Relationship Deal Breakers

The Backwards Man

somefeen wrote: »

Any girl who complains about the toilet seat being left up.
Get a life.

I have two toilets in my bathroom, to save future arguments.

Fair enough, one of them is a bidet, but it's the same thing.

jaffacakesyum

Wibbs wrote: »

Well.... Once back in the day I was confronted with a hairy area that had me wondering whether to plough on, or don a pith helmet, grab a machette and go looking for a lost tribe who'd never seen a white man. I mean this was crazy time. She could have walked around sans underwear without revealing anything of a post watershed nature. Hair I can deal with, but parrots flitting and howler monkeys braying not so much.

What did you do in the end?

I was in the same position once. I should have listened to her as she actually warned me but I didn't know it was THAT bad :eek:

I was a trooper and carried on though, as she was ridiculously hot.

Wacker The Attacker

Czarcasm wrote: »

Purely out of genuine curiosity Wacker, but have you ever, when in the throes of passion and you're confronted by shall we say by a rather hairy area, would you ever have said "Ehh, no, I can't do this!"...

Be honest now... :pac:


(I was going to ask Wacker would you attack her tackle with a weed whacker, but it was a bit of a mouthful :eek:)

But would you stick your member into something that might out you off

[-0-]

If she's Irish.

The Backwards Man

[-0-] wrote: »

If she's Irish.

. . . come into the parlour
there's a welcome there for you. .

oldyouth

pharmaton wrote: »

Cat persons are out as are avid man u supporters. (they're two kinds of crazy)

I think I'm in love. Are you male or female?? (not a deal breaker )

Czarcasm

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

But would you stick your member into something that might out you off

You make a good point!

Hair down there wouldn't be a dealbreaker for me I guess, but no hair down there, well, while I'm not a fan of the bald turkey look, it wouldn't strictly put me off either, wouldn't turn me on, but wouldn't put me off... neatly trimmed really, an airstrip, grand

mattjack

The ability to parallel park.

gobnaitolunacy

High maintenance.

Would you buy a car that was 'high maintenance'?

Balmed Out

a girl without hobbies or interests

MugMugs

Candie wrote: »

I forgot farting.

If he thinks farting is hilarious, he's a non-runner.

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Her problem isn't with a guy farting, it's him being juvenile enough to think it's hilarious.

Farting is hilarious though. It doesn't stop being hilarious because you're going out with somebody.

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

How would the farters feel if their girlfriend took the same approach?

GIRLS DON'T FART

EVER!!!!

gobnaitolunacy

Balmed Out wrote: »

a girl without hobbies or interests

'Shopping' doesn't count as a hobby.

Wibbs

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

High maintenance.

Would you buy a car that was 'high maintenance'?

Maybe, for a while anyway, but it had better be a Ferrari, not a Fiesta with a ropey bodykit.

Leftist

missing sense of humour
inability to think on her feet
stupid face
inability to challenge me at chess
cankles

agent graves

could not go out with a woman that is taller than me.

Gongoozler

Leftist wrote: »

stupid face

Hahahaha

RossieMan

A pulse.

Skuxx

I have a few....
-No career goals
-If she didnt want kids at somestage
-To a lesser extent if she smokes

yoloc

Not attending a swingers club with me

cantdecide

The kind of girls that don't want your opinion, 'just want to hear their own opinion in a deeper voice'. Maybe I've been single too long:D

Lack of respect and/ or empathy.

silvervixen84

Self absorbed people who think the world revolves around them and that they're the most interesting topic of conversation.

beano345

lack of fair play and accountability

Gongoozler

Oh definitely the children thing, obviously its important to be on the same page. Hard to bring up on a first date though!

blacklilly

Jealously
controlling
Bad teeth
arrogant
someone who doesn't look after themselves
Oh and someone who doesn't have a sense of humor

Galwayguy35

Bad personal hygiene, had an experience of that once when I ventured south of the border and it wasn't nice.

Someone who didn't want to have kids.

Galwayguy35

patrickpaul wrote: »

could not go out with a woman that is taller than me.

Wouldn't bother me personally.

MaxWig

Big, wide vagina

Frank Black

Someone who is more stubborn than me.

NothingMan

Funnily enough my gf ticks some of my possible deal breaker boxes and I hers.

Smoking was always a deal breaker for me, but smokes, not often but still and as much as I hate it I still love her. If I ever found myself single again it would probably be even more of a deal breaker because now I know how much I realllly hate it.

And I think farts are hilarious and she thinks they are stupid, disgusting and juvenile. As a result she doesn't ever fart... until she falls asleep andI can giggle away at her little girly poots.

IcyBreadPeople

Cocktail weiner