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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #1562
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    CLINICAL STUDY SHOWS ATHEISTS HAVE FAR LOWER IQ'S THAN BELIEVERS
    Works better on facebook :P


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    #1563
    TheChizler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    Cabaal wrote: »
    http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/06/23/church-to-remove-angelus-from-rte-over-macgrianna-wedding/



    Love the last part,
    For anyone that watches honest trailers you'll know this gets a good mention in loads of the trailers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cS5Fv5xIQ

    Damn it you just sent me off on 4 hours of YouTube -> Wikipedia clicking.


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    #1564
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #1565
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,720 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #1566
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1567
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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    #1568
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Mouth-watering, uh, what?
    Islam Ireland wrote:
    The Islamic Cultural Centre of Ireland is delighted to present the Pre-Ramadan Bazaar on Friday and Saturday 20th and 21st July 2014 from 12.00pm-5.00pm. From mouth-watering teats to inspiring books to handcrafted decor, there will be something for everyone at this year's Bazaar.
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    #1569
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,119 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    July 20 and 21 are Sunday and Monday, not Friday and Saturday. :D


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    #1570
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    robindch wrote: »
    Mouth-watering, uh, what?
    Oooh matron!


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    #1571
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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    #1572
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    July 20 and 21 are Sunday and Monday, not Friday and Saturday. :D
    For 2014, yes, they're wrong. They're right for 2012 though, so has this splendid typo been up there for two years? :D


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    #1573
    Aenaes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Mouth-watering teats, eh? Now there's a religion I could get in to!


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    #1574
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Be careful, it doesn't say whether they are attached to woman or goat.
    It does however say "there will be something for everyone at this year's Bazaar".


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    #1575
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,104 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    recedite wrote: »
    It does however say "there will be something for everyone at this year's Bazaar".

    Grand, bacon sarnie and a cold beer for me please

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #1576
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Grand, bacon sarnie and a cold beer for me please

    Ohhh...pulled pork on sourdough and a chilled sweetish cider for me please.


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    #1577
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,104 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Feckin' hipsters.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #1578
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭Worztron


    312117.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1579
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Introducing

    Crossfit Jesus

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q31CCDVdas


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    #1580
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,104 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Worztron wrote: »
    "Who is your plumber? Jesus?"

    Know a few of them. Promise to come back but never do.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #1581
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,720 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    This site is sure to convert all the kidz :P

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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #1582
    Penn
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    When Creationists say that not all scientists agree with evolution, I bet they're counting Professor Giraffenstein as one of the ones who don't.


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    #1583
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    That site.....that's Poe's law right there. Like this, WTF is this? It has to be a parody, right:

    http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html

    "Conclusive proof" apparently that dinosaurs are not extinct and Aptasaurs still roam the Congo jungle.


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    #1584
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    seamus wrote: »
    "Conclusive proof" apparently that dinosaurs are not extinct and Aptasaurs still roam the Congo jungle.

    The photographic evidence looks nothing like an elephant foot
    apatosaurus.jpg

    :rolleyes:


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    #1585
    Knex*
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    "The creation scientist", bit of an oxymoron there.


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    #1586
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭Worztron


    312244.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #1587
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    SW wrote: »
    This site is sure to convert all the kidz :P

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    http://youtu.be/bgybr7BWY-w



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    #1588
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    seamus wrote: »
    That site.....that's Poe's law right there. Like this, WTF is this? It has to be a parody, right:

    http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html
    Objective Ministries are related to Landover Baptist.

    'nuff said.


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    #1589
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    seamus wrote: »
    That site.....that's Poe's law right there.
    The peppered moth is the clue. Also giraffes themselves; its pretty obvious they evolved the long necks to browse on high trees.


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    #1590
    James74
    Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭James74


    The doctor in the article is call Dr. Wen Po, but I soooo want Big Game Hunter Nigel Stubbingwicke to be a real person. His resume and career highlight are genius.


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    #1591
    CramCycle
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,515 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    James74 wrote: »
    The doctor in the article is call Dr. Wen Po, but I soooo want Big Game Hunter Nigel Stubbingwicke to be a real person. His resume and career highlight are genius.
    Career Highlights:

    • 1961 - Born.

    HA, brilliant


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