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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #3842
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,873 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    ^^

    is the hand meant to be of a priest I hope he wasnt handling the baby in the same fashion as the beetle or does god wear a business suit under his god costume?

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #3843
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,156 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    It's a trick question!

    The six year-olds are supposed to write "None of the above" and "God does not exist".


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    #3844
    volchitsa
    Registered Users Posts: 7,180 ✭✭✭volchitsa


    I know it's only for 6 year olds, but the idea of teaching them, as fact, at a time when their education is factual rather than reflective anyway, that "God loves all his creatures but hey he loves us the most", sounds so like a petulant child to his siblings that it's laughable to remember that adults actually wrote this stuff.


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    #3845
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3846
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,446 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Worztron wrote: »
    367653.jpg

    Do blind Muslim women wear one that covers their eyes too?


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    #3847
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    It took me a few seconds to realise that the woman on the left is looking away from the camera and isn't just really, really devout.


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    #3848
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,446 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    seamus wrote: »
    It took me a few seconds to realise that the woman on the left is looking away from the camera and isn't just really, really devout.

    That's what made me ask my question too :D


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    #3849
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    What's the difference between acne and a priest?

    Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3850
    Michael OBrien
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Michael OBrien


    Penn wrote: »
    Do blind Muslim women wear one that covers their eyes too?
    The picture shows a niqab, you may be thinking of a burqa.
    736298-burqa.jpg

    Burqa2.jpg


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    #3851
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,446 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    From the people who brought you "Insanely Ridiculous Strawmen", comes "Insanely Ridiculous Strawmen 2: Insanely Ridiculouser".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6lG4GeEMI


    Featuring even angrier atheists, and the same basic plot as the first one because God's not dead, but originality is. Starring a woman who previously played a character who should have been burnt at the stake.


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    #3852
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Penn wrote: »
    From the people who brought you "Insanely Ridiculous Strawmen", comes "Insanely Ridiculous Strawmen 2: Insanely Ridiculouser".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6lG4GeEMI


    Featuring even angrier atheists, and the same basic plot as the first one because God's not dead, but originality is. Starring a woman who previously played a character who should have been burnt at the stake.

    Hang on there,
    They are allowing a witch to speak about Jebus????

    Christian rock makes baby jebus cry

    king-of-the-hill-on-christian-rock.jpg


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    #3853
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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    #3854
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    367828.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3855
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    367831.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3856
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    367903.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3857
    Wereghost
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    coolhull wrote: »
    If the first 'marriage' was between Adam and Eve, then who conducted the ceremony?
    Dunno, but I bet the snake gave away th bride.

    That guy Steve would have been Best Man, I guess.


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    #3858
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,252 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Woah hold up guys, science was CREATED by CHRISTIANS

    https://twitter.com/ChuckNellis/status/663423823245635585

    Are Aristotle and Jesus the same person?


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    #3859
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    367988.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3860
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,406 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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    #3861
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    368087.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3862
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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    #3863
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,494 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I could be wrong but I'm interpreting that as a gay man parodying the bible thumpers.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #3864
    Peregrinus
    Registered Users Posts: 26,331 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    Worztron wrote: »
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    Duh. Because torturing people is evil?

    Lift your game, guys. You're supposed to be pointing out the stupidity of religion, here, not the stupidity of critics of religion.


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    #3865
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,291 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Duh. Because torturing people is evil?

    Lift your game, guys. You're supposed to be pointing out the stupidity of religion, here, not the stupidity of critics of religion.

    Yay, gocha! How to miss the point! :D


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    #3866
    Peregrinus
    Registered Users Posts: 26,331 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    There's a point?


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    #3867
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    368180.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3868
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Duh. Because torturing people is evil?

    Lift your game, guys. You're supposed to be pointing out the stupidity of religion, here, not the stupidity of critics of religion.

    You just don't get it, humorless one. You go around acting like some sort of fake mod. Why do you even sub to this thread? Is it so you can choose to get offended over and over again? Keep refering back to my post here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=97646458&postcount=3854

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3869
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    There's a point?
    No longer alas, I'm afraid it's the 3Arena now.
    Worztron wrote: »
    You just don't get it, humorless one. You go around acting like some sort of fake mod. Why do you even sub to this thread? Is it so you can choose to get offended over and over again? Keep refering back to my post here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=97646458&postcount=3854

    Real Mod: This is a thread for humour which is always going to be subjective. Less of personal attacks and more of the jokes please.

    Side note: My understanding of hell was not that Satan tortured evil people rather that everyone including Satan underwent extreme torment and pain every moment they reside in hell. Hell itself is a place so unpleasant that Satan himself suffers.


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    #3870
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Turtwig wrote: »
    .... Hell itself is a place so unpleasant that Satan himself suffers.

    But he likes it though, right?


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    #3871
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Kivaro wrote: »
    But he likes it though, right?


    Particularily Fridays, when its rubber gear in free and all shots at half price.


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