Relationship Deal Breakers

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What would you consider to be a deal breaker in a relationship?

Cheating?
Lying?
No sex?
Letting themselves go?
Kids?
Loads of debt?

KingOfFairview

a cock

Menas

Her asking "what are you thinking of right now".

Reservations at Dorsia

Best mates with ex

Christ the Redeemer

black teeth.

Czarcasm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

a cock

Yep, that'd do it for me too.




Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right! :pac:

Gongoozler

Cheating.




















And not knowing the simpsons in great detail.

wazky

"Is it in yet?"

hullaballoo

No face.

dodderangler

Doesn't have sex before marriage

Mocha Joe

hullaballoo wrote: »

No face.

If you were married to my face you'd change your mind.

1ZRed

Shorter than me

KeithM89

Hasnt seen arrested development.

podgemonster

Bad Grammer and Speelling.

Your Dumped!

Richard Hillman

Let's go on to Jeremy Kyle to resolve this issue.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Coming home after work to find my dinner isn't ready.

Chancer3001

Girl who has no interests.

cantdecide

Chancer3001 wrote: »

Girl who has no interests.

Unless that interest revolves somewhat around drinking.

Rented Mule

wazky wrote: »

"Is it in yet?"

'I don't know' is the correct response.

Legs.Eleven

Cheating
Violence
Becoming a prick
Getting body hair waxed off
Ongoing passive aggression and not being upfront.
Kicking babies.

SweepTheLeg

Someone who's too serious and has no sense of humor.

RossieMan

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Kicking babies.

what about the odd punch?

Hande hoche!

Being an avid watcher of The Big Bang theory.

wazky

Rented Mule wrote: »

'I don't know' is the correct response.

I bow to your experience in this matter.

HondaSami

Laziness. Can't abide lazy people.

Ace Attorney

cheating - not forgiveable in my opinion

Bitchiness - No one likes a genuinley rude person

Self absorbed - Not superficial and always concerened about her looks all the time

jaffacakesyum

Cheating
Not taking care of themselves physically
Smoking
Alcohol/drug addiction
Inability to socialise outside of the pub/No interests or hobbies
Low sex drive

Tbh I have loads of dealbreakers :pac: But they're the main ones.

Legs.Eleven

SweepTheLeg wrote: »

Someone who's too serious and has no sense of humor.

But you wouldn't dump someone for that - that's something you'd know when you first met them, surely?

anncoates

Spite
Self absorption
Meanness
Drama

paulmclaughlin

Smoking.

mikom

Looks like Noel Edmonds.....

Real Life

watches jersey shore, geordie shore or any of those type of shows

camel jockey

People who poo with the toilet seat lid down.

Cee-Jay-Cee

camel jockey wrote: »

People who poo with the toilet seat lid down.

The seat and the lid are two different parts. Can you be more specific please, it's very important.

camel jockey

CJC999 wrote: »

The seat and the lid are two different parts. Can you be more specific please, it's very important.

I was being specific, I meant the toilet seat lid. Toilet seat lid would be recognised term. Toilet lid could refer to the cistern cover.

hoodwinked

lying or making a fool out of me in front of others would be my dealbreakers,

Gael23

For me it would be kids. Whenever I get to that stage kids would be a must for me.

Miss Lockhart

Cheating would be, yes.

But clingyness would be the most frequent one.

mattjack

Her not liking my wife or vice versa .

Cody Pomeray

-over-sensitivity.
-lack of passion about something.
-complete inability to match our interests.
-lack of ambition
-ability to conjur up a human child from viscera/ owns a vagina

shopaholic01

camel jockey wrote: »

I was being specific, I meant the toilet seat lid. Toilet seat lid would be recognised term. Toilet lid could refer to the cistern cover.

Who poos with the lid down?

Nemeses

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Who poos with the lid down?

DO NOT answer this question lads.

I do not want to read about your toilet business.

Many thanks :pac:

Conway635

Inability to grow up
extreme clingyness
cheating
ungovernable temper
extreme sulking
treating me like an ATM


The above are all things I *have* dumped someone for.

Some people account for more than one entry on the list btw, it's not like I'm a dumping maestro or anything.

C635

dj jarvis

Being a cheating lying self absorbed drama queen who thinks you are beneath them would be a no no

other than that i am easy - so the sister said anyway FNAR FNAR

Chareth Cutestory

Obsessed with fitness and calorie counting.

MiseryMary

-No sense of humour .
-lack of passion .
-lack of ambition
-Mommas boy.
-Can't fend for himself.
-Lazy.
-Making Excuses.
-Quitter.
-Dishonest.
-Rude.

1ZRed

Jealousy and insecurity would be another, absolutely can't stand that

jaffacakesyum

1ZRed wrote: »

Jealousy and insecurity would be another, absolutely can't stand that

Whats worse are those people who think jealousy is "cute". I have two friends who are going out at the moment and regularly tell each other when they're jealous (good that they talk about it in fairness), but it does my head in whenever I'm around them. "Awww I was really jealous of that hot girl chatting you up in the bar tonight" "aww babe don't be, you know I love you"

*throws up a little*

Oh that's definitely another dealbreaker: being too mushy luvy dovey, especially when in the company of others.

Wibbs

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Kicking babies.

Bugger and I had high hopes for us.

UCDVet

For me, it's change. Maybe that's not fair, but I am who I am.

Every single time I've broken up with a girl, it's been because she's changed (or stopped misrepresenting herself) in some way that I didn't like.

I'm no prize pig....and I'm not that shallow. But I really can't stand when someone "let's themselves go". I mean, just be who you are...because that's what I'm signing up for. Whether it is gaining weight, or changing clothing styles or whatever. It really seems like there is this pattern where the cute girl you met at that party with a great body, nice face, good clothes turns into a frumpy chick wearing sweatpants to Eddie Rockets. Then, when you two do break up, she immediately reverts back to what she used to.

It'd be like, if every time I dated a girl, I'd quit my job and move in with my mum. 'Oh yeah - I only have a job when I want to impress girls....so no sense in keeping it now!'

0ph0rce0

Girl With A shítty Hole.... I'm Out