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How do I tell the person in work how I really feel

  • 27-06-2012 3:05pm
    #1
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o
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  • #2
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.


  • #3
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

    Have you ever watched harcore german porn, if not have a quick looksy at what they're into.
    If you feel comfortable performing these acts then PM me..


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Sh!t on his desk...oh wait....you want the complete opposite...


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Interpretive dance.

    It never fails.


  • #6
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.

    Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:


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  • #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:

    The 21st century word for "attention seeking". :pac:


  • #8
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    Steal his wallet and cut the heads off anyone that he has a photo of in it and stick a picture of you in their place.

    Putty in your hands.


  • #9
    augustus gloop
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭augustus gloop


    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap


  • #10
    bren2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,140 ✭✭✭bren2001


    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?


  • #11
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    /spots username.

    You don't happen to have a twitchy eye by any chance?


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  • #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:


  • #13
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    as you can see i'm new to boards so I dont actually know how to find similar threads. I'm sorry if I have caused you sleepless nights but this is a genuine problem I am facing at the moment. :(


  • #14
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    do you have a photocopier close by.


  • #15
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.


  • #16
    augustus gloop
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭augustus gloop


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:

    oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back


  • #17
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    a/s/l ?


  • #18
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    bren2001 wrote: »
    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?

    Hi,

    Yeah that sounds like a great idea. The social committee have asked me to join them. Do you think they would be up for a night out in the George or is that too obvious!?


  • #19
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber was machst du heute abend? Ich hätte lust auf Wurst.


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    You're clearly not new here :D. Good synopsis!


  • #21
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Interpretive dance.

    It never fails.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5beGShMu_w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFkFXFr7NM


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  • #22
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    gobsh*te

    oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back

    Oh you and your ninja edits!


  • #23
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.


  • #24
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Like the hilarity of your username is it?


  • #25
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.

    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.


  • #26
    CUPimus
    Site Banned Posts: 152 ✭✭CUPimus


    Invite him and a few others out for a drink, then when your both drinking just flirt like a mad man..... then go in for the kiss...

    sure if your both drunk they'll be no harm...

    however in my experience office dating is very messy!!


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,190 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Never mind, you'll get better as time goes by.:(


  • #28
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.

    He could be a metrosexual.

    Office romances are never a good idea - if it goes horribly wrong you still have to sit accross from him every day.


  • #29
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Drop your pen or pencil beside his desk and when you bend over to pick it up if he sodomizes you that means he likes you.


  • #30
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    :pac: is AH Thread in the dictionary?


    bravo btw! :)


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  • #31
    Easy Rod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭Easy Rod


    Offer him an Oreo and check his response.


  • #32
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.

    Yeah, you're right...he wears pink! he's gay!! Good God almighty!


  • #33
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.

    I think that's what the op is hoping for;)


  • #34
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Write" fancy a drink "across your chest and flash him.either way he ll go for a drink I reckon.


  • #35
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    We will file the above post in the 90% bundle shall we?


  • #36
    bren2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,140 ✭✭✭bren2001


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    He could be a metrosexual.

    Office romances are never a good idea - if it goes horribly wrong you still have to sit accross from him every day.

    Office romances are always a good idea!


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  • #37
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Don't be so jealous you cant think of one yourself maybe?


  • #38
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    OK guys I like these ideas! I'm going to wear a really cute cardi tomorrow with the tightest trousers I can find! Surely he cant resist me when I bend down to pick up my pen.

    QUESTION

    what if i go for the kiss and he's actually straight!? oopsies! No way I could face going into work everyday!


  • #39
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I think that's what the op is hoping for;)

    oh in that case, OP should ask him to go for a drink in the george.... if he accepts he is likely gay if he looks horrified then he is probably not gay.


  • #40
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Lol at the amount of people who haven't picked up on the OP being a guy :pac:

    See him on a night out, get talking to him and add him on Facebook or something. At least do some spadework before you go launching yourself at the poor, potentially straight, fella! :D


  • #41
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    And the award for post of the day goes to......... :)

    If there was an Ain't That The Truth Award, you'd win it too! :D


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  • #42
    Harm Van Risk
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Harm Van Risk


    Don't sh*t where you eat


  • #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Crawl under his desk and unzip his trousers.

    IF he recoils in horror just back away slowly;)


  • #44
    CUPimus
    Site Banned Posts: 152 ✭✭CUPimus


    nbar12 wrote: »
    OK guys I like these ideas! I'm going to wear a really cute cardi tomorrow with the tightest trousers I can find! Surely he cant resist me when I bend down to pick up my pen.

    QUESTION

    what if i go for the kiss and he's actually straight!? oopsies! No way I could face going into work everyday!

    Maybe find out if hes single..... and how him and his Ex split and their name (should give you an indication)....


  • #45
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    bren2001 wrote: »
    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?
    Sexual assault, that's what can go wrong. Or does that only apply to men?


  • #46
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Go to a Hallmark store and buy him a 'condolences on your twitchy eye' card. If he reacts with surprise on reading it, you know he likes you and you can then take some of the great advice about dropping pencils in the other posts.


  • #47
    bren2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,140 ✭✭✭bren2001


    Maybe this is just someone who is lonely and bored in work, notice the OP of this thread...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056684225


  • #48
    Valentina Melodic Formula
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Valentina Melodic Formula


    du bist so heiss wie ein vulkan


  • #49
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    Email him or call his phone. Oh wait he's sits across from you.


  • #50
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    This evening go to the shop and pick up the following items: a banana, a cucumber, a baguette and a lollipop (don't discriminate size). Arrange these items on your desk tomorrow morning and consume each one in a sucking motion. If he doesn't cream himself then move on.


  • #51
    pcardin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭pcardin


    jester77 wrote: »
    Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber was machst du heute abend? Ich hätte lust auf Wurst.

    Kalter Bauer? :pac:


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