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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #1682
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1683
    robindch
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    Penn wrote: »
    Whichever team wins is the Pope God loves the most?
    Looks like Ratzinger won't be watching the match, with or without Pope Frank:

    http://thescore.thejournal.ie/two-popes-final-1564066-Jul2014/
    A Vatican Source wrote:
    “It’s really not his thing, he is not a fan. It would be like inflicting an infinite penitence on him at the age of 87,” the source said, adding: “He has never been able to watch a football match from beginning to end in his life”.


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    #1684
    swampgas
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    A Vatican Source wrote:
    “It’s really not his thing, he is not a fan. It would be like inflicting an infinite penitence on him at the age of 87,” the source said, adding: “He has never been able to watch a football match from beginning to end in his life”.

    Maybe he would if they took their shirts off? :D


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    #1685
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Couldn't he watch it and offer it up?

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #1686
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1687
    recedite
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    He prefers gymnastics to soccer. I think this event was for his birthday or something like that. Hilarious anyway.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urkrK2TSnIE


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    #1688
    Worztron
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    With floppies?

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1689
    Hotblack Desiato
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    No no no he backs up to the cloud. Get with it people.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #1690
    KAGY
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    He had also performed a clean install on at least one occasion.


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    #1691
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1692
    CramCycle
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    KAGY wrote: »
    He had also performed a clean install on at least one occasion.
    He also got a new chassis as well, everyone forgets to mention that he looked different when he came out of the tomb. Kind of like Triggers new broom.


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    #1693
    rotun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭rotun


    CramCycle wrote: »
    He also got a new chassis as well, everyone forgets to mention that he looked different when he came out of the tomb. Kind of like Triggers new broom.

    This explains all that..


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    #1694
    CramCycle
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,455 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    rotun wrote: »
    This explains all that..
    Jesus was a renegade timelord, hmmm, in fairness its a good marketing campaign as its got me more interested in tuning in every Saturday.


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    #1695
    Pherekydes
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    KAGY wrote: »
    He had also performed a clean install on at least one occasion.

    Unfortunately, he didn't keep his back-ups separate, so when he suffered flood damage, he had to reinstall completely from just one floppy dick.


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    #1696
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    ...floppy dick.

    :eek:

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1697
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,114 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Worztron wrote: »
    :eek:

    Noah's. Well, he was 700 years old. :pac:


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    #1698
    Worztron
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    Sulla Felix
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    #1700
    Worztron
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    Delirium
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    Worztron
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    Worztron
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    Worztron
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