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watches jersey shore, geordie shore or any of those type of shows

camel jockey

People who poo with the toilet seat lid down.

Cee-Jay-Cee

camel jockey wrote: »

People who poo with the toilet seat lid down.

The seat and the lid are two different parts. Can you be more specific please, it's very important.

camel jockey

CJC999 wrote: »

The seat and the lid are two different parts. Can you be more specific please, it's very important.

I was being specific, I meant the toilet seat lid. Toilet seat lid would be recognised term. Toilet lid could refer to the cistern cover.

hoodwinked

lying or making a fool out of me in front of others would be my dealbreakers,

Gael23

For me it would be kids. Whenever I get to that stage kids would be a must for me.

Miss Lockhart

Cheating would be, yes.

But clingyness would be the most frequent one.

mattjack

Her not liking my wife or vice versa .

Cody Pomeray

-over-sensitivity.
-lack of passion about something.
-complete inability to match our interests.
-lack of ambition
-ability to conjur up a human child from viscera/ owns a vagina

shopaholic01

camel jockey wrote: »

I was being specific, I meant the toilet seat lid. Toilet seat lid would be recognised term. Toilet lid could refer to the cistern cover.

Who poos with the lid down?

Nemeses

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Who poos with the lid down?

DO NOT answer this question lads.

I do not want to read about your toilet business.

Many thanks :pac:

Conway635

Inability to grow up
extreme clingyness
cheating
ungovernable temper
extreme sulking
treating me like an ATM


The above are all things I *have* dumped someone for.

Some people account for more than one entry on the list btw, it's not like I'm a dumping maestro or anything.

C635

dj jarvis

Being a cheating lying self absorbed drama queen who thinks you are beneath them would be a no no

other than that i am easy - so the sister said anyway FNAR FNAR

Chareth Cutestory

Obsessed with fitness and calorie counting.

MiseryMary

-No sense of humour .
-lack of passion .
-lack of ambition
-Mommas boy.
-Can't fend for himself.
-Lazy.
-Making Excuses.
-Quitter.
-Dishonest.
-Rude.

1ZRed

Jealousy and insecurity would be another, absolutely can't stand that

jaffacakesyum

1ZRed wrote: »

Jealousy and insecurity would be another, absolutely can't stand that

Whats worse are those people who think jealousy is "cute". I have two friends who are going out at the moment and regularly tell each other when they're jealous (good that they talk about it in fairness), but it does my head in whenever I'm around them. "Awww I was really jealous of that hot girl chatting you up in the bar tonight" "aww babe don't be, you know I love you"

*throws up a little*

Oh that's definitely another dealbreaker: being too mushy luvy dovey, especially when in the company of others.

Wibbs

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Kicking babies.

Bugger and I had high hopes for us.

UCDVet

For me, it's change. Maybe that's not fair, but I am who I am.

Every single time I've broken up with a girl, it's been because she's changed (or stopped misrepresenting herself) in some way that I didn't like.

I'm no prize pig....and I'm not that shallow. But I really can't stand when someone "let's themselves go". I mean, just be who you are...because that's what I'm signing up for. Whether it is gaining weight, or changing clothing styles or whatever. It really seems like there is this pattern where the cute girl you met at that party with a great body, nice face, good clothes turns into a frumpy chick wearing sweatpants to Eddie Rockets. Then, when you two do break up, she immediately reverts back to what she used to.

It'd be like, if every time I dated a girl, I'd quit my job and move in with my mum. 'Oh yeah - I only have a job when I want to impress girls....so no sense in keeping it now!'

0ph0rce0

Girl With A shítty Hole.... I'm Out

KingOfFairview

Physically I couldn't abide by the following

Skinniness
A very narrow face or nose
A huge jaw
A very long neck

mattjack

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Physically I couldn't abide by the following

Skinniness
A very narrow face or nose
A huge jaw
A very long neck

I know the answer .... A giraffe.

Nemeses

Nagging..

I can't stands it

Bad personal hygiene
Smoking
Stupidity
Possessiveness
Religiosity
Marked right-wing attitudes

KingOfFairview

mattjack wrote: »

I know the answer .... A giraffe.

Yep. I wouldn't go out with a giraffe.

non-physical no-nos would be

Ice queen personality
Unexpressive face
Racism
General right-wingittude
Being significantly more or less intelligent than me
Having a ruthless attitude
Being cavalier about turning up on time etc

Legs.Eleven

Candie wrote: »

Bad personal hygiene
Smoking
Stupidity
Possessiveness
Religiosity
Marked right-wing attitudes

But..but...but..

Surely you'd know most of these things before the relationship started? I know I definitely subtly check the political leaning, religion and brains of a fella on the first date.


We're not on the same page here - things that'd make you want to end it with someone, people!! Get with the programme (GWTP!)!! :mad:

mattjack

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Yep. I wouldn't go out with a giraffe.

non-physical no-nos would be

Ice queen personality
Unexpressive face
Racism
General right-wingittude
Being significantly more or less intelligent than me
Having a ruthless attitude
Being cavalier about turning up on time etc

Sounds like an evil villianess out of James Bond.I like this game ...next question.

Sprog 4

Excessive puking and/or pooing during coitus.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

With-holding sex to get something. Thanks, but no thanks.

shopaholic01

Sprog 4 wrote: »

Excessive puking and/or pooing during coitus.

You're very tolerant, most people would say any puking/pooing.