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How do I tell the person in work how I really feel

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    #32
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.

    Yeah, you're right...he wears pink! he's gay!! Good God almighty!


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    #33
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.

    I think that's what the op is hoping for;)


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    #34
    crazygeryy
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    Write" fancy a drink "across your chest and flash him.either way he ll go for a drink I reckon.


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    #35
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    We will file the above post in the 90% bundle shall we?


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    #36
    bren2001
    Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭bren2001


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    He could be a metrosexual.

    Office romances are never a good idea - if it goes horribly wrong you still have to sit accross from him every day.

    Office romances are always a good idea!


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    #37
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Don't be so jealous you cant think of one yourself maybe?


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    #38
    nbar12
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    OK guys I like these ideas! I'm going to wear a really cute cardi tomorrow with the tightest trousers I can find! Surely he cant resist me when I bend down to pick up my pen.

    QUESTION

    what if i go for the kiss and he's actually straight!? oopsies! No way I could face going into work everyday!


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    #39
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I think that's what the op is hoping for;)

    oh in that case, OP should ask him to go for a drink in the george.... if he accepts he is likely gay if he looks horrified then he is probably not gay.


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    #40
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Lol at the amount of people who haven't picked up on the OP being a guy :pac:

    See him on a night out, get talking to him and add him on Facebook or something. At least do some spadework before you go launching yourself at the poor, potentially straight, fella! :D


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    #41
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    And the award for post of the day goes to......... :)

    If there was an Ain't That The Truth Award, you'd win it too! :D


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    #42
    Harm Van Risk
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Harm Van Risk


    Don't sh*t where you eat


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    #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Crawl under his desk and unzip his trousers.

    IF he recoils in horror just back away slowly;)


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    #44
    CUPimus
    Site Banned Posts: 152 ✭✭CUPimus


    nbar12 wrote: »
    OK guys I like these ideas! I'm going to wear a really cute cardi tomorrow with the tightest trousers I can find! Surely he cant resist me when I bend down to pick up my pen.

    QUESTION

    what if i go for the kiss and he's actually straight!? oopsies! No way I could face going into work everyday!

    Maybe find out if hes single..... and how him and his Ex split and their name (should give you an indication)....


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    #45
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    bren2001 wrote: »
    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?
    Sexual assault, that's what can go wrong. Or does that only apply to men?


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    #46
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Go to a Hallmark store and buy him a 'condolences on your twitchy eye' card. If he reacts with surprise on reading it, you know he likes you and you can then take some of the great advice about dropping pencils in the other posts.


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    #47
    bren2001
    Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭bren2001


    Maybe this is just someone who is lonely and bored in work, notice the OP of this thread...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056684225


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    #48
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    du bist so heiss wie ein vulkan


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    #49
    supernova84
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    Email him or call his phone. Oh wait he's sits across from you.


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    #50
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    This evening go to the shop and pick up the following items: a banana, a cucumber, a baguette and a lollipop (don't discriminate size). Arrange these items on your desk tomorrow morning and consume each one in a sucking motion. If he doesn't cream himself then move on.


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    #51
    pcardin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭pcardin


    jester77 wrote: »
    Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber was machst du heute abend? Ich hätte lust auf Wurst.

    Kalter Bauer? :pac:


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    #52
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    bren2001 wrote: »
    Maybe this is just someone who is lonely and bored in work, notice the OP of this thread...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056684225


    Hence him trying to get his hole I'd imagine!


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    #53
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    nbar12 wrote: »
    The social committee have asked me to join them. Do you think they would be up for a night out in the George or is that too obvious!?

    That might not be a good idea.

    Invite him out for a drink, not making a big deal of it, and go with the flow.


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    #54
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Or you could stay well away from him you mad potential rapist / stalker.


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    #55
    cocoshovel
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    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Because I like being a smartarsed wánker. Also a few thanks gets me hard.

    It beats the terrible puns to be honest. the puns are one thing I loathe.


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
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    Buy him a Jumbo Breakfast Roll.


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    #57
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Because I like being a smartarsed wánker. Also a few thanks gets me hard.

    It beats the terrible puns to be honest. the puns are one thing I loathe.

    Why do some threads on here become a dick measuring contest?!?!?!


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    #58
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    OP it sounds like he's hoping you'll ask him out ...of the closet.


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    #59
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    If he's gay would you not of seen him in the George already?? Chances of bumping into him are pretty high.

    Follow him into the toilet and ask does he want to play a game of swords or play hide the sausage. then you will get your answer.

    If he's straight and you're completely humiliated then leave the job and get another, there's 1000s of them out there.


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    #60
    HazDanz
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    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    If he's gay would you not of seen him in the George already?? Chances of bumping into him are pretty high.

    Follow him into the toilet and ask does he want to play a game of swords or play hide the sausage. then you will get your answer.

    If he's straight and you're completely humiliated then leave the job and get another, there's 1000s of them out there.

    I'd follow Billy's advise. Seems like he knows his stuff.


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    #61
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    HazDanz wrote: »
    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    If he's gay would you not of seen him in the George already?? Chances of bumping into him are pretty high.

    Follow him into the toilet and ask does he want to play a game of swords or play hide the sausage. then you will get your answer.

    If he's straight and you're completely humiliated then leave the job and get another, there's 1000s of them out there.

    I'd follow Billy's advise. Seems like he knows his stuff.

    Honesty is always the best policy my friend. I remember I tried something similar and followed a bird into the jacks when on holidays once. It worked, I got a blowjob :)


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