Relationship Deal Breakers

Schwiiing

wandatowell wrote: »

Lazy, useless, unmotivated, dirty, ignorant and tacky





Oh and a lack of style puts me right off. Not looking for expensive labels, just well a sense of style

You just summed me up in 2 sentences.:D

Malari

My two major ones are:

Wanting babies
Religious

It would never work...

--Kaiser--

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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Is this a euphemism? Because we're designed to breathe through our nose

josip

simonsays1 wrote: »

cheating
lying
Guys who are obsessed with their iphones
lazy
needy
eats like an animal and bad manners in general
has traditional views regarding women
super religious and preachy about it. yuk!

This reads like a pen picture of an ex

NothingMan

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Is this a euphemism? Because we're designed to breathe through our nose

Although I do breathe through my nose (and mouth) I think they mean people who don't realise they're making a very audible wheezy whistle as they breathe. This is particularly annoying when sitting next to people in the cinema for example. Once you hear it it's all you hear.

Gambas

poor sense of humour
poor intellect
emotional baggage

Mr Benevolent

BillG wrote: »

...but did you notice how touchy, feely people are getting recently?

Haven't noticed a single difference. Except that I smell worse now.

Katgurl

My list seems really long comparatively - might be a clue here why I'm single.


No work-ethic / career apathy. Longterm doley (I'm not talking someone who lost their job & had to sign on) - absolutely no chance.
No style. If you want to wear jeans, t-shirts & trainers all the time, no problem. But wear nice ones that are cut well and fit you. Same goes for suits or whatever.
Hygiene. Bleurgh. My last romantic encounter ended swiftly when after moving things along to the next level he got up the next day, decided not to shower & go straight to work. He wasn't late or anythign he just wasn't bothered. I asked him did he shower every day, he shrugged.
Racism, sexism. Self-explanatory.
Passionless. If there's no fire, you're nothign more than friends.
Fat, lazy & out of shape. I don't really care about looks because it's a matter of luck but there is no excuse for being a slob. (Ironically these always seem to be the blokes most critical of women's bodies.)
Extreme grooming / vanity. You're a man, I'm a woman. Please behave accordingly.
Excessive swearing. Is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to sewer talk all the time?

NothingMan

Katgurl wrote: »

Excessive swearing. Is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to sewer talk all the time?

Or my vocabulary's so excessive I have many fine swear words for a multitude of situations.

Pug160

I hear ''long term unemployed'' mentioned a lot but any guy like that I've ever known has always had a woman - and I'm not necessarily talking about people you'd see on Jeremy Kyle either. The funny thing is, they all had tons of confidence despite their shortcomings. I guess quite a lot of those men are often put into the lovable rogue category.

bronte

A few have already been mentioned


* Lack of in depth simpsons knowledge/ability to appreciate obscure quotes.
*Farting. I don't want to know about it.
*Religious
*Really traditional views on life
* Wants offspring
*Constantly late for things
*No passion
*Racist/Sexist
*Litters/doesn't care about environment
*If they're not an animal lover ( I don't think I'd be able to relate to them)

shadowcomplex

bronte wrote: »

A few have already been mentioned


* Lack of in depth simpsons knowledge/ability to appreciate obscure quotes.
*Farting. I don't want to know about it.
*Religious
*Really traditional views on life
* Wants offspring
*Constantly late for things
*No passion
*Racist/Sexist
*Litters/doesn't care about environment
*If they're not an animal lover ( I don't think I'd be able to relate to them)

So your single

Mr Benevolent

Too many women here want a sense of style and fitness in their men. They tend to be single, mainly because the men they're looking for are gay.

bronte

shadowcomplex wrote: »

So your single

No oddly enough...I'm royally screwed if this ever goes tits up though. :eek:

stateofflux

not being a nympho

who_me

dodderangler wrote: »

Doesn't have sex before marriage

Wants marriage after sex..

wandatowell

Katgurl wrote: »

-Sexism

-Extreme grooming / vanity. You're a man, I'm a woman. Please behave accordingly.

I'm slightly confused, Is it not a bit sexist?

Baby01032012

who_me wrote: »

Wants marriage after sex..

Or you could say "wants sex after marriage" haha

kunst nugget

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Too many women here want a sense of style and fitness in their men. They tend to be single, mainly because the men they're looking for are gay.

I think what they're really saying there is they don't want a fat bastard who goes to the pub in a tracksuit.

Gongoozler

wandatowell wrote: »

I'm slightly confused, Is it not a bit sexist?

Not when it comes from a woman.

Ruu

Earlier join date/bigger post count than me, I couldn't live with that!

beano345

- women who still own/buy teddy bears
- bad teeth
- bitchiness/scorpy
- fattatating on the couch watching soaps all day

GTDolanator

Katgurl wrote: »

My list seems really long comparatively - might be a clue here why I'm single.


No work-ethic / career apathy. Longterm doley (I'm not talking someone who lost their job & had to sign on) - absolutely no chance.
No style. If you want to wear jeans, t-shirts & trainers all the time, no problem. But wear nice ones that are cut well and fit you. Same goes for suits or whatever.
Hygiene. Bleurgh. My last romantic encounter ended swiftly when after moving things along to the next level he got up the next day, decided not to shower & go straight to work. He wasn't late or anythign he just wasn't bothered. I asked him did he shower every day, he shrugged.
Racism, sexism. Self-explanatory.
Passionless. If there's no fire, you're nothign more than friends.
Fat, lazy & out of shape. I don't really care about looks because it's a matter of luck but there is no excuse for being a slob. (Ironically these always seem to be the blokes most critical of women's bodies.)
Extreme grooming / vanity. You're a man, I'm a woman. Please behave accordingly.
Excessive swearing. Is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to sewer talk all the time?

Is your name karen?

The Clown Man

Katgurl wrote: »

My list seems really long comparatively - might be a clue here why I'm single.


No work-ethic / career apathy. Longterm doley (I'm not talking someone who lost their job & had to sign on) - absolutely no chance.
No style. If you want to wear jeans, t-shirts & trainers all the time, no problem. But wear nice ones that are cut well and fit you. Same goes for suits or whatever.
Hygiene. Bleurgh. My last romantic encounter ended swiftly when after moving things along to the next level he got up the next day, decided not to shower & go straight to work. He wasn't late or anythign he just wasn't bothered. I asked him did he shower every day, he shrugged.
Racism, sexism. Self-explanatory.
Passionless. If there's no fire, you're nothign more than friends.
Fat, lazy & out of shape. I don't really care about looks because it's a matter of luck but there is no excuse for being a slob. (Ironically these always seem to be the blokes most critical of women's bodies.)
Extreme grooming / vanity. You're a man, I'm a woman. Please behave accordingly.
Excessive swearing. Is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to sewer talk all the time?

So basically you want to go out with yourself?


Mine:
Finding out she has a pre-conceived image of the man she wants. It only ends badly. You cannot be what she wants, no one can.

podgemonster

Katgurl wrote: »

My list seems really long comparatively - might be a clue here why I'm single.


No work-ethic / career apathy. Longterm doley (I'm not talking someone who lost their job & had to sign on) - absolutely no chance.
No style. If you want to wear jeans, t-shirts & trainers all the time, no problem. But wear nice ones that are cut well and fit you. Same goes for suits or whatever.
Hygiene. Bleurgh. My last romantic encounter ended swiftly when after moving things along to the next level he got up the next day, decided not to shower & go straight to work. He wasn't late or anythign he just wasn't bothered. I asked him did he shower every day, he shrugged.
Racism, sexism. Self-explanatory.
Passionless. If there's no fire, you're nothign more than friends.
Fat, lazy & out of shape. I don't really care about looks because it's a matter of luck but there is no excuse for being a slob. (Ironically these always seem to be the blokes most critical of women's bodies.)
Extreme grooming / vanity. You're a man, I'm a woman. Please behave accordingly.
Excessive swearing. Is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to sewer talk all the time?

So a non-ignorant, knowledable, articulate, polite but passionate, driven but already successful man, who is also very clean, fit, healthy, active and well dressed but not too much of these as he may then not be manly enough for you?

.....would you like all of your cats now or would you rather start with one and annually add to your collection?

Billiethepup

Never ending talk about their ex 'bitch' of a girlfriend! Don't wanna hear it, and when you don't shut up moaning about her I start to see her point!

Galwayguy35

Someone who expects me to pay for everything, went out with a woman for 3 months and every weekend we were out it was me that had to pay even though her weekly salary was double my own.

Gael23

A girl who has a good career but has to want kids too.
Looks wouldn't be too high up there but a girl who puts some time into her appearance.

IvaBigWun

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Someone who expects me to pay for everything, went out with a woman for 3 months and every weekend we were out it was me that had to pay even though her weekly salary was double my own.

This really grinds my gears. They never make it to date 2.

iwantmydinner

Extreme right wingittude
Poor hygiene
Being generally selfish/inconsiderate
No effort in bed