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  • Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭chalkie 501


    Typical.....
    had planned going out to play a few holes for the first time in 4/5 months this morning and its like a monsoon outside:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Typical.....
    had planned going out to play a few holes for the first time in 4/5 months this morning and its like a monsoon outside:(


    where that on way out


  • Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭chalkie 501


    where that on way out

    Killarney,
    dropped my son to school and got soaked,not too bad now though,may head back and suss it out


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    I know this is the OT thread but these made me laugh


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Funny one in the office today.

    At about 3pm someone did the usual gag "so d'ya know the Pope" to an Argentinean colleague.
    "He's my grandfathers cousin" was the reply.

    The lad in question never says a word and he's a bullsh*t free zone.

    He'd been waiting all day for someone to bring it up as he's very quiet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Jesus H Spurs don't make it half interesting. Hard work being a Spurs follower.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    BFRNEClCUAAJn3S.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    God i am sooooo bored


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    scrubber72 wrote: »
    God i am sooooo bored



    Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory, the factory manager asks "Have you worked with chemicals before?"
    "Yes!" Paddy replies.
    The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?"
    Paddy replies "I"m hoping its going to be time and a half


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Two lesbians in a bath, one says to the other-"Where's the soap?"
    To which the other goes"Does,doesn't it?"

    You might get it straight away or it might pass a few hours for ya:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Two lesbians in a bath, one says to the other-"Where's the soap?"
    To which the other goes"Does,doesn't it?"

    You might get it straight away or it might pass a few hours for ya:D



    Boating-fail-crash-party-hard.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Two lesbians in a bath, one says to the other-"Where's the soap?"
    To which the other goes"Does,doesn't it?"

    You might get it straight away or it might pass a few hours for ya:D

    Living up to the name - living up to the name man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    Thanks lads thats better


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Saw this today, anyone who doesn't have Sky Sports can get it on mobile for €5.49 a month - handy for upcoming Masters


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 378 ✭✭Quickelles


    Is the Masters only going to be broadcast on Sky??? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Tallafornia!!!!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭alxmorgan


    Quickelles wrote: »
    Is the Masters only going to be broadcast on Sky??? :eek:

    Weekend coverage on BBC

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/16655164


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    ForeRight wrote: »
    Tallafornia!!!!

    Apparently the lad is going to sue him....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    ajcurry123 wrote: »

    Apparently the lad is going to sue him....



    Doubt it seen as though he just posted a photoshop version of him in the other lads shoes. That Phil fella is a bird brain.



    On a different subject. Look at this romantic sap......



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt190ZRqGaw&sns=em


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    This place is turning into AH ... Hmmm


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭dar_cool


    Totally off topic but who else wants to punch Keegan Bradley in the nose for that annoying pre shot routine. It makes me frustrated even watching it!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Played with a lad yesterday he was trying to imitate Bradley's routine. He was less inclined to do so after a par 3 with an audience off the box, went through the whole feathering the iron on the ground behind the ball but just the one step-back. Scuffed it along the ground about 20 feet to an eerie silence until the sniggers started.

    It was one of those you had to be there moments!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭Rippeditup


    What does OP stand for when people use it in posts? Sorry but it has been wrecking my head.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭ssbob


    Rippeditup wrote: »
    What does OP stand for when people use it in posts? Sorry but it has been wrecking my head.

    Opening Poster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Daithio12


    ssbob wrote: »
    Opening Poster

    Or original poster.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    I find this site handy for all these kind of questions


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 378 ✭✭Quickelles


    Woods at 7/2 for the Masters! They have him back in 2001 form :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Daithio12


    Quickelles wrote: »
    Woods at 7/2 for the Masters! They have him back in 2001 form :eek:
    Woods has a career strike rate of about 25% in majors, and is currently in top form, so while 7/2 may not represent great value it's the best you can expect to get.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Daithio12 wrote: »
    Woods has a career strike rate of about 25% in majors, and is currently in top form, so while 7/2 may not represent great value it's the best you can expect to get.

    And that includes none since 2008. Any idea what it was then? It's a phenomenal record either way.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭dar_cool


    Wheres the funniest place youve taken small pencils pens for marking your scorecard? im always on the prowl for them, haha in argos i always leave with a handfull, ikea, played that adventure golf in dundrum the other day with the g/f and left with a handful haha!!


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