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Relationship Deal Breakers

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    #62
    [Deleted User]
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    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Get with the programme (GWTP!)!! :mad:

    I forgot use of acronyms :)

    I suppose you'd have to pretty blind to get into a relationship, and only then find out he's a smelly Hitler sympathiser with a God fixation, but some people are really good at showing their best side and only letting the truth slip when they feel settled and safe.


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    #63
    starWave
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭starWave


    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    Excessive puking and/or pooing during coitus.

    Whats excessive? More than once?


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    #64
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    You're very tolerant, most people would say any puking/pooing.

    You haven't seen me :D A little is ok. It's what I've come to expect.


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    #65
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I forgot farting.

    If he thinks farting is hilarious, he's a non-runner.


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    #66
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Candie wrote: »
    I forgot farting.

    If he thinks farting is hilarious, he's a non-runner.

    Damn those runners and their straight-faced serious farts. Actually, that would be really creepy - if some stranger was looking at you all serious-like, farted, and kept the same intense stare afterwards.


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    #67
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Body odour would be a big no no for me. If he started to smell he'd be out the gap.


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    #68
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Candie wrote: »
    I forgot farting.

    If he thinks farting is hilarious, he's a non-runner.


    I agree with you on most point generally but not this!

    My boyfriends farts excessively (Spanish. Healthy mediterranean diet. They all do.) and he always laughs after it as do I. Juvenile as it is, farting is a comical sound. He had to stifle it the first few months together and when he finally let one rip, I knew he loved me.



    Not sure how I'll feel about it 20 years down the line though.


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    #69
    starWave
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭starWave


    Candie wrote: »
    I forgot farting.

    If he thinks farting is hilarious, he's a non-runner.

    What do you expect him to do? hold it in?


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    #70
    Marsden
    Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Marsden


    Hairy muff.


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    #71
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    UCDVet wrote: »
    For me, it's change. Maybe that's not fair, but I am who I am.

    Every single time I've broken up with a girl, it's been because she's changed (or stopped misrepresenting herself) in some way that I didn't like.

    I'm no prize pig....and I'm not that shallow. But I really can't stand when someone "let's themselves go". I mean, just be who you are...because that's what I'm signing up for. Whether it is gaining weight, or changing clothing styles or whatever. It really seems like there is this pattern where the cute girl you met at that party with a great body, nice face, good clothes turns into a frumpy chick wearing sweatpants to Eddie Rockets. Then, when you two do break up, she immediately reverts back to what she used to.
    I've not had that myself thankfully, but I've seen it with mates of mine's partners and not just the women either. I've seen blokes turn into slobs sofa surfing while chugging takeout watching the match. Check out their wardrobe, if there's a range of sizes like in a shop then not so good.
    THFC wrote: »
    With-holding sex to get something. Thanks, but no thanks.
    +1000.
    Candie wrote: »
    I suppose you'd have to pretty blind to get into a relationship, and only then find out he's a smelly Hitler sympathiser with a God fixation, but some people are really good at showing their best side and only letting the truth slip when they feel settled and safe.
    Oh people can be pretty blind. I've found the ladies to often be their own worst enemy on this score. Maybe because they can mistake horniness for affection more often, but men get blindsided by a nice rack often enough too. One tip, check out how they interact with members of the opposite sex when around you, cos that's likely how they're gonna treat you once the initial excitement has waned.

    Tip two, forget if you think they're hot, listen and I mean listen to what they tell you about themselves. People's fave subject is nearly always themselves and they're usually brutally honest too, but often masked in jest. EG "Oh I can be a bit jealous" *tee hee, big eyes and smile* = I'll be searching through your emails to back up my "gut feeling" you're cheating. "I see your man looking at you" *stern face* = run to the effin hills.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #72
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    starWave wrote: »
    What do you expect him to do? hold it in?

    He could be discreet, instead of roaring and bellowing about it.


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    #73
    starWave
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭starWave


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    He could be discreet, instead of roaring and bellowing about it.

    Well yea, that's rude. but sometimes you can't stop the noise.


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    #74
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I find that chicks with extremely hairy fannies to be something of a turn off


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    #75
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    What turns me off is someone who is overly dedicated to their jobs.

    I have no problems with anyone achieving what they want but there are other important things in life


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    #76
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    starWave wrote: »
    What do you expect him to do? hold it in?
    Her problem isn't with a guy farting, it's him being juvenile enough to think it's hilarious.


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    #77
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Her problem isn't with a guy farting, it's him being juvenile enough to think it's hilarious.

    It is hilarious Anyone who cant appreciate a big strong fart is weird


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    #78
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Her problem isn't with a guy farting, it's him being juvenile enough to think it's hilarious.

    Come on though. How awkward would it be if nobody laughed? If I let one out in the presence of my (theoretical) gf or other people I didn't want to fart in front of and nobody laughed I'd probably panic laugh.


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    #79
    bur
    Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭bur


    Baggy labia.


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    #80
    starWave
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭starWave


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    It is hilarious Anyone who cant appreciate a big strong fart is weird

    bonus points for playing a tune


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    #81
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    bur wrote: »
    Baggy labia.

    Yeah. That's an issue


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    #82
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    It is hilarious Anyone who cant appreciate a big strong fart is weird
    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    Come on though. How awkward would it be if nobody laughed? If I let one out in the presence of my (theoretical) gf or other people I didn't want to fart in front of and nobody laughed I'd probably panic laugh.
    Every single time though? What if you're together 3 yrs - will every fart still be funny or awkward?


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    #83
    Wacker The Attacker
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    starWave wrote: »
    bonus points for playing a tune


    Defo. Farting the national anthem should carry bonus points in the leaving


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    #84
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Every single time though? What if you're together 3 yrs - will every fart still be funny or awkward?


    Of course


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    #85
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I find that chicks with extremely hairy fannies to be something of a turn off


    Purely out of genuine curiosity Wacker, but have you ever, when in the throes of passion and you're confronted by shall we say by a rather hairy area, would you ever have said "Ehh, no, I can't do this!"...

    Be honest now... :pac:


    (I was going to ask Wacker would you attack her tackle with a weed whacker, but it was a bit of a mouthful :eek:)


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    #86
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    If a man is ebulliently farting his approval of a political speech with a scowl upon his face, I can imagine that being pretty sexy. Otherwise it's pathetic


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    #87
    Quaint Village
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5 ✭Quaint Village


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Every single time though? What if you're together 3 yrs - will every fart still be funny or awkward?

    +1


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    #88
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Every single time though? What if you're together 3 yrs - will every fart still be funny or awkward?

    No. Not the ones that happen in during sleep.


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    #89
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Of course
    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    No. Not the ones that happen in during sleep.
    Out of curiousity, how old are you?


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    #90
    Miss Lockhart
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    How would the farters feel if their girlfriend took the same approach?


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    #91
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Miss Lockhart wrote: »
    How would the farters feel if their girlfriend took the same approach?

    It's an awful, awful feeling.


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