The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

sephir0th

Eeden

^^ I had to google that to make sure it was a real thing and not just a joke!

coolhull

robindch wrote: »

A religious preacher dies and somebody who might be a woman, but perhaps not a friend, wrote the obituary:

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timescolonist/obituary.aspx?pid=171625687

George sounds like he would have been a right crack in a pub

Worztron

shruikan2553

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/07/08/catholic-church-welcomes-mp-paedophile-scandal/

Good news for the Catholic church for a change.

robindch

Following this evening's match, Rio's Christ the Redeemer does a Ballinspittle:

smokingman

robindch wrote: »

Following this evening's match, Rio's Christ the Redeemer does a Ballinspittle:

I do have a smile on my face after all their overly visible praying before kick off....mysterious ways eh?

legspin

smokingman wrote: »

I do have a smile on my face after all their overly visible praying before kick off....mysterious ways eh?

It was the praying afterwards I found interesting.

smokingman

legspin wrote: »

It was the praying afterwards I found interesting.

That may have been to get out of the stadium in one piece...

Worztron

Lucifer MorningStar

Brazil :pac:

legspin

smokingman wrote: »

That may have been to get out of the stadium in one piece...

That thought did float through my head a few times. I can understand praying before but what exactly were they trying to get their god to do for them after they had been reamed so ignominiously?

robindch

legspin wrote: »

[...] what exactly were they trying to get their god to do for them after they had been reamed so ignominiously?

Resurrection?

legspin

robindch wrote: »

Resurrection?

Well they couldn't play worse if they were zombies, so why not I suppose.

Nolars

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/07/09/debate-continues-over-what-constitutes-a-gay-cake/

A DEBATE as to the sexual orientation of cakes has continued to divide people in Northern Ireland with no signs of a compromise or consensus being reached.
“When is a cake a gay cake?” Pondered Eamon Spillane, a rival of nearby Asher’s Baking Company, the bakery at the centre of the gay cake row.
“We’ve long since arrived at an answer as to the religious beliefs a cake may or may not hold but this is a whole new can of worms,” added Spillance.
The cake at the centre of the controversy was requested by Queer Space, a volunteer group, and featured Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie attempting to coax innocent children into the cake itself, which could turn them gay if contact was made with the icing.
“This is where it gets complicated, I was completely unaware cake’s were preditorial in nature, well gay ones at least,” added concerned citizen Ida Hilton, “I’ve sworn off cake until we can define what cake can mean for a man or a woman”.
Professor Bjorn Tallun, head of the Cakeology Research Centre in Sweden weighed in on the debate early this morning bringing an expert’s view on the matter to the concerned public.
“Pink icing is not an indicator of a gay cake despite what some say. The real question is were there two men engaged in sexual activity throughout on the cake as it was baked and when the icing was applied. It is very simple. If this is not the case then it is a traditional cake which somehow reinforces the institution of marriage with each and every bite,” the Professor concluded.

Brian Shanahan

legspin wrote: »

That thought did float through my head a few times. I can understand praying before but what exactly were they trying to get their god to do for them after they had been reamed so ignominiously?

That there would be a salve strong enough yet gentle enough to heal the sores on their anuses without undue pain, perhaps.

recedite

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

That there would be a salve strong enough yet gentle enough to heal the sores on their anuses without undue pain, perhaps.

That would be the icing on the cake.

bnt

legspin wrote: »

It was the praying afterwards I found interesting.

They weren't praying, afterwards ... they were confessing!

Worztron

robindch

magicbastarder

so the world cup final is between the home nations of the two surviving popes. is this a sign?

Bandana boy

magicbastarder wrote: »

so the world cup final is between the home nations of the two surviving popes. is this a sign?

No

Nodin

magicbastarder wrote: »

so the world cup final is between the home nations of the two surviving popes. is this a sign?

No idea. The whole thing was a sign that just because something happens only once every few years it isn't nessecarily any good.

Vivisectus

Penn

magicbastarder wrote: »

so the world cup final is between the home nations of the two surviving popes. is this a sign?

Whichever team wins is the Pope God loves the most?

Mr. CooL ICE

Can we call it a "pope-off"?

ShooterSF

Winner gets to keep a ball boy

Pherekydes

magicbastarder wrote: »

so the world cup final is between the home nations of the two surviving popes. is this a sign?

Maybe. If Germany quit in a huff after 20 minutes we'll know it's the truth.

robindch

Pherekydes wrote: »

Maybe. If Germany quit in a huff after 20 minutes we'll know it's the truth.

20 and a huff minutes?

I need my duck soup.

magicbastarder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BbZ1J_wgdc#t=3m40s