Facts of life you've found to be true

PingO_O

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

E = MC2

You better superscript that 2 there mister don't know what kind of sh**storm you could start :pac:

shopaholic01

Youth is wasted on the young, you'll only appreciate what you had when it's gone.


On that note ....... use sunscreen.

Lando Griffin

Although it may seem only a harmless bit of fun at the time but having a fling with someone will only cause trouble for your marriage.
There is the initial guilt.
The paronia of will the girl tell your missus.
Then the remourse.
Then feeling of shame and dirtyness.
Sometimes the desire to do it again.
Next the OH thinks there is something wrong and starts doing it more often.
Next you have two chicks you are doing it with until KABOOM your head gets so wrecked you just have to get away from it all and just stay in and watch football all the time.

Elbaston

1. - In the case of strangers and the general public your initial instinctive shallow paranoia, negative outlook, mistrust and cynicism were infact right. Imagine that. Yes TV lied to you.


2. - Relationships (for men) - Glenda Gilson and that hairy little rich fcker. Hugh Hefner. End.

mikemac1

On their deathbed nobody wishes they spent more time in the office

Well I'm a young 'un but have seen far too many co workers made redundant and all those late evening unpaid and working through lunches didn't save them.

Or get ignored at promotion time.

Working free overtime in an office if you are not the owner or top brass getting a bonus is a suckers game.

shopaholic01

mikemac1 wrote: »

On their deathbed nobody wishes they spent more time in the office

Well I'm a young 'un but have seen far too many co workers made redundant and all those late evening unpaid and working through lunches didn't save them.

Or get ignored at promotion time.

Working free overtime in an office if you are not the owner or top brass getting a bonus is a suckers game.

Why promote someone or pay them more when they are willing to do it for free - I don't understand why more people don't realise this. Do what you're paid to do and go home.

Corvo

There's plenty more fish in the sea.











For my ex.

IvaBigWun

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Why promote someone or pay them more when they are willing to do it for free - I don't understand why more people don't realise this. Do what you're paid to do and go home.

I see your point but then you're in danger of being seen as a clock watcher

RobbingBandit

Those you love the most will always hurt you the most.
A dog really is mans best friend.
Nothing lasts forever.

shopaholic01

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I see your point but then you're in danger of being seen as a clock watcher

I am a clock watcher.

PingO_O

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I see your point but then you're in danger of being seen as a clock watcher

Yeh but if you're a clock watcher you've got a life outside of work

BBDBB

life is an interview for a job you didn't know youd applied for

pharmaton

some people do just love to argue for no reason other than arguments sake

shopaholic01

BBDBB wrote: »

life is an interview for a job you didn't know youd applied for

Deep.

Pity there's no redundancy payment.

BBDBB

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Deep.

Pity there's no redundancy payment.

ah you'd only spend it on shoes, make up and cheap booze and then waste the rest

shopaholic01

BBDBB wrote: »

ah you'd only spend it on shoes, make up and cheap booze and then waste the rest

I think not! :cool:

Doyler92

Once you start drinking and you break the seal, it's all downhill from there.

Mickey H

keith16 wrote: »

Death and Taxes are the only absolute certainties.

And Data loss. Don't forget data loss.

joeguevara

Wibbs wrote: »

The Godfather. /debate.

Godfather 3 is sh1te. 1 and 2 are class though

IvaBigWun

PingO_O wrote: »

Yeh but if you're a clock watcher you've got a life outside of work

Of course.

And also in the target of your boss should he be forced to make redundancies

There's two trains of thought: never be too good that you don't get promoted and never be replaceable. It really boils down to the kind of boss you have

BBDBB

pharmaton wrote: »

some people do just love to argue for no reason other than arguments sake

you could be right there pharmaton

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I think not! :cool:

Femme_Fatale

BBDBB wrote: »

you could be right there pharmaton

Saying she wouldn't spend her money on cheap booze is arguing for the sake of it? Someone has ass-hurt.

BBDBB

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Saying she wouldn't spend her money on cheap booze is arguing for the sake of it? Someone has ass-hurt.

well may I recommend you get some anusol and a nice soft cushion for it

Mickey H

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I am a clock watcher.

Just realised I read that very wrong.

*Gets coat. *

Weevil

'The road to hell is paved with good intentions' is a reality that saddens me.

PingO_O

This isn't really a fact of life but I've found it it to be true anyway, alan watts says it in one of his talks when he talks about what (he thinks) life's all about ,"It was a musical thing and you were supposed to dance"

I find it comforting because I'm always worrying about the future and what I'm supposed to be doing with my life but it doesn't really matter as long as I enjoy it, sorry to get so philosophical AH bros.

tim3000

The second women talk about their weight it is advisable to clam up ...nothing a man can say in this situation is correct.

The world isn't fair. Cheaters do prosper. Nepotism works.

dd972

David Icke has gone from insane to sane over the last 20 years and you expect Chris Morris from Brass Eye to pop up on any TV news / current affairs programme.

KKkitty

Even a little self loathing can be destructive. I'm not saying to love yourself completely but to accept who and what you are flaws and all.

ron jambo

Grass is allways greener on the otherside, you bring your wife with you and realise she kills grass.