Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

constitutionus

sounds like a nice gaff to rob lads !

thanks uncle joe.

FFS man, this isnt an interview, its profiling

europa11

"a little plan"

ThisRegard

Pretty useless if your phone is robbed.

neris

the house going on fire wtf?? paddy sounds like he could do with a hobby.

neris

this guys a crackpot. very security concious but no actual alarm company. only on liveline.

thats twice joes asked if he gets out

Elmo

Joe: Hello, Jane from Blanchardstown
Jane: Yeah! Joe
Joe: And you were burgled
Jane: Yeah! Joe
Joe: [joesigh] desperate, and what happened
Jane: I went to the shop Joe
Joe: What were you going to the shop for Jane
Jane: Sausages Joe
Joe: [joesigh] so you were of to the butcher, simple to get some sausages
Jane: That's right Joe
Joe: And what happened next Jane
Jane: My house was burgled
Joe: [joesigh] and how [joesigh] I mean [joesigh] how did they get in
Jane: Ah you know Joe through the window Joe
Joe: [joesigh] a window, what kind of window
Jane: The bathroom window
Joe: [joesigh] double glazing
Jane: Yeah double glazing
Joe: And what then Jane
Jane: I returned form the butcher
Joe: [joesigh] so your just back from the butcher and then what?
Jane: I saw the window open Joe
Joe: [joesigh] the window again, just left open a double glased one, [joetut]
Jane: Yes Joe
Joe: And what did they do Jane?
Jane: They rob my jewerly joe
Joe: [joesigh] vaulable?
Jane: No Joe nothing too fancy, just sentimental
Joe: [joesigh] [joetut] senti [joesigh] mennnnnnnnnnnntalllllllllllll [joesigh]
Jane: Yes Joe setimental
Joe: [joehighpitchquestiontone] And what did the gaurds do?
Jane: The found them Joe
Joe: Were Jane
Jane: they gave chase Joe
Joe: [joehighpitchquestiontone] in a car Jane
Jane: In a car, Joe
Joe: [joetut] wow and were the gaurds good Jane
Jane: They were Joe very helpful.
Joe: So they gave you a pen Jane
Jane: I didn't ask Joe
Joe: [joesigh] you didn't ask, and what do you think of this of them not giving people a pen to sign forms with?
Jane: I suppose safety?
Joe: [joetut] safety?
Jane: Yeah, you might gouge their eye out with it
Joe: [joehighpitchquestiontone] A come on jane.
Jane: I have seen it in the films joe, Nikita joe have you see it.
Joe: No, good.
Jane: Subtitled Joe
Joe: [joesigh] Subtitled, but other then that was it good?
Jane: Yeah it looked good Joe, but I can't read
Joe: [joesigh] Jane you never got to learn [joetut]
Jane: Yeah Joe, but it looked like a good film
Joe: And what of the french language
Jane: No I don't speak french Joe
Joe:[joesigh] mon due mon due
Jane: I suppose Joe
Joe: [joesigh] any deaths in the family
Jane: Lots
Joe: GREATTTTTTT, .... [joesigh] back after the break with more from Jane

Kolido

I haven't been listening to Joe all that long but he seems like a nosey c*nt.

Lapin

Joe loves fire.

neris

ah go on paddy your a porn photographer. the dirty little man with all the alarms

europa11

Joe, don't forget to ask Paddy how people can get to the house while the break is on.

".....and, for those outside Dublin, Paddy lives near the spot where 12 people died from eating poisoned prawns back in 1786 just down from Croker...he usually goes out for his pensioners' pint and the buekies' at two o'clock every day...."

Cienciano

Kolido wrote: »

I haven't been listening to Joe all that long but he seems like a nosey c*nt.

The liveline team would tell you he's "probing his listeners for information".
But really he's just wants them to talk of something miserable that's happened to them so he can tighten the clamps.

neris

pity joe dolans car wasnt blown up by a big bomb. thatd be some musical and the special effects

Harry Angstrom

Why the feck didn't Joe Dolan buy himself a decent car in the first place?? Then we could've been spared those shyte ads every 2 minutes.

neris

no no dont mention joes pals he wont hear a bad word about them.

Jaysoose

So you dont know him well, never worked with him and dont know the details but somehow you are an authority on the subject. But reckon he is a decent skin because?

This is dreadful radio.

RadioRetro

It's so hard to give a flying f*ck for VAT fraudsters.

constitutionus

neris wrote: »

no no dont mention joes pals he wont hear a bad word about them.

neatly sums up just how some are treated differently eh ?

Owryan

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Why the feck didn't Joe Dolan buy himself a decent car in the first place?? Then we could've been spared those shyte ads every 2 minutes.

He did, it was all them knickers he carried around that wrecked it

RadioRetro

Owryan wrote: »

He did, it was all them knickers he carried around that wrecked it

The urine in them ate through the chassis...

europa11

This is why white-collar crime isn't regarded as criminal activity here.

"Ah but, he's a nice guy"

Stuck the taxpayer for €180,000. What's (to use a Joe term) his difference??

constitutionus

aaarrrgh !

fix your bleeding phoneline !

europa11

Is a disgarace Jose

Cienciano

I want to listen back and count how many times she said "money"

ThisRegard

She's very hard to understand, but has a point. Try get the money etc back and imprison as a last resort. Apart from the Quinns, jail them just because they're incredibly annoying with the we're the real victims here crap.

RadioRetro

Uh oh, another assault caller, Joe's trousers will need aerating again.

[EDIT] Oooh, with added pics of his injuries, Joe will explode.

europa11

In "The Evnin' Hedduld"........must be true so.

sudzs

Photographer/artist, cant use his right hand...??? Is this the new Alexandra??! Any money left from the art sale??!

djemba djemba

Is this lad looking for an 'Art for Ciaran' auction

Goat the dote

djemba djemba wrote: »

Is this lad looking for an 'Art for Ciaran' auction

Oh please not another...

Goat the dote

Does anyone other than joe actually care about stolen bells etc?!