the ball.
Krusty: odds 4/1 for the win. Second place last year. Has been working on his track skills this year but has stayed loyal to his swilling heritage. Favourite to take the title unless he turns up with an ethically brewed organic craft beer that is 11% in volume.
Dublin_runner: odds 8/1. Enthusiastic new kid on the block. Has been talking the talk and news from his yard is that he has been putting in some decent training. His coach may pace him, unless it clashes with one of the 3 races he is running this weekend.
shels4ever: odds 12/1 for the win. A solid performance last year. Steady laps and even steadier swilling. Has done fcuk all running wise the last 12 months and instead has concentrated on his alcohol threshold. Slight possibility this horse may not get out of the traps and just sit on his hole swilling his beers before the start line.
kielyunusual: odds 6/1 for the win. Solid performance (on the track) last year. Finished 4th overall, has been working on his track skills this year so should have an extra finishing kick. KielyUnusual version 2014 comes with a built in puke bag so no need to worry about your furniture if you bring him home!
thirstywork2: odds 8/1 for the win. The man with the facebook profile picture a paedophile would be happy with. Solid runner and a solid drinker but form over the combined event is unknown. A very real possibility he could get injured on lap 1, make a comeback on lap 2 and get injured again on lap 3 before running all the way home to Ashtwon. Has graciously offered to supply amphibian king vounchers for first 20 finishers.
Clear Thinking: odds for the win 25/1. No form but may be worth an each way bet. Has considered running pace and drinking pace so is clearly a man with a plan.
Timmaay: odds 10/1 for the win . A seasoned campaigner. Use to compete regularly on the old National beer mile stadium in Belfield. Didn't have a good 2013 but you can never rule out an experienced swiller. Also has some track teckers so could be a dangerous prospect over the final 400 metres.
Cianc: odds 12/1 for the win. No known form so a bit of an outside bet. Has been ramping up his running of late but the organisers haven't been able to ascertain his commitment to the swilling. A lover of alternative medicine and non peer reviewed science, he will be eating tiger penis washed down with a litre of bull semen prerace to give him that extra edge.
Killerz: odds 10/1 for the win. Solid performance in 2013. Has been doing longer events of late so may be missing the vital track speed needed to bang out an 80 second final lap when ones belly is full of beer. Has still yet to declare his race colours for the day. Pink, purple or lime green t-shirt are all in the mix. Regardless of his final decision it will be camp
Yaboya: unknown (I'm off to read his log now
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Weetabix: unknown0 -
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